Who'd live in a house like this? Part 2

Bad castle imitation former B&B for sale in Cavan.
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/detached-house-kilbarrick-house-cornalara-shercock-cavan-co-cavan/2923010

kerash

[Deleted User] wrote: »

All that's missing is the beer pump and you'll have the perfect bar, one that you don't have to leave at regular intervals!

The ultimate sheebeen ðŸ€£

I love ugly Irish houses on insta, a great service to the nation!

Archeron wrote: »

You can sit in comfort and smoke a pipe, you can sit by the mirror and do your make up and stuff, you can sit and have a sh*te or you can sit and wash your arse. This is the ultimate sitting room.

All that's missing is the beer pump and you'll have the perfect bar, one that you don't have to leave at regular intervals!

Archeron

You can sit in comfort and smoke a pipe, you can sit by the mirror and do your make up and stuff, you can sit and have a sh*te or you can sit and wash your arse. This is the ultimate sitting room.

Aglomerado wrote: »

It's the armchair that gets me. Is someone going to sit in it watching someone else doing a poo or jetting their bits in the bidet?

Maybe it's a canine rest room, which bizarrely would make me feel more at ease with the situation.

Aglomerado

Rows Grower wrote: »

That's just plain weird, is that two dog bowls in between the bidet and the toilet, east of the armchair?

It's the armchair that gets me. Is someone going to sit in it watching someone else doing a poo or jetting their bits in the bidet?

PommieBast

ongarite wrote: »

Ugly Irish Houses from today..

That is bordering on twisted dream material.. :eek:

That's just plain weird, is that two dog bowls in between the bidet and the toilet, east of the armchair?

Ugly Irish Houses from today..

Anyone follow crap Irish houses social media?
There was a hideous Titanic inspired house on it a few days ago.
Can't find the ad for the place online.

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

the difference being that you probably cringed a little when you wrote that post. that journalist probably thought they were being clever and original.

True :pac::pac::pac:

ohnonotgmail

Deleted User wrote: »

Looks like I could fall back on a career as a sub editor if needed

https://www.independent.ie/life/home-garden/homes/nothing-compares-to-sinead-oconnors-wicklowseafront-home-40213382.html

the difference being that you probably cringed a little when you wrote that post. that journalist probably thought they were being clever and original.

https://www.independent.ie/life/home-garden/homes/nothing-compares-to-sinead-oconnors-wicklowseafront-home-40213382.html

Deleted User wrote: »

Very individual style wise. If you became the owner one could say nothing compares, nothing compares to you.

Looks like I could fall back on a career as a sub editor if needed

Strumms

It would cost about 10 grand to heat that for a year, it’s massive ! Fukkkk.

pgj2015

Huge rooms. I like it, the blue bedroom is funny, that would be changed. you could turn it into a guesthouse.

flazio wrote: »

Sinéad O'Connor's gaff in Bray is up for sale.
https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/montebello-strand-road-bray-wicklow/4467683

The only horrid room is the Hindu? god one.

Very individual style wise. If you became the owner one could say nothing compares, nothing compares to you.

I actually quite like it

Purple Mountain

Ish66 wrote: »

On Mushrooms when she was looking at the Dulux colour card !

It looks like a flamingo vomited in there.

flazio wrote: »

Sinéad O'Connor's gaff in Bray is up for sale.
https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/montebello-strand-road-bray-wicklow/4467683

Great value for the location it's in. You could do a serious job on it and flip it for a tidy sum.

If them walls could talk...

MaccaTacca

Rows Grower wrote: »

It never crossed my mind how close Bray was to Dublin, to be honest I got a surprise when I saw how quickly and easily someone could get from one to the other.

It wouldn't rock my boat but I'm sure someone will snap it up.

How far away did you think Bray was? About a quarter of the town is in County Dublin.

freshpopcorn

I would change the colour scheme but my biggest fear about buying that house is she'd have a Sinead moment and turn up in the middle of the night and try and break in.

KevRossi

I love her house, there's very little I'd change on it tbh. If the walls could talk they'd have some stories. There's an apartnment complex going up next door, seems high enough to block out some light so you need to take that into consideration.

Ish66

On Mushrooms when she was looking at the Dulux colour card !

Atlantic Dawn

flazio wrote: »

Sinéad O'Connor's gaff in Bray is up for sale.
https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/montebello-strand-road-bray-wicklow/4467683

Pretty poor ad, the views from upstairs must by stunning out on to the sea...

https://www.google.com/maps/@53.2011411,-6.097216,3a,75y,77.65h,86.97t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sTsHUXW0xdnG6df8X5nPu-w!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

HeidiHeidi

Rows Grower wrote: »

It never crossed my mind how close Bray was to Dublin, to be honest I got a surprise when I saw how quickly and easily someone could get from one to the other.

It wouldn't rock my boat but I'm sure someone will snap it up.

That's a fine house, a coat of paint will cure most of its current problems!

I'd be very surprised if it finishes at that price tbh.

alchemist33

The colour scheme is hideous

retalivity wrote: »

A million quid for seafront property of that size and within easy reach of amenities and Dublin is not that bad tbh..
She paid 1.7m for it.

It never crossed my mind how close Bray was to Dublin, to be honest I got a surprise when I saw how quickly and easily someone could get from one to the other.

It wouldn't rock my boat but I'm sure someone will snap it up.

josip

retalivity wrote: »

A million quid for seafront property of that size and within easy reach of amenities and Dublin is not that bad tbh..
She paid 1.7m for it.

And spent the square root of fcuk all on it by the looks of it.

retalivity

A million quid for seafront property of that size and within easy reach of amenities and Dublin is not that bad tbh..
She paid 1.7m for it.