Magnetic Vaccine

monkeysnapper · 28-05-2021 12:21am

Ha ha I was talking to a guy a few weeks ago that was giving me the old they are trying to track us bull Shute.....

I kindly reminded him that his premium strava account wasn't doing him any favours either the dingo !!!!!

harrylittle · 28-05-2021 12:29am

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Ha ha I was talking to a guy a few weeks ago that was giving me the old they are trying to track us bull Shute.....

I kindly reminded him that his premium strava account wasn't doing him any favours either the dingo !!!!!

when the men in black start chasing you...think the fugitive movie....tracking you on your devices... you can easily dump your strava watch or other mobile devices ... but when you have their devices injected into you ...your goosed

Zaph · 28-05-2021 12:41am

harrylittle wrote: »

this video shows its not glue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqsKG-bzeCk

No, what that video shows are a non-magnetic coin and key being cleaned and then the camera going back to the arm with the coin and key out of shot immediately before they're placed on the arm. It doesn't prove that there was nothing done to either while they were out of shot. Also if they wouldn't stick to a magnet they are, by definition, non-magnetic. So if the vaccine is magnetic as you're claiming, that's not what was making those items stick to the arm.

I would suggest the most likely explanation is that they were swapped out for a second coin and key already prepared with some double sided tape on the back while the camera was off them. I would also suggest that the least likely explanation is that they vaccine is so magnetic that it can make non-magnetic items suddenly become magnetised.

Unicorn Milk Latte · 28-05-2021 12:48am

spaceHopper wrote: »

Do flater eathers watch satellite tv or use GPS?

And - is the sun flat as well? The moon? If the moon actually exists.

astrofool · 28-05-2021 12:57am

harrylittle wrote: »

when the men in black start chasing you...think the fugitive movie....tracking you on your devices... you can easily dump your strava watch or other mobile devices ... but when you have their devices injected into you ...your goosed

Do you really actually believe any of this? Have you ever studied physics or chemistry or done any experiments yourself? This magnetic arm joke is being taken too far by people, the videos are clearly being faked and there is millions of people that can verify themselves it isn't true, why even bother pursuing it?

Westernyelp · 28-05-2021 1:00am

Got my second jab on Wednesday and became immediately welded to the first lampost I tried to walk passed.
I have have just managed to wriggle free and have been able to make it back to this thread (after a quick hang sangwidge)
Be careful out there folks. Where a Sumo suit or something.

Nesta99 · 28-05-2021 5:46am

harrylittle wrote: »

king mob ... here is the book ... answering your questions ...https://www.amazon.co.uk/Invisible-Crime-Microchip-Microwave-Technology/dp/1936587998

Who needs to jump on a wave of volatile crypto-currency investment when you can make a wedge of money from selling books on snake oil and microwave crime:pac:
Clark Stanley was so far ahead of his time, if only he had clickbait in 1895!

Nesta99 · 28-05-2021 5:51am

Westernyelp wrote: »

Got my second jab on Wednesday and became immediately welded to the first lampost I tried to walk passed.
I have have just managed to wriggle free and have been able to make it back to this thread (after a quick bang by a sandwedge)
Be careful out there folks. Where a Sumo suit or something.

I lol'd and the picture of all these metal objects flying in your direction, weighing ye down, including the golf clubs...:p

Timberrrrrrrr · 28-05-2021 6:23am

Posting video of a US 25c coin sticking to someone's arm and claiming its magnetic.

One small issue there chap

https://www.quora.com/Are-any-US-coins-attracted-to-a-magnet

US dimes and quarters dated 1965 and later (as well as clad Kennedy half dollars dated 1971 and later, clad Ike dollars, and clad Susan B. Anthony dollars) are made of 92 percent copper and 8 percent nickel. These are not magnetic, either.

So gold, silver, copper, and zinc are not magnetic, and nickel is magnetic only if the alloy level is high. The US only made one steel coin variety, the 1943 cent, and that’s the only circulating US coin that a magnet will attract.

SortingYouOut · 28-05-2021 6:30am

There's obviously serious mental illness floating about this thread. I hope you're happy at least.

King Mob · 28-05-2021 6:40am

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Posting video of a US 25c coin sticking to someone's arm and claiming its magnetic.

One small issue there chap

https://www.quora.com/Are-any-US-coins-attracted-to-a-magnet

The vaccine is so powerful that it can even attract non magnetic items!

robinph · 28-05-2021 7:28am

Does the magnetism only activate after its injected? How do they transport it otherwise as surely with it being that powerful in the tiny injection amounts a whole vial of it would be attracting peoples car keys from their pockets as they were in the vaccine centre, and cars would be sticking to the side of the lorry transporting the vials around?

