People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
People who use the terms "Alpha" or "Beta" in a non ironic manner to describe either themselves or others
Obese Mercedes?
Not a cls then, they're positively svelte.
Being protestant
Does that include Jehovah's Witnesses?
Most of them think if they see something on facebook, then its true, no matter how crazy it seems.
my neighbour and her family said if you get the covid vaccine, you will be dead within 3 years. ☹
People who buy scratch cards and then proceed to scratch them at the till while the queue builds and waits behind them.
Anyone who refers to council housing as free houses etc...
People who use the word woke in every second sentence. Doses
Gawd people like you grind my gears and is the reason there won`t be a United Ireland anytime soon.
Fully aware I'd be considered a tosser in your eyes but you do realise that there's no direct flights from these "shitholes" you describe?
An awful lot of these young men have passed through countless European countries where they have been fully documented and recorded, including potential crimes they've committed in transit.
While some of these people may pose no threat at all, it is completely wreckeless for a country to allow in people who have purposely disposed of the passports they used to board their flight to here.
My son is 14 and nearly my height (6'2) I joke to him that I'm still the Alpha and he's a Beta, he always replies "I'm don't wanna be some Greek letter" I think I raised him right 😁
I would love a United Ireland if it meant all the road tolls were gone. That would be a great day for all.
Not sure if I posted this before but people who cant que properly are a head wreck! You got the person who follows the server around, then you have the person who doesnt move up, and finally the last person in the que before you who stands too far off so you're standing there awkwardly.
People that pause at the base of the stairs to board a plane to take a few selfies, holding everyone else up.
Ignorant dopes that think they’re the main character of the world
When their young child is dressed in a full kit, head to toe. Could be a Liverpool kit, could be a Leinster kit, it could be a gaa kit. It just seems wankerish to me, the kid doesn't know it's arse from it's elbow but is still wearing a full kit and basically being indoctrinated into supporting some team the parent likes
Wait until you find out what this club does...
If by 'all', you mean 'drivers', then yes, you might be right - though it seems to ignore the many questions about who will provide the support to NI that Westminster currently provides to NI.
Make little kiddies ring their bell?
Maybe the kid likes that team? 🤨 I supported soccer teams when younger, I picked my own team to support as my parents aren't into soccer. Also the kid will eventually have a mind of their own and might decide they dont even like that team, if it was the parents who picked a team for them to support.
Well I was thinking more mundane and that the kid seeing Liverpool or Leinster reach their 'promised land' ie lift a top trophy is a bit more tangible...
Though for some clubs that phrase about "easier for the camel to pass through eye of the needle" springs to mind.
I was thinking kids around 5 years old, I've no problem with it when it's their own choice though
Apologies that one went right over my head
I cnh
I just saw some ar$ehole have a complete meltdown on a roundabout because another driver blocked it, the traffic suddenly stopped and the driver ended up blocking it but so what, $hit happens, the van driver only got held up for all of 5 seconds id say. Definitely a Tosser driving the van. Just taking his problems out on others because he got a tiny reason to.
In fairness if behaviour like that was an exception I’d take the point but it’s more or less the rule where daily you see people who know how to drive approaching roundabouts but just don’t have the patience / good enough judgement to wait and instead block up a whole line of cars who otherwise have the right of way… driving isn’t difficult…
I’d count the blockers as the bigger tossers..
It's like the tossers who are hugely surprised to find that a green light has turned amber, or an amber light as turned red, as if they've never seen that situation happen before and they just assumed it would stay green for ever to suit them personally.
Fookers who wear big ‘scoutmaster shorts ‘ with black socks and open toed brown sandals.
Should be taken out and whacked.
Did “The Nev” call over for the loan of the strimmers?
People who dont say thanks when you leave the door open for them. Ignorant cnuts and very telling about their character.
Yeah but come on, life is too short to get so angry about something so trivial, the van guy could easily have had a heart attack he was getting so angry, as if he never made similar mistake while driving. The van guy is the Tosser.
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