I was just thinking to myself -
If there was a general election tomorrow, it would be the first time in my life I wouldn't bother to vote.
I would consider myself a centrist.
- Can't vote for Fianna Fail because I'll never forgive them for the corruption and bankrupting the country.
- Can't vote for Sinn Fein because of their paramilitary past and their pie-in-the-sky, populist Robin Hood proposals.
- Can't vote for Labour because they have a lunatic, rabid feminist leading them now.
- Can't vote for Fine Gael because they have a recent track record of placing unqualified, lazy and incompetent buffoons into ministerial positions.
- Can't vote for most of the independents as they belong to the looney left.
Am I missing anything?