Nesta99 · 28-05-2021 7:32am

SortingYouOut wrote: »

There's obviously serious mental illness floating about this thread. I hope you're happy at least.

More metal illnesses it seems!

Pinch Flat · 28-05-2021 9:28am

robinph wrote: »

Does the magnetism only activate after its injected? How do they transport it otherwise as surely with it being that powerful in the tiny injection amounts a whole vial of it would be attracting peoples car keys from their pockets as they were in the vaccine centre, and cars would be sticking to the side of the lorry transporting the vials around?

I'm wearing a tinfoil hat when I'm injected. At least it's non-magnetic.

Timberrrrrrrr · 28-05-2021 5:20pm

OK, I have had my first vaccine (AZ) No super powers so far and I've lost £2.27 trying to stick money to my arm

harrylittle · 28-05-2021 7:56pm

Westernyelp wrote: »

Got my second jab on Wednesday and became immediately welded to the first lampost I tried to walk passed.
I have have just managed to wriggle free and have been able to make it back to this thread (after a quick hang sangwidge)
Be careful out there folks. Where a Sumo suit or something.

be care full of spoons and mobile phones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HE8JkLTOlQ

harrylittle · 28-05-2021 8:00pm

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Posting video of a US 25c coin sticking to someone's arm and claiming its magnetic.

One small issue there chap

https://www.quora.com/Are-any-US-coins-attracted-to-a-magnet

another coin magnified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PMBd3fV5M

Unicorn Milk Latte · 28-05-2021 8:03pm

astrofool · 28-05-2021 8:03pm

harrylittle wrote: »

be care full of spoons and mobile phones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HE8JkLTOlQ

harrylittle wrote: »

another coin magnified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PMBd3fV5M

Do you honestly not see how those have been faked?

harrylittle · 28-05-2021 8:05pm

Zaph wrote: »

No, what that video shows are a non-magnetic coin and key being cleaned and then the camera going back to the arm with the coin and key out of shot immediately before they're placed on the arm. It doesn't prove that there was nothing done to either while they were out of shot. Also if they wouldn't stick to a magnet they are, by definition, non-magnetic. So if the vaccine is magnetic as you're claiming, that's not what was making those items stick to the arm.

I would suggest the most likely explanation is that they were swapped out for a second coin and key already prepared with some double sided tape on the back while the camera was off them. I would also suggest that the least likely explanation is that they vaccine is so magnetic that it can make non-magnetic items suddenly become magnetised.

shirtless guy tries magnet .. no hidden magnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsyaWFcVlCM

harrylittle · 28-05-2021 8:05pm

astrofool wrote: »

Do you honestly not see how those have been faked?

hows that ?

Trigger · 28-05-2021 8:27pm

harrylittle wrote: »

be care full of spoons and mobile phones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HE8JkLTOlQ

harrylittle wrote: »

another coin magnified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PMBd3fV5M

harrylittle wrote: »

shirtless guy tries magnet .. no hidden magnet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsyaWFcVlCM

Mod: Do not post in this thread again. You were warned for link dumping already

Timberrrrrrrr · 28-05-2021 8:33pm

harrylittle wrote: »

another coin magnified

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PMBd3fV5M

Read this slowly and TRY to understand

American

Coins

Are

Non

Ferrous

They

Do not

Stick

To

Magnets!

robinph · 28-05-2021 9:17pm

So we have non magnetic things sticking to some people's arms, and then another guy sticks a magnet to his arm. They can't both be true (even if we indulge them for a moment that coins would stick to magnets).

Why did he use a magnet to stick to another magnet how did he have the right polarity? Is his other arm the opposite polarity? Or was his not a magnet and he's just claiming his arm contains metal?

biko · 30-05-2021 10:47pm

I posted in Covid forum but got shot down of course.

BBC has a piece on this now
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/57207134

astrofool · 31-05-2021 9:46am

biko wrote: »

I posted in Covid forum but got shot down of course.

BBC has a piece on this now
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/57207134

You posted that the BBC said the vaccine wasn't magentic and got shot down? Did HarryLittle become a moderator?

KrakityJones · 31-05-2021 11:08am

Would it be illegal, or immoral to "invent" a device that removes the metal/chip parts of the vaccine? I mean it's not untrue to say that you would have no chip in you after using this anti-chip device. One could make a fortune off the conspiracy folks selling them these.

