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MSPaint Reveal - Vanilla, the ultimate fixXxer
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LINK 9 DESCRIBER: Pro2ac
Our next describer sets the scene for the newest communist theme bar:
Welcome Sign, light, jacuzzi, contrast tiles, communist bottles, ACDC, Barstool
Our long lasting bulb finally burnt out… replaced with a lamp and antikapital caraffes
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LINK 9 PAINTER: cee_jay
At the last minute, cee_jay put up the AC/DC banner at the local…
https://i.ibb.co/df549Dh/PXL-20210812-185414383.jpg
…. now the venue is all ready for blok concert goers, who enjoy a free jacuzzi dunk.
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LINK 10 DESCRIBER: looksee
And looksee thought “describing would be easier than drawing!” 🤣
Deserted Communist Party, bar, patchwork patio, banner, music, jacuzzi, bongs.
Wait, looksee saw wha? 🤣 (ohmagosh) there were bongs in cee_jays paint ? *looks back* Lol I do see some resemblance to Bongos, or maybe Bonguitars :D ...hahaha, and with Fong(o) next!
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LINK 10 PAINTER: Homer J. Fong
This next paint made me laugh so much - Fongs story-humour is brilliant! You really must check it out in full size, click the link below.
Click for full size: https://i.imgur.com/KeDbGGM.png
...proving whirlpools are equally at home in Soviet lounges or Irish pubs.
Poor Minister of Cups, even made designer placecards for his missing comrades! :D
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LINK 11 DESCRIBER: Grid.
Our next describer asks the question: “Are those ducks or beer taps?” ....(lol, apparently the weed inside dinnae give Fongs bongs away)
"Two ducks walk into communist bar for singalong with Karl"
Is that the beginning of a joke? How does it end, again? (only Buile, our next painter, knows)
...maybe the ducks were just looking for a
quackquick dip in the hot tub… and what’s sewing on with Karl, das karaoke klub bartender? Or more to the point, will our Singer needle him for an audition? (I'll get my coat)Post edited by Deja Boo on8 -
LINK 11 PAINTER: BuileBeag
Our next painter places Marx on das pedestal, with czargasmic (eek) dreams of playing Peter Andre in the next Magic Mike film... (we’ll be ok as long as he keeps those clothes on)
https://i.ibb.co/vDzZbD4/karl-marx-01.jpg
...while Mallard & his Missus hallucinates floating barstools (too much vodka can do that to waterfowl - quacks ‘em up)
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LAST LINK 12 PAINTER: nothing
With a brilliant finish, nothing brings our game home.... (sorry embed issues, click below for better view)
Click for full view (of Hunky Karl): https://i.imgur.com/YPU7ELt.jpeg
Oh my, Karl got his hair did! ...the “talent” ahem (Marxies new ripped bod!) hath attracted more birds to the show!
Brava nothing! ...and Well done everybuddy!
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In review...
From nothings first paint to last, let’s review where Mams (lol) hobbies have taken us...
First Link:
Mams description: Lightbulb having eureka moment, exploding with every game, activities imaginable.
Nothings first paint:
to Last Link:
Necro’s description: Russian karaoke bar, man sings 'Mysterious Girl', angry ducks watch
Nothings last paint:
Soooo….after all the hobbies were (quickly) sewn up, we soaked our lights out in the hot tub (for many links), sang a few choones with a Singer (which kept us in stitches), then imbibed in a few (too many) drinkies... Our Singer songfest went from Whigfield to AC/DC to Andre (with a Russian accent)… Bubbles the bulb grew muscles, then went into quarantine after too much sewcializing, while we went “Back to the USSR.” (sorry, Beatles!) where Karl (post-makeover) and his duck cronies opened the newest Communist Chippendale Karaoke Klub, Das Bar (pissed off birds only need apply, lol)
Does this mean out of all the hobbies we could choose from, our preferred past-times became sipping, sewing, soaking, song, and ...bongs ???
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Thus concludes The Ultimate fixXxer Vanilla MSPaint!
Thanks to all who participated, and for all your excellent contributions!
You all have made hosting MSPaints over the years, a true pleasure!
Thanks for putting up with my cringeworthy puns! ...and for being such a good sport, fixXxer!
VANILLA ICE CREAMS ALL AROUND, YOU DESERVE IT!
...and see you all “over there”
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