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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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    #5102
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    A rasher on a wire.



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    #5103
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,015 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Joe could try eat the rasher too I'd say



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    #5104
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,872 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    It sounds like Jurassic park.....



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    #5105
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I can believe this has gone on this long, I'm guessing poor Joanne won't be getting a generous offer from Joe's sponsor 🤔

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #5106
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,783 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Liveline brought to you by Scatman


    [YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8[/YOUTUBE]



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    #5107
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's called a bottle of piss.



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    #5108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's German FM today.



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    #5109
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    LIDL or Aldi will have it down the middle aisle next Thursday.



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    #5110
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,539 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Add the Bristol Stool Chart to the Liveline Bingo card



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    #5111
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117780796#Comment_117780796

    They could pipe 'Funny Froydays' 24/7 to keep the PM away.



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    #5112
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,529 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "a tenner a can"



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    #5113
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Hi website just crashed.



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    #5114
    waynescales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭waynescales1


    Someone ring in there and offer Joanne a free bicycle to get around on...



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    #5115
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,539 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Has joe ever had a ferret down his trousers



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    #5116
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.dcweldingsupplies.com/

    Resource Limit Is Reached

    The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.

    Gonna need a bigger connection.



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    #5117
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,015 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Well done for being online - well done, well done



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    #5118
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,173 ✭✭✭✭PsychoPete


    The pine marten done Joanne a favour in getting of a kia



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    #5119
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,529 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Is he a bad bad bad baxtard?



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    #5120
    [Deleted User]
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    Cuddly like dolphins?



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    #5121
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,261 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    do dolphins eat cars too, like the pine martins ?



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    #5122
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,529 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "Y'see he gets into a small hole"

    oooh matron



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    #5123
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    It's the two legged predators taking your wild ducks sir.



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    #5124
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,953 ✭✭✭archfi


    Well, you can keep them out according to the last caller. Caller should listen to the show.

    —

    "What does that even mean, vetting?"

    -Michael Martin



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    #5125
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,261 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/117780950#Comment_117780950

    don't google scat at wurk



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    #5126
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,872 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    "Pine martins are like dolphins"

    400k a year....



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    #5127
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,015 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Is Joanne still hanging on the line listening to all this aul gruff



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    #5128
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,173 ✭✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Mr pine marten is only a bollock!



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    #5129
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Fowl smell caller

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    #5130
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,529 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Fine Gael Cllr now



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    #5131
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Liveline is going from bad to worse, I can only listen to it now when I'm doing something else unrelated.

    interesting fact re Croatia. Their currency is the Kuna, or Pine Marten.



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