I shall call my invention the devaxchip 9000..oh and a 9001.oh model with added 5g blocking.

Luxury yacht here I come

biko · 31-05-2021 11:43am

astrofool wrote: »

You posted that the BBC said the vaccine wasn't magentic and got shot down? Did HarryLittle become a moderator?

A local mod closed the thread. I was referred here.

The only way for it to make sense to have "magnetic government trackers" in the vaccine is if there is a specific vial for each person.

But there's not. Vials have many doses in them.

astrofool · 31-05-2021 11:54am

KrakityJones wrote: »

Would it be illegal, or immoral to "invent" a device that removes the metal/chip parts of the vaccine? I mean it's not untrue to say that you would have no chip in you after using this anti-chip device. One could make a fortune off the conspiracy folks selling them these.

I shall call my invention the devaxchip 9000..oh and a 9001.oh model with added 5g blocking.

Luxury yacht here I come

What I would do (Machiavellian thinking here) is get a regular watch battery sized magnet. The instructions would be to rub it on the arm on the injection site to remove the "nano-materials", I would then put a very thin coating of something magnetic but crumbly (iron filings with a weak glue)) that would become agitated after being rubbed on skin and provide "proof" that something has been removed. I'd put a sticker on the other side of the magnet saying to use the other side. I would then instruct that it should be thrown away to prevent further tracking and was one use only.

Other option is to create a video showing the magnet "working" where there is something small and magnetic on the magnet after the rubbing, and then you can skip the sticker and iron filings and just sell regular magnets for $10-$50 each.

I would bet that both options sell as well as each other.

astrofool · 31-05-2021 11:56am

biko wrote: »

A local mod closed the thread. I was referred here.

The only way for it to make sense to have "magnetic government trackers" in the vaccine is if there is a specific vial for each person.

But there's not. Vials have many doses in them.

Probably better adding it to the vaccine thread with a clear disclaimer that you're not backing the magnetic vaccine theory and that it's definitely not true.

CoBo55 · 31-05-2021 12:00pm

KrakityJones wrote: »

Would it be illegal, or immoral to "invent" a device that removes the metal/chip parts of the vaccine? I mean it's not untrue to say that you would have no chip in you after using this anti-chip device. One could make a fortune off the conspiracy folks selling them these.

I shall call my invention the devaxchip 9000..oh and a 9001.oh model with added 5g blocking.

Luxury yacht here I come

Most anti everything haven't a pot to piss in you wouldn't get a bob out of any of them.

silliussoddius · 31-05-2021 3:02pm

KrakityJones wrote: »

Would it be illegal, or immoral to "invent" a device that removes the metal/chip parts of the vaccine? I mean it's not untrue to say that you would have no chip in you after using this anti-chip device. One could make a fortune off the conspiracy folks selling them these.

I shall call my invention the devaxchip 9000..oh and a 9001.oh model with added 5g blocking.

Luxury yacht here I come

No. Depriving people like that of money should get you a special humanitarian award.

namloc1980 · 01-06-2021 12:28pm

Got my second Pfizer dose last week. To my eternal shame I tried a magnet on it.

It fell to the floor and I felt like an eejit. I did however put a couple of those glue dots from the kids arts box on it and it stuck no problem

Finty Lemon · 01-06-2021 12:33pm

namloc1980 wrote: »

Got my second Pfizer dose last week. To my eternal shame I tried a magnet on it. It fell to the floor and I felt like an eejit. I did however put a couple of those glue dots from the kids arts box on it and it stuck no problem

I got my first vaccine yesterday. When I walked through the security scanner in Boot's today it went off. I am also beginning to feel a niggling urge to vote for FF.

And they tell us its safe...

NIMAN · 01-06-2021 12:42pm

You have got to worry about the mental health of all the folk who lap up these CTs so easily.

01-06-2021 12:44pm

I'm really not ok with the idea of being tracked everywhere I go.

- written on a smartphone

Dohnjoe · 12-06-2021 12:54pm

Nurse tried to use a key, hairpin to "prove" she was magnetic after vaccine

https://www.cleveland19.com/2021/06/10/nurse-uses-key-hairpin-try-prove-she-is-magnetic-vaccine-during-ohio-house-hearing-video/

She actually did it live during a Ohio house hearing

“Explain to me why the key sticks to me. It sticks to my neck, too,” Overholt said. “If somebody could explain this, that would be great.”

