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Naked cleaners

Nick84

Hi all,

One of my mates who lives in London suggested that I try out ordering a naked cleaner service for myself - he does it since the pandemic started. Do you know if such services are available in Dublin? Maybe got someone to recommend?

To be clear - I am not looking for any sexual services, only a person, who will clean my house while being completely naked and let me watch.

Cheers

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gmisk

What....the...f....

gifted

I can see Netflix series about this OP......

laoisgem

What would you be doing with your hands while they're cleaning? 🤔

El_Duderino 09

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599257#Comment_118599257

Presumably they'd help the cleaner - by polishing their knob.

Nick84

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599296#Comment_118599296

Not really, I'm a naturist myself, just looking for some quality cleaning with a naturist twist.

[Deleted User]

Did you try searching the internet for what you're looking for caller?

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599493#Comment_118599493

Doesn’t the “watching” part take it a little beyond the naturist element?

[Deleted User]

Just put on Pornhub and clean it yourself.

retalivity

Just go on an escort site and throw her an extra 30 quid to hoover the place after yous are done.

Cordell

I can pretend to clean your house while naked for 200E. Since you're a naturist and not a lad looking for sexual gratification, the fact that I'm a middle aged hairy overweight man should not bother you.

OU812

I’ll do it. €50 an hour. Quality “museum class” cleaning. Minimum 4 hours or part thereof.

I’m a heavy set balding man in my 60s with a moderate length grey beard. Body hair is full and greying.

I’ll expect your PM with details to confirm dates etc.

Nick84

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599882#Comment_118599882

I'm looking for a female naked cleaner.

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599904#Comment_118599904

Why? if it isn't sexual as you said...

neris

sounds like something out of eurotash from the mid 90s

Dial Hard

While not wishing to feed the troll, a guy once messaged me on POF asking could he do exactly this - come to my house and clean it naked.

He didn't even want paying.

There are some strange folk out there. Another memorable one was Naked Jogging Guy™️. Ah, POF, I miss it sometimes...

*stares wistfully off into the distance*

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599904#Comment_118599904

Good luck with that. The Employment Equality Acts 1998–2015 outlaws discrimination based on

Gender: this means man, woman or transgender
Civil status: includes single, married, separated, divorced, widowed people, civil partners and former civil partners
Family status: this refers to the parent of a person under 18 years or the resident primary carer or parent of a person with a disability
Sexual orientation: includes gay, lesbian, bisexual and heterosexual
Religion: means religious belief, background, outlook or none
Age: this does not apply to a person aged under 16
Disability: includes people with physical, intellectual, learning, cognitive or emotional disabilities and a range of medical conditions
Race: includes race, skin colour, nationality or ethnic origin
Membership of the Traveller community.

Feisar

Was this not on Euro Trash back in the day?

Nick84

OK I can certainly get why you think this is funny and treat my message this way, but just this once, try and broaden your perspective a bit - there are many people with diverse hobbies, and this is just one of them. I get it that no of you are into that, that's ok. I know people who are - only not here. I've actually just read a few articles from Naked Cleaners' Blog, which apparently is Irish, so following the trail I contacted them and was actually able to get some contacts. And from what I see there, this stuff is getting more and more popular 🙂

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600506#Comment_118600506

Your “hobby” is watching, in the nip, someone, also in the nip, clean your house.

Wasn’t this a storyline in ‘Neighbours’ for a bit? Wasn’t naked but it was, certainly, risqué.

gmisk

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600506#Comment_118600506

People here are not taking the piss out of naturists. They are asking why would you want to watch someone naked cleaning your house, you said it isn't sexual...but you made it clear you only want a woman...I wouldn't classify that as a "hobby" either....

ohnonotgmail

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599947#Comment_118599947

Do you still have their contact details? My stairs could do with a hoover*

*Not a euphamism.

rameire

What is the price per hour?

My current cleaner is 13 euro per hour but keeps her clothes on.

Would you have the heating on full because they are naked or would you be leaving it off for a while?

The Mighty Quinn

What harm if all involved are consenting adults, and whatever rules and boundaries are in place are strictly adhered to, but lets not try kid yourself here, it most certainly is sexual if your preference is a naked female cleaner.

northknife

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600005#Comment_118600005

Think they were called The Romeo Cleaners. Going around dusting in leather thongs

😂😂

seamus

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118599947#Comment_118599947

I'm surprised that the OP is apparently catching people off-guard.

There have been articles and interviews about these kinds of services on-and-off (no pun) for years.

I recall one guy saying that he just sits in his chair and reads a book while the cleaner does her thing. With a decent amount of side-eye no doubt - maybe that's the kink for some people, the voyeurism without it being a seedy thing associated with sex work.

Anyway, seems like an odd question to ask on boards when it's pretty clear from Google that there are plenty of naked cleaners available in Ireland.

TheIrishGrover

I...... uh......

Welcome Back AH!!!!!!!

cj maxx

They had them in NY in the 90's. I don't know of anyone who hired them, but basically escorts who'll do a light dusting with a feather boa. Not a girl who'll empty and clean your cupboards.

goldenmick

I'm sure Mrs Doyle from Father Ted would come and do a little *moonlighting* for you, if the price is right.

"Ah, gowan,gowan,gowan,gowan. I'll make you a nice cup of tea as well father - you don't mind me calling you father do you - while you ogle my saggy arse".

Nick84

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118601404#Comment_118601404

It wasn't the case like this at all. I ordered the service last Friday and can't complain about the level of cleaning. There was window cleaning, dusting off, using all the cleaning fluids, paper towels, rags and squeegees while staying in the nude. Cleaning the bathroom, kitchen, vacuuming and mopping the whole living area in my house and doing laundry. Took her almost 4 hrs and the job was done really well. She also enjoyed being looked at, which made the whole experience even more pleasant. Will do again.

El Gato De Negocios

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118600598#Comment_118600598