The double barrelled name has been incorporated by the lower classes now. You will often see them in football now.
This is the thing. If your kid gets married, do they add another surname or two. Feck. You'd need several pens to sign your name in a couple of generations.
We’d need a computer generated portmanteau surname for the chiselers 😂
Oliver Callan types
Trent Kone Oxtail Dooerty Chambermaid Lescott Camberwell Cobblepot
I'm expecting this.
Kelvin Lingaard Sancho-Gomez.
Kinda sounds cool.
Double barrelled surnamed women stronghold.
I think you'll find they are yummy mummies and wear designer sunglasses as a hair accessory.
Worried pit bulls walking around in pairs.
White Merc and BMs with bling wheels and blacked out windows.
Brunt out trolleys. signs of a good joyride
Well if that be the case how bout divorce and remarriage. Dont think any of it matters really. All horseshite.
Genetics doesn't take one surname into account anyways. Ya have the genes you have.
Oh yeah whats marges sisters name off the Simpsons married name. Selma Bouvier-Terwilliger-Hutz-McClure-Discothèque-Simpson-D'Amico (née Bouvier)
True.
My hand writing is crap, so every document I'd probably have a new surname.
Funny how we provide trolleys for those that need them least, those who have the shortest journey with their shopping - to the car park.
Dont forget loud exhausts. Have to be heard as well as seen. Shoes hanging from telephone wires. Or is that an American thing
Local post office very busy with queues mid-week when the dole/disability/children’s allowance etc. comes through... some in their PJs in said queue.
Later the same day, local pubs/off-licences and bookies are busy.
When the kids have names like Rihanna and Chantel.
And the boys are called Wayne, Dean, Tyler or Troy.
So accurate. When I lived in a leafier part of Dublin, the look was sunglasses on the noggin year-round even in winter,an SUV the size of a Panzer tank, Barbour quilted jacket and always carrying take-away coffee no matter what the circumstance. Son called Oscar or Tim and a daughter called Charlotte or Georgina (Irish names have made their way to the lower-middle-class so they've switched it up again). They all work in CSR at a blue ribband company.
Environmentally concious ones probably have a keep-cup glued to their paw these days (just ignore the diesel guzzler for the school run).
The sad reality that in many cases, kids are being raised by their grandparents because mammy and daddy are drug addicts living in complete chaos.
I had a friend that used to go out on the 1st Tuesday of every month - that was when the single mothers got their allowance, it was a guaranteed ride ...
I must be lower class so.
Why are you just telling us now!?
I think the well-known telltale sign is the lasses in the shops buying their bits n bobs and still in the pyjamas!!!
unoccupied council houses boarded up with steel shutters rather than plywood
the offsprog of certain degenerate estates have evolved teeth robust enough to get through the plywood
They're going out pyjamas!
Mickey Tuesday they called it.
Are you taking the 'Michael'?
Great nights, have some mad stories, but they'd get me banned from here..
Fireworks 8 weeks before Halloween.
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