People who use the Irish language version of their name.
For example, people who were born, christened and registered as Paul Murphy, for example, who start going by Pól Ó'Murachú.
White van man do have a tenancy to be complete knobs once they get onto motorways.....so they are still tossers
Anyone who calls Baseball or GAA actual sports. American football also.
People who have quotes like "refugees welcome" or "Ireland is full" on their Facebook or social media.
It's good to see that the White Van Person is getting some good press. They have a reputation for being rude and aggressive drivers. You wouldn't want to start a stereotype of young women in small cars being selfish.
I skipped a queue in dunnes the other day...i had my 2 year old with me and he was getting cranky, i was in bad form.......the couple ahead of me had a tonne of shopping so when a new till opened up, i just went for it....kept the head down, paid for the few bits i had and got out as fast as i could....
They certainly would put me in this thread.....
Noticed this too.
If someone lets you go ahead in heavy traffic and you don’t acknowledge it
Best are workers in a white van. If you let them ahead you get a big wave
Worst are young women in small cars who ignore your good gesture as if they were entitled to it. Zero thanks
Agree completely!
"I'd like to wish my little princess a happy 4th birthday, hope you have the best day and get spoilt"
1: she probably can't read and isn't on Facebook
2: she's in the same room as you.
3: if she doesn't get spoilt, isn't that on you??
People who post a social media update wishing their father/girlfriend/son a happy birthday.
Just private message, ring or go see them you tosser!
Nuff Said
Wearing pyjamas to the shop.
Thats not being a tosser, that's sociopathy.
Ah yes, Conradh na Tosser.
I was wondering when someone would come up with this one.
Someone screaming "tosser"
Weirdos that take offence at people enjoying and following foreign sports teams. Pure and utter tossers. Like why let any of that **** bother you. Just looking for a reason to be a whinger.
Anyone too quick to overreact, people who get angry easily over nothing, people who cause and create trouble. I get life is boring sometimes but I just enjoy learning new things and seeing people happy etc and I see people all the time stuck in cycles of creating **** that isn't necessary and it comes to a stage where you're like 'well there's no need for that'.
Wtf srsly? That goes on now?
Lads wearing braces on a suit trousers while also wearing a belt.
Can mostly be seen at weddings.
Bonus tosser points for finishing this look with a Peaky Blinders hat/ hip flask.
could you call her out on facebook for it? from an anonymous account? I would.
I had a manager who posted endlessly on facebook about Pieta House and her early morning darkness into light walk. As suicide awareness goes she certainly got the facebook likes. A 10/10 citizen it seems
Meanwhile Monday - Friday she had a toxic bullying attitude that destroyed metal health. Some quit, some went on sick leave and some even cried during team meetings. I was there and had a GP visit over the stress
If you are a good person you do not beg for facebook likes
100%
If you're English you get a pass however...... It is their game after all?
Barnsley fans have alot to be unhappy about, ask Mick McCarthy , poor chunt is from there. What a weird one , Waterford hurling meets Saud York Sure ? Holey mudda ov got, well well well? foookeen ell Barnsley arnt alf phoning it in... A?
Faaackin Ell.
Imagine being from Stoke or Macclesfield? Oh dear......
Although Staffordonians are a good lot, sound out. Or fooooooocccking els pal? On Ya Bike Paddy , or eye'll be havin a go.
I have kept my distance from this rather distasteful thread, as the fent of begrudgery and malign that is infecting my brain space like a barren placebo is hardly amusing.
What exactly defines a tosser? I am assuming it is the crowd tectonic of, find the most selfish person who lacks social awareness and suffers from acute empathy deficit and kind of bother your own docile with getting worked up about the reason you can't stand the chunt?
It happens every day, I just rarely witness it.
but nighttime mortals..... that is when my salad salivates ... the vamps begin to whine and screach, the hounds howl and somebody somewhere is getting their life drained..... to the faaaaaaar side.
Anyone who reckons that The Banshees of Innis Eireann is a better movie than Flatliners... The hunt for Red October, the Cassandra Crossing or I would even go as far as the Pet Sematary remake is .... wait for it mortals..... an absolute total and utter TOSSER , big phucking time.
Rita Sue and Bob Too is more entertaining , that is a fact.
HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... HAAAAHh HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Those who say they know, don't ... those who don't say, know.
Technically not bowel movements.
People who talk about having red lines
The tossers with their faces stuck to twitter/Instagram or other s%£t whilst driving and then looking shocked when traffic stops
The tossers who drive past schools with 30kph speed limits at Mach2...most of the time looking at their phones
I saw one on Facebook years ago where a guy basically micro blogged with photos the entire process of finding a homeless guy and bringing him to McDonald’s
it’s really about them not the person they’re “helping”
Remember the Tosser who brought his taxi driver in Dubai to the theme park and made a huge deal of it, telling everyone on twitter about it? cringe. Just do it and keep it to yourself. Brendan O Caroll is another one, always on the late late banging on about how much charity work he does.
https://www.joe.ie/news/pic-an-irishman-in-dubai-an-indian-taxi-driver-and-a-rollercoaster-star-in-this-cracking-good-news-story-508487
Anybody who does a good deed (no exceptions) and publicises it on social
in fairness it could be a great deed , however it ceases to be once self promoted
Them kind of people make me ashamed to be Irish. I heard of an Irish person lately who has a season ticket for man united, he lives in Ireland full time. Imagine the money he spends on flights, hotels, food etc crazy, that money should be spent in Ireland on Irish clubs.
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