Blood for a Bloody Mary
Which of the 7 dwarfs do you identify the most with?
grumpy.
What cigarette manufacturer in the case (US) Surgeon General VS 7 Dwarves did you smoke most?
Silk Cut Red/Purple/Blue. Blue was shy÷e altogether
How would you rectify a certain trait of BOSCO / Zig and Zag / Dustin the Turkey
The off switch
What is your favoured cocktail?
Pina Collada
Are you able to CRAM to earn a qualification, and get a decent respectable grade?
I just ride the teacher.
If a video on youtube is described as 'rare footage' is it really all that rare anymore?
Rare like a steak
What's the longest journey by car you have ever been on?
Going to the beach 25 miles away as a child.
What would your pirate name be?
Cryptakill
Would you like to be buried in a crypt for all eternity (or until the land gets rezoned)
outer space
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I still have 2 VHS wedding video's, so the VHS player it is.
Are you good at playing games?
Good enough to persevere. Cheat Codes make me even better..
The last device with a clockwork motor that you wound up?
My pacemaker.
Are you a peacemaker or a troublemaker?
I have to be a peacemaker, that's what mods do.
Beer or wine?
a "pint" glass of beer will set you back 5 euro. For the same price, if you look hard enough and know where to look you can get a full bottle of red vino for €5
Do you often get fobbed off?
Occasionally but I am guilty of doing it too.
Could you drive all night to go to someone?
I could, I'd avoid the creeping into their room and raping them in their sleep though.
What's the last currency you spent that wasn't Euro?
American dollars, although I am an American.
Travel for vacation or stay home.
A bit of both.
What's it like to be an American?
Check out Spitting Image, you will find the answer to your question there...
Are you the spitting image of anyone?
Fortunately for them, no.
Do you collect rainwater?
In pools outside my door
Have you ever owned a blow up pool?
I don't believe so.
Have you ever been in handcuffs?
Yes but not in an arresting situation
What's the last think you broke?
The internet.
Where's me jumpa?
Time to take yourself off to some hi brow store like Brown Thomas in Grafton Street, buy a new geansaí.
The last time you cleaned up someone else's fookup mess
I ain't nobody's skivvy.
How many bottles are in your wine cellar?
That cellar is in Tesco Ratmines. Good choice.
What was the last "party" that was a cock measuring session you attended?
Well nothing wrong with a good cock measuring party between the lads. Once they don't start rubbing them as well as measuring.
Do you own a measuring stick?
I own sticks that could be used to measure.
Football, baseball, basketball...why isn't rugby called 'try ball' ?
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