You shave off all your hair, use the chainsaw to chop up the victim, when finished, turn on the diffuser to get rid of the smell, cook your supper in the deep fat fryer and then relax with a warm bubbly footspa...
I may stop watching murder shows ππ€£
The makings of a great night in! π
Oh my god, you're nuts π
Make love to yourself with the footspa on the go and the diffuser working it's magic after a feed of greasy chips for one? π€
My single life list would be a dressing gown, hot water bottle, few ready made dinners , lots of wine and a shovel to bury the bodies.
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You only realizing that now π
How are you reading my mind π±π±π±π±
Im off to bed now, early start in the morning π₯²π₯²
In bed here too, setting the alarm is beyond traumatic, not a lotto God in sight, ffs.
I have it set for us πππ₯²π₯²
We're sorted so.π
Goodnight Johnboy ππ
Watching telly and sweating after 2 bowls of chilli. Note to self. Wait a few minutes before deciding itβs not hot enough!!!
Just after a bowl of porridge, listening to a thing about PTSD
So that's why there's smoke coming out of your ears. I was getting worried π
Alarm is set over here as well, thankfully, my commute is short at the moment: Bed -> Bathroom -> get dressed -> Desk π
Been checking out some of the past locations of my childhood in Google Street View recently. Why do all those town seem so much smaller than I remember them π€
45 mins to Wordle...
@thomil how's the leg? Still getting it packed?.
I still need to get it re-wrapped on a weekly basis, but the wound is healing beautifully. Went from initially looking like something a xenomorph would produce to looking like your run-of-the-mill leg scrape as of Friday. No packing necessary anymore, and the cavity is closed. It's now basically just a compression bandage to make sure that it stays closed. The nurses are over the moon.
Nice one. I'd say you're happy enough yourself now too!
Oh believe me, I am π looking forward to dancing on the tables at the company holiday party, providing we'll still get budget for that. The last set of quarterly results wasn't too good to say the least...
Dancing on the tables - in bubble wrap
I was thinking of something like this as my party attire:
Hahahaha no leg protection, epic!.
Got it in 2 :) normally its 4/5
Chalk that up as a good start to the day π
I was 5 today.
I'm currently on a streak of 13, my max is 14 so hoping I'll break it π
Well end , I plan going to bed now. Happy πΆ
Both so, a twofer if you will
What ho, what ho, night sentry-oh
I planned on bed hours ago, but still wide awake. Watched Ballybay v Cross. A great result. Might head to the Kilcoo game
Ya loon-atic tis fierce late for all but the most ardent night owl
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