Both objects fell off Overholt’s skin.

Also brass isn't magnetic, there are so many levels of stupid going on with this it's hard to keep track

Unicorn Milk Latte · 12-06-2021 5:13pm

This is almost too embarrassing to mention, but if you actually wanted to determine if there's a magnetic field coming from a human body, you would use a compass, not a spoon or coin. A compass is sensitive enough to find, and determine the polarity, of something as weak as the Earth's magnetic field.

Not that I would actually expect basic minimal rational thinking from the conspiracy crowd.

It's more like - can we come up with anything that is so stupid that you don't find people falling for it?

Timberrrrrrrr · 12-06-2021 5:23pm

Op seems to have dropped the subject after the stupidity of his video's was pointed out, might as well nuke the thread.

Pinch Flat · 12-06-2021 6:12pm

I consider having my car keys and coins stick to me since I got my vaccine a minor inconvenience. Having a much improved 5G service on the other hand has outweighed these little niggles.

The Continental Op · 12-06-2021 6:43pm

Pinch Flat wrote: »

I consider having my car keys and coins stick to me since I got my vaccine a minor inconvenience. Having a much improved 5G service on the other hand has outweighed these little niggles.

How is that an inconvenience? I can never find my car keys when I need them!

Unicorn Milk Latte · 13-06-2021 5:10pm

The Washington Post has a highly entertaining new article about the Magnetic Vaccine. Definitely worth reading - including some of the comments.

Excerpt:
"I was so excited to recruit new members for the Brotherhood of Mutants and to stand together against the scourge of petty, small-minded humanity using our combined powers. We would start small with forks and cake servers and gradually work up until we were lifting cars. I would guide and teach them. "

13-06-2021 5:17pm

And I, for one, welcome our new magnetic Overlords.

ClosedAccountFuzzy · 13-06-2021 7:50pm

You can stick anything to your skin. It’s literally evolved to be able to grip things - it has a texture that’s full of tiny lines and pores, slightly moist and even slightly oily.

A flat, light object will stick to it or at least be gripped by it. Everyone, who isn't a total moron who wants to believe a nonsensical anti vaxx conspiracy theory, knows that you can stick flat objects to your forehead, your arm or any non hairy skin surface.

There is no metal, and certainly no ferrous metals in the vaccine. Also the quantities of liquid involved are absolutely tiny. Even if it were made out of some iron compound (which it absolutely is not) to have a magnetic effect you would need a syringe that looked more like a bike pump or to be hooked up to several bags of the stuff and have them infused over a few hours.

You getting 0.3ml of the vaccine injected. Less than 1/16th of a teaspoon of liquid. It's an absolutely tiny injection. It's one tiny drop of liquid, injected intramuscularly, so it's not even anywhere near your skin surface.

These theories are so bonkers, even calling them a conspiracy theory is giving them more legitimacy than they deserve. It's absolute paranoid nonsense and needs to be called out as such.

robinph · 13-06-2021 8:19pm

You've also got the problem of how on earth you'd inject something which is that magnetic in such tiny quantities through a metal needle... And how come when they are loading up the dose from the vials in front of you there isn't a collection of all the previous people to have been vaccinated car keys stuck around the vaccine bottles as they got ripped out of peoples pockets.

King Mob · 14-06-2021 1:32am

Also I'm sure it's just a coincidence that these people are using flat magnets which have a better chance of just sticking to oily skin rather that any number of spherical magnets.

Pinch Flat · 14-06-2021 8:54am

Ah come on lads waaay too much sense being spoken here

robinph · 14-06-2021 9:11am

King Mob wrote: »

Also I'm sure it's just a coincidence that these people are using flat magnets which have a better chance of just sticking to oily skin rather that any number of spherical magnets.

It's inconsistent about what they are claiming to be in the vaccine as well.

One moment it's that there is metal in it and so magnets stick to you, then it's that there are magnets in it so metal sticks to you, then they get a bit more confused when someone points out that whatever they are sticking to themselves are not metals which would be attracted to magnets, then something about lizards, Bill Gates and 5G for added distraction pops up.

Notmything · 22-06-2021 10:54am

Just got my second. Am I magnetic straight away or do I have to wait.

Pinch Flat · 22-06-2021 2:12pm

Notmything wrote: »

Just got my second. Am I magnetic straight away or do I have to wait.

My car keys immediately stuck to my arm which is a welcome sidec effect. I can never find them.

Magnetic Vaccine

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