Sminky shorts
They issued two books as well. The 1970s one is spectacular.
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“When England was a kingdom, we had a king. When we were an empire, we had an emperor. Now we're a country, and we have Margaret Thatcher."
Let your fingers do the walking
Follow the bear
€9 substantial meals
"Oi!"
"After I'm!"
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Remember, look for a safe place...
Give cold & flu the old one two!
Two will do!
Beware the farmer who couldn't give a damn. Know him for what he is.
Squaaash!
Caprisun!
”Can you show me a metre”
”Yes, we housed them two weeks ago”
Just wondering,who said that?
Kenny Everett.
in the best possible taste :)
PHILIPS CM8833 is the best colour monitor for the Atari ST and Commodore Amiga
By the power of greyskull 😂🤣
Shure the towns crying out for another car park, and I'm the boy to give it to them.
I'll have a Waldorf salad please
Sorry we’re out of Waldorfs
I know nothing
Much appreciated,thank you.I watched him a lot back in the day.Very funny and a couldn't care less attitude.His kind doesnt come around too often.
St Patrick had two sisters, who were both taken captive along with him, and brought to Ireland. One of them later had seventeen children.
Reaching over to the passenger side to unlock the door.
These
.. Used to love getting them when sick as a child. The dusty powder on them ☺️
That comment got KE sacked by the BBC for, I think, the third time 😊 but after they decided live radio was far too 'dangerous' for him (or, rather, for them) they still let him work on TV.
They wrote him an official letter which said that 'all of your work must be in the best possible taste' which he used as an inspiration 😀 as for Cupid Stunt, obviously the BBC censor wasn't able to work it out!
Spoonfuls of Penbritin out of the bottle
Cars that you could reach all four corners of the passenger compartment without leaving your seat.
Snot Rap