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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,603 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    What kind of idiot is Joe to put his foot in boiling water?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Only 18 years ago 😳

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Is it as bad as a break, Joe?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,247 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    And when's de last time you had your shins smashed with a lump hammer and then had molten lead poured in de middle of yer bones ?


    How do you know its as painful as dat ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    more painful than a bite from a great white



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,603 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    goats yesterday, weever fish today, rabid rabbits tomorrow?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Joe getting excited at the graphic description of pain

    giphy (4).gif


    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "describe the paaaain, Ann"


    "like someone smashed my leg open and poured hot lead down the bone marrow"


    Jaysus, too much info Ann



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I got bit by either one of these or a gurnard before while fishing, the feeling was like a bee sting and jellyfish sting in one with a feeling you were going to doy and a numbness like pins and needles, it bled solid for over an hour. The more knowledgeable men aboard the boat didn't see any danger and we continued the afternoons fishing 🎣.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭cozar


    bite tales until 3, nice easy show for Joe especially when he has his own story to tell.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,549 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Is Joe trolling us?


    Tell us again about the paaaaiiin, cawlur 🤔

    Lump hammer 🔨 and boiling lead, jaysus 😳😬



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Only in Ireland, Stay away from the Beach when the sun is shining 😳

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Be careful of pricks on the beach, is that it?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,603 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Tell me about the painn!! caller


    Untitled Image




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    There'd be a large prick on Da beach if Joe was on it 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    I never understand why swimming shoes are not more widely available. They make enormous sense, from traipsing over pebbly beaches, to avoiding razor shells and weaver fish



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,668 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    I feel like most people at this stage who see a person in absolute agony on a beach will know it's not just a pin-prick.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    GOAT , GOAT GOAT 🐐

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Anyone who's ever trod on broken beer bottles in the sand would agree with you.

    Post edited by Boards.ie: Paul on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,395 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    You OK? I know the sun is strong out there - delirium could be setting in! :)



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  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    He was in a hurry to wrap that up, what panoply of delight will he spring on us next.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭jabarrett35


    The goat



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,603 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    This bleedin' Penguin buke from 2015 - FFS!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Is this a Ladyburd Buke?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,258 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    you do not use Penguin for your bukes though



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,761 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Two OH One Foyive.

    He's learning.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,603 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Who bleedin' cares Joe?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,549 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Jaysus, if some lad ran up the beach and stuck his dirty foot in my cup of tea ☕ .... he would have more to worry about than the weaver fish 🐟 sting.... 🤬😡



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  • Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Did he say it’s a book about maps about maps?



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