People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
Yeah, the Germans are pretty great.
Armchair psychologists are generally tossers.
I'm thinking of heading to a spa this weekend. But I did loads of research first. Because here in germany most spas are naked and I've never been to a spa before.
Now I don't mind the naked thing. I know it will be a little bit awkward at first but I'll get over it. The problem is I didn't want to be the naked guy, standing around without a clue what I'm doing. That just seems extra awkward.
When I was new in my job an established worker there told me they were "the fixer " . talk about ego.
Meh not much to it - bring a towel to sit on
You don’t need to know what you’re doing. Sauna, steam room, hot tub, you’re just sitting there really.
Oh and don’t stare at people
It's probably the only time germans don't stare.
We need to go back to when all bikes were penny farthams and only men cycled them and behaved like gentlemen. Now you have hippies with dreadlocks flying around on roads, cycle lanes and footpaths, even women hippies, and then young gangbangers zooming around all over the place on e-bikes and hoverboards. Crazy times altogether and very frustrating to have to drive amongst all this riff raff.
Let's get back to the 'good old days' when women were totally subservient to men then.
Is it really that difficult to understand why some cyclists don’t use some cycle lanes?
It's fascinating to see the level of enthusiasm to complain about cyclists who may possibly be holding up drivers from rushing to the back of the next queue of cars, compared to the blind indifference to the road users that actually delay journeys, those who choose to drive around with four empty seats for journeys that are easily walked or cycled.
The law isn't a matter of opinion. Every lane IS a cycle lane in law, except for motorways. That's a simple fact.
But you make a fair point in general, so I'm happy to leave it there for now.
A comb-over. Lads, you're only fooling yourselves.
Nobody has ever thought to themselves "Wow, that comb-over really suits that fella"
You'll be grand! I'd say the majority of naked guys at the German spa will be wrinkly auld fellas who don't give a toss. I was never at a German spa myself but I did walk along a nudist section of beach at Muggelsee lake on the outskirts of Berlin. It was mainly just full of 60+ year old pensioners just chilling as if it were any other regular beach. Lots of saggy dangly bits on show but nobody gave a sh!te. Just relax and be yourself there 😌
What immediately screams "tosser" to you?
some of them birds on ye instructional / encouragement videos on ye internette...
....they're apt to use slightly more unladylike synonyms than to$$er tho 😆
:)
Shake a bit of talc on yer nobb, dulls the shine.
You’ll be fine after that.
Steer clear of the glittery walloper….. they don’t like that..
What are these ladies instructing / encouraging you to do? 😂
to have a 'pedal' 😝
Ah will yez give the cyclists a break FFS.
Tossers hanging round outside RTE with their fading anti-vax and anti-everything posters.
Now they're real tossers.
As someone who has a bald patch I just bit the bullet and shaved the whole lot off, most baldies like me do that now I think.
Fellas like that lad were common back in the day though, bit of Brylcream plastered on to keep the combover in place.
The one with the bike is a double tosser.
It'll be grand, I spent a lot of time in Finland, where they spend a lot of time naked! No one cares and at least the Germans would be more open to answering any questions you have, the Finns don't talk to strangers😂
I disagree. Trump supporters think a particular comb-over looks good.
when he was top banana did the comb-over have its own secret service guard...?
I rest my case!
"Short back & shiny please"
It's the only way.
An overpaid 'star' broadcaster insisting repeatedly before a Dail Committee that he had a salary cut of 20% from RTE, while both he ,his agent, the committee & the public know full well he got backhand payments paid for by RTE through a UK company for 'consultancy' to make up for any 'pay cut'.
Pure, utter & complete tosser!!!
Cyclists who attempt to have sex with bicycles are tossers.
Like this lad:
"A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation."
Or this lad:
"Randy cyclist has to be cut free after having sex with his BIKE and getting todger trapped in gears"
if you werent used to Germans staring it might freak you out though, like why are they staring at me? I knew my body was freaky looking. 😪😂
Not to be argumentative, but I strongly recommend to your man that he should be MORE of a tosser at home to avoid getting overwhelmed by those damn sexy little machines.
Must you deflate the humour out of every post ?
not every situation demands a white knight to ride to the rescue
Bobby Charlton had one at twenty five, made him look sixty five
