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Do you like the smell of your own farts?

Lionel Messy

I do.

Best fart smell: eggs or chicken

The only self-fart smell i don't like is Guinness induced ones

I don't even drink that now but that's for another day, the horrible farting is one of the reasons.

Lets just make this a fart thread. It should be a blow out.

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Ragnar Lothbrok

Had a bit of an upset stomach yesterday. The vile smell coming from my anus at night was unbelievable. A kind of sweet, sickly smell.

However, I kept ducking my head under the sheets and inhaling deeply. I rather enjoyed it. Certainly cleared my lungs.

Kylta

Love letting off rotten SBDs, especially in shop queues( bit ofa bummer now with social distancing) and then walking off and leaving the rest turn their noses up at each other.

Kylta

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hands down jocks...fart into hand cup grasp it and fling into missus face and tell her its a snowball with flavour...wait for reaction :D:D:D:D

My favourite was farting in bed and pulling covers over her head. (Perfume especially for you love) I told her it was a new brand of perfume called Farte, or the slightly ****aae. Well she just wouldn't wear it.

Kylta

If i've beans and eggs this morning. Tonight I could win an olympic medal for ireland in the rancid 3metre farting event, and maybe also in the loudest ripper farting event

Brendan Bendar

Was ‘up country’ on important business and pulled into a carvery for a lash of boiled beef , onions and spuds.

Had three packets of ‘Bombay Mix’ as snacks on the way home.

Blew an epic ‘rifter’ in the car with a fugg you could sew a button on.

Had to finish the trip with all the windows open.

Kids wouldn’t get into the car the next day for school…….

cbreeze

Only fart in a lift if there are more than two other people in it

Brendan Bendar

Blew out a thick fetid rifter in the motor today, strong bang of boiled cabbage off the fookher.

nick.kohl

everyone likes

Brendan Bendar

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/112522478#Comment_112522478

Hope it cleared your guts would be more helpfull

SonOfTheAbbot

Farts are like children, you can only stand your own.

Brendan Bendar

Had a feed of M&S garlic doughballs yesterday and unloaded a seeping riffter on the bus this morning.

One auld tugboat went round opening all the windows and fanning herself.

Cretin.

Got the bang meself and in fairness she was fairly noxious.

blade1

Had a dickey tummy in bed last night.

Was emitting a putrid reek that would make Agent Orange seem like something Christian Dior concocted.