Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Trying to open a packet of sweets or cereal that are in one of those bags that are made of that stiff plastic. When I want to tear only a corner off, the bag rips all the way to the bottom, spilling the contents out!!

Pasta bags are the pits for tearing open 😡

And cat litter bags.

Because my parcel hasn't turned up I'm like a briar so I'll be ta'd even if someone breaths near me today. 😂

What's ta'ing me now is the people at the queen's funeral recording it on their phones.

It's on TV in HD you Muppets.

At least you know where yours are. Its as if mine are being sent to /dev/null

I have another one that left Dublin Mail centre in January. This is not reassuring at all.

I've a considerably more unfortunate story.

I was visiting my sister many years ago. She had a cat. Cat liked to climb on top of people on the sofa. Cats domain, cats rule. I was offered a magnum ice cream which I proceeded to wolf down. Often as it happens there are bits of chocolate that might break off and land on one's lap. So after a few minutes I see this bit of melted chocolate on my lap which I pick off an eat. While it's in my mouth I find its distinctly different taste to the rest of the chocolate, bit gritty. Then the cold realisation hit me. It was cat **** off the cats furry arse.

I don't know if anyone has seen the Ace Ventura, Einhorn is a Man scene. That was me. I still get flashbacks 16 years later

You win! Bleeeeeeee! 😫

I whacked my baby toe off the corner of the bed on Sunday afternoon. I heard a loud crack and I had searing pain in which I wanted to curl up and cry. I was pretty convinced I broke it (again...I broke it back in 2008 whacking it off the corner of a box when running to take a phone call) Luckily no bruise formed and it felt fine yesterday. Today however there's a big bruise and it's sore again.

Also I collected my Jack Russell from the dog boarding kennel on Sunday and I noticed that he was considerably thinner than when I left him in there a week ago before going off on holiday. I think they just give the dogs the bare minimum of food in those places.

And lastly, there's a huge tarantula-esque spider living in my brown compost bin, and my PS4 controller has developed the dreaded right stick drift which means my game camera keeps drifting off to the left. Very irritating when playing games like Elden Ring and Bloodborne. I'm completely broke until Thursday so I can't buy a new controller until then - and they're bloody expensive at €60 a pop :(