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The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

Mr. CooL ICE

How do you know penguins good race car drivers? Because they are always in pole position.

What do you call 500 penguins in Athlone? Lost.

Why can't penguins fly? Because they are chocolate biscuits.

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milltown

Mehaffey1 wrote: »

One of my own here to share, thought of it on Friday bored to tears in work.

I'm going to quit this job and go into the purse and wallet industry. At least there's money ib them.

My dream is to open my own Northside bathroom textiles business:

SANTRY TOWELS

tayto lover

I’m opening a cheese shop in Nazareth.

“Cheeses of Nazareth”.

Capt'n Midnight

whiskeyman wrote: »

1 is ok.
2 fine.
But Aintree enough?

Not if it's the mane theme of the thread.

blade1

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Not if it's the mane theme of the thread.

3 on the trot is fine!

tayto lover

RobMc59 wrote: »

***BREAKING NEWS***
A man was admitted to hospital today with 25 toy plastic horses inserted in his bottom..
Doctors have described his condition as stable..

I bet we’ll all get saddled with the bill.

4Ad

tayto lover wrote: »

I bet we’ll all get saddled with the bill.

Gordon Elliott might pay it !!

tayto lover

4Ad wrote: »

Gordon Elliott might pay it !!

He’s too mane.

Tazium

Betcha he's sweating more than a horse in a glue factory. Must have the trots.

Capt'n Midnight

What did Elton John say after his 7th can of Amstel?

Amstel standing, yeah yeah yeah

Capt'n Midnight

4Ad wrote: »

Gordon Elliott might pay it !!

Don't go there it's a minefield.

Which is incidently the name a German uses for the place when the horse is.

New Home

If you ask me, this is turning into a dog and pony show.

foxy farmer

Tazium wrote: »

Betcha he's sweating more than a horse in a glue factory. Must have the trots.

Not a bother on him. Being a jockey his neck is like his bollo×!!!

its_steve116

milltown wrote: »

My dream is to open my own Northside bathroom textiles business:

SANTRY TOWELS

My dream is to form my own Northside Metallica tribute band:

SANTRYTARIUM

New Home

I wish Medusa would stop objectifying people.

RobMc59

The fella who presses the crowd cheering button at Anfield when Liverpool score has just been furloughed....

fryup

here's a cracker from Carry on Abroad...:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXtFQdvcp4o

TheBody

Who will take the 2nd shot of this snooker match?

Find out after the break.

everlast75

What do you call an Irish man breaking up a fight?

Liam Malone

dilallio

A very drunk Paddy meets a prostitute up an alley...
He asks, "how much for full sex?"

"50 quid" she replies.

"Ok" says Paddy and they get down to business.

Next minute a policeman appears and shines his torch in their faces. "Whats going on here then?" he asks.

"Nothing officer, I'm just having sex with my wife."

"Sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife."

Paddy shouts, "neither did I till you shone the bloody torch in her face!"

fryup

^^^^^^^^^

good one

RobMc59

Oprah's next interview is with Jurgen Klopp who has also lost a title and is getting bullied at home.

castletownman

RobMc59 wrote: »

Oprah's next interview is with Jurgen Klopp who has also lost a title and is getting bullied at home.

At this stage, Prince Harry has a better chance of regaining his title though

Roger_007

castletownman wrote: »

At this stage, Prince Harry has a better chance of regaining his title though

At least he scored a couple of times.:D

Capt'n Midnight

What's the best way to delegate?

Asking for a friend.

MOD SNIP

<<NOPE>>

Professor Moriarty

M5 wrote: »

MOD SNIP

<<NOPE>>

Nope.

[Deleted User]

Hey, there is nothing wrong with nepotism as long as you keep it in the family.

Edgware

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Hey, there is nothing wrong with nepotism as long as you keep it in the family.

Like incest, a game for all the family

fryup

for the week that's in it....

Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman were about
to be executed by firing squad on a tropical island.
Paddy Englishman was first up, 3...2...1... Just before they shoot he shouted "TIGER!!!" the guards panicked and he ran away. Paddy Scotsman was next. 3...2...1... Just before they shoot he shouted "TIDAL WAVE!!!" The guards panicked and he ran away. Paddy Irishman was last. 3...2...1... Just before they shoot he shouted "FIRE!!!"

Capt'n Midnight

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.