Not every man can grow a lush and well cultivated beard - and celebrities are no exception.
Pedro Pascal falls into that category - looks like someone cut off some of his pubes and scattered them randomly on his face.
Keanu Reeves - patchy effort. Would look better with just the goatee....
Roy Keane
Michael Stipe
Rylan.
Or maybe it's the horse's teeth peering out of the blackness
Gary Oldman - scraggly neckbeard
I think it is really odd that any man would never be curious about the look or feel of a beard but will spend years stopping it growing. I dislike make up and perfume because both smell and trigger allergies for me. How somebody else looks doesn't particularity bother me one way or the other, i am glad the importance has dropped a lot since I started working.
Beards are a sign of lazyness. There also seen now as a trend. Follow the herd mentality.
It's a general rule that all Arsenal players must look like 12 year old twinks with effeminate dancing goal celebrations and all Man Utd players must be gruesome or evil looking. Tevez, Berbatov, Obertan, Scholes, Phil Jones, Maguire... Could be here all day.
James McAvoy's ginger pubes effort....
Adam Drivers wispy "honestly Bartender, i am 21" effort
Two majestic beards....
Paul Galvin's wiry beard looks like it it would be a great thing to clean surfaces with.....
For all his wealth, he could surely afford a beard transplant to replace the bum fluff....
Daniel O' Donnell's wife.
Laurence Fox's beard effort is pretty pathetic....
That could quite easily be the worst take I have seen on this site
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A beard, according to our trusty friends at Urban Dictionary, is a person who is used as a coverup for another's homosexuality.
I see what you mean....however the thread title might be a little misleading...lol 😆
Lol. Wasn't my quote. I just knew what it meant. Sadly.
Each to their own but if a man looks at himself in the mirror after a few weeks of not shaving and his attempt at growing a beard is like he has pubic hair stuck to his face then its probably better to get the razor out.
By no means the worst beard on this thread, but George Harrison's beard was the worst of the fab four.
..and never try it again.
A guy in a previous office I worked in decided to grow a beard. He was mad about himself beforehand, and the beard only made him think he was gods gift to women. He would constantly talk about how he needed to use proper shampoos on his new beard and how it was good he was artistic because it meant he could keep his beard so well maintained. One day at lunch, another colleage had had enough of his bluster and frustratingly said to him "Oh for Christ's sake XX, your beard is shyte- it looks like a bunch of pubes stuck to your face, and we all think it!" I nearly spat out my lunch with laughter.
Brat Pitt's beard is like something you would see at a homeless shelter....
Andrew Garfield - Another one who likes the "homeless" look
Barry Keoghan's bum fluff is not a good look....
Mark Wahlberg's effort - just terrible
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Luke Combs pubescent effort