Looks like a crazy contemporary art museum.
I cant decide which house is the worst - this one in New York or the one in Portrane posted yesterday by Citizen Six
The bed in that NY house looks like a deathtrap, and wtf is the story with the waterfall?
It screams architect-knobber to me...
I hate those breakfast bars. I mean, there is a table and chairs right there.... use it.
I like the sitting room with the blue cushions. But not the other with the two different floor levels and the big railing.
Too many oddly shaped little nooks and crannies, seems like a waste of space - and the garden lets it down big time for me. It looks like its mostly tarmac!
I'm also horrified at the number of windows that would require cleaning.
Oh god I'd be up all night peeing!
It looks like it should be an underground bunker. I hate it.
I know that the price is taking into account the location, and you get a lot of space by Manhattan standards, but that New York apartment is absolutely vile.
That New York one is awful. It tries to go for the industrial look which can look great if it’s pulled off but it just looks grimey and unfinished in places
They’ve gone for some faddy looks too and it looks all over the place.
Im sure a proper designer could make that look incredible but it’s awful as is
That waterfall bed is also a death trap. You could roll off the end, no safety guards?
Definitely not a home meant for kids, thats for sure.
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Words fail me.
But then again maybe its me who has the problem.
I love what they've done with the garden 😁
The Celtic Cross curtain from Bunratty castle in pic. 8 !
I thought there was mould on the ceiling in pic 3 but then saw the rest of the pics and realised it is a Decorative Effect. They did manage to get the leopard-skin wallpaper effect right - putting the shadows in the recessed corner and the light strip on the outer corner, giving the whole room a rather nauseating rippled effect.
Is it just my imagination or does the living room have a curved wall? Where is the curve coming from? Those houses are box shaped
Looks like it's owned by the same person as that place in Portrane.
Big fan of The Flintstones? well now you can live like them. Well on the outside anyway.
I like that New Mexico house, it would not translate to Ireland but where it is, is lovely.
I like it, but if I were it's owner I'd be looking for windows and external doors that fit the look better.
I'd like the New Mexico house for a holiday, but not as a full time home.
Also, with all that square footage, there is only one bedroom?
Fancy owning the house from Stranger Things
I'm a bit confused by the whole 7 bed/7 bath thing. On the one hand I very much like the idea of my own bathroom, but the thought of keeping up with 7 bathrooms, all those towels, loo rolls, keeping the damn things clean! Fine if everyone can be trusted to clean their own but that really isn't going to happen in a family situation.
It's fab but a tad too American for my taste. I love the bathing skeleton. 😁
It's a home that can only be american
Fancy owing a very old castle!
I love that house, especially the lightshades, gorgeous!
The upkeep would be horrific. You would want a cleaner 2-3 days a week in the house. It not just the bathrooms it as well that there is a lot of wood and panelling that have decorative features that would need regular dusting as well as the open dresser in the kitchen.
Outside the same there would be a lot of external maintenances and painting the exterior would be a nightmare.
The TV on the wall looks really bad too. Should have hidden it in a unit with doors, like the bar area.
Goodness, I hadn't actually looked at the photos. While I would not set out to design a house like that, I really like it. I would love to stay there for a few days just to enjoy it. Live in it? No. Not just a cleaner, you would need a full time staff to keep it. I do really like that backsplash on the kitchen sink. What's with the shower on the veranda?
And they're not even super-sleek, easy kept bathrooms - that whole house just screams "dust" at me!
Love the inlay-style wooden floor downstairs though.
I'd love to stay there, but I'd have a headache after a few days.
The kitchen sink is just fabulous! As is the cooker - which is about the same size as my entire kitchen, by the looks of it 😮
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