Exactly. And I would stay away from the Furness Room too. 😁
All the Random Capitals in The Ad are Doing My Head In. 😁
And change your jocks more often. Don't want them sticking to the sides of the chute on the way down. 😁
Maybe that's what the "furness" room is for?
Well spotted, I didn't notice that. @BattleCorp has shown it's a commercial premises so might be noisy during the day.
Depends on the level of 'soggyness'. If they are very bad, they mightn't burn. 😁
Maybe that's what the commercial premises behind the house is for? If you can't shoot or burn it maybe dissolve it in acid?
Gotta love the privacy paint here... least, I THINK it's paint.
It's not well-worn, it's just a very new driveway, sometime after July 2021 when the most recent satellite photo was taken. Presumably put in place at the time they decided to sell the house. Before then it was accessed via the property.
A couple of interesting things for me about that. The first is almost direct access to the Bog of Allen from the back (zoom out in satellite view)
The second is that it's one of the finer examples of an Irish county enclave. Although it's in Offaly, it's not accessible without going through either Laois or Kildare.
That Offaly house reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons when Homer designed a car. Its all over the place. The kitchen in particular is a shambles
It went for €910k according to the property price register
The waste of space in all those McMansions is baffling and a disgrace. Big empty halls and landings and then tiny, cramped rooms. It makes no sense!!
And for as that one in Offaly with the kitchen in the hallway..... WTF were they taking when they up with that one??? 😲
It's supposed to be the utility, the only reason I can think of is to keep the coking smells and noise away from the open plan living room. There is a range in the kitchen though so hard to know. 🤷♀️
It's a mad dumb design of a kitchen.
No, sorry, 😁 I was wondering why there were something like 10 pictures just of the kitchen, as it was nothing spectacular at all.
The actual kitchen part looks awful and the utility is like a cramped galley kitchen. Awful planning, either by the architect or the owners.
Just looking at the house with the shoot and the furness room.
It's confusing my poor head.
All very mish mash.
And furniture in the bathroom. 🤔
Your beloved can sit on the church pew and read you a romantic story as you sit with your knees up to your chin in the bath.
Did no one consider a big bath for that room?
I can't find the top of the laundry shoot in the photos. And there are no floor plans to help. Why do I even care? But for some reason I've decided I want to find it. Is it behind a door in the walk in wardrobe? Or camouflaged as a wicker basket in the bathroom?
I think the blurb said it's in the walk in wardrobe.
All the sofas all over the place are mad. You know nobody is ever going to sit on the one inside the door, just fling coats on it.
The furnace in picture 67 looks like something out of Buchenwald.
I find the kitchens in the McMansions very disappointing. Built from scratch and they are terribly designed/laid out. I have been spoiled by seeing that lovely one on this thread in Chris De Burgh's old house.
https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/bushey-park-enniskerry-co-wicklow/4594938
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for a near 10M euro house the kitchen is a bit uninspiring. The rhino on the other hand is fantastic.
Been on sale for a few years now
The kitchen in the offaly house reminds me of a maze.
Every time you'd turn you would be bumping into edges / walls/ counters
Always big ugly pine/mdf island in the kitchen with those stupid extendable bar stools
Found this one courtesy of a journal article, haven't had a good look at it yet.
This house is very bland - nothing special really. I would expect a lot more for €2.2M!
I'm more curious about the building two doors up in pic 39
Well obviously its a Norman Tudor fortified church, its a well established design style.
I think the location is a big part of the asking price. It's a fine house, but I'd rip out the bland carpets, get rid of the curtains and paint the walls more interesting colours than the bland creamy colour they have.
I like the garden, well landscaped and a manageable size, and love the walk in wardrobe. It just needs some imagination and better furniture.
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