The Noccers Interview Thread

Kylta wrote: »

Somethings are unexplainable

Would you buy sex toys if the were sold in aldi or lidl? ( BTW, a hoover is for the floor not the bed)

No, I'd put them in other people's trolleys when they werent looking.

Ever knocked over a display in a shop?

Not to my knowlwdge

Have you ever unintentionally shoplifted?

Yes, a Tesco Bag. The tidy little sum of 70 cents.

Do other Noccers think that Bob H. and Kylta should spin off another thread of their own and then we could really learn some extra pearls of wisdom from them

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, a Tesco Bag. The tidy little sum of 70 cents.

Do other Noccers think that Bob H. and Kylta should spin off another thread of their own and then we could really learn some extra pearls of wisdom from them

Bob doesn't think that is a good idea.

What other Noccers would they be?

me.

Have you ever pressed thumbs down or disliked a post or video on facebook or YouTube just because you did'nt like the person who uploaded the post. Out with it.

Deleted User wrote: »

me.

Have you ever pressed thumbs down or disliked a post or video on facebook or YouTube just because you did'nt like the person who uploaded the post. Out with it.

Isn't that what it's for?

Are you on youtube anywhere?

Before the 2017 YouTube Adpocalypse xieann was a YouTube partner. Deleted my youtube channel since. Have a presence now, a shihole.

What villain can you truly sympathize with?

Deleted User wrote: »

Before the 2017 YouTube Adpocalypse xieann was a YouTube partner. Deleted my youtube channel since. Have a presence now, a shihole.

What villain can you truly sympathize with?

Larry David.

Remakes - enjoy the modern take on a classic or leave them the fcuk alone?

Leave the fukk alone ofcourse. Like Scarface 1983. Ghostbusters 1984 - 1989 - Bill Murray a sheer necessity here.

What carpet that you know of got human pet poo / vomit / urine on it last?

Deleted User wrote: »

Leave the fukk alone ofcourse. Like Scarface 1983. Ghostbusters 1984 - 1989 - Bill Murray a sheer necessity here.

What carpet that you know of got human pet poo / vomit / urine on it last?

The dog did a whoopsie on the mat in the hall a while ago.

Has a car boot sale ever been sold at a car boot sale?

Bob Harris wrote: »

The dog did a whoopsie on the mat in the hall a while ago.

Has a car boot sale ever been sold at a car boot sale?

I imagine that is the objective

What is your paradise?

Deleted User wrote: »

I imagine that is the objective

What is your paradise?

Half an hour ago it was staying in bed.

Should people working from home charge their companies rent for use of the space and facilities?

No, they should definitely take a pay cut

Do you work from home?

yeh

Outside this thread, do you find as a boardsie that some threads descend into bickering between two posters?

Deleted User wrote: »

yeh

Outside this thread, do you find as a boardsie that some threads descend into bickering between two posters?

Bickering in some, flagrant fawning over themselves in others.

Any red lights that you habitually run?

No specific light habitually.

The last time you skulled a large bottle of wine / vodka and what was it

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No specific light habitually.

The last time you skulled a large bottle of wine / vodka and what was it

Well it would be wine or vodka wouldn't it?

Belt or braces?

Get that time machine dusted off bob and go back to Huckleberry Finn & Tom Sawyer

How many braincells did you kill in any one go and was it worth it?

Deleted User wrote: »

Get that time machine dusted off bob and go back to Huckleberry Finn & Tom Sawyer

How many braincells did you kill in any one go and was it worth it?

When's the last time you travelled in the back of a car?

Bob Harris wrote: »

When's the last time you travelled in the back of a car?

a week ago for social distancing. get out of my sight.

Deleted User wrote: »

a week ago for social distancing. get out of my sight.

Do you the distance you can maintain in a car is sufficient for adequate social distancing?

It's adequate in the stretch limo

How many minutes do you boil your eggs for?

artanevilla

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It's adequate in the stretch limo

How many minutes do you boil your eggs for?

6 minutes.

Are you surprised to see this forum is still going and or sad that it is so inactive these days?

artanevilla wrote: »

6 minutes.

Are you surprised to see this forum is still going and or sad that it is so inactive these days?

It's a mix of so many emotions really.

Are you more airy fairy or arty farty?

Arty Farty, at the moments, but it's all down to beans

Are you still working due to restrictions?

Kylta wrote: »

Arty Farty, at the moments, but it's all down to beans

Are you still working due to restrictions?

Yes, because of the restrictions, I am still working

Would you setup a bar in your house for serving drinks?

Deleted User wrote: »

Yes, because of the restrictions, I am still working

Would you setup a bar in your house for serving drinks?

God know, you wouldn't know who you'd attract.

Ever been down the right road going in the wrong direction?

Yes frequently

Do you break the speed limit

Kylta wrote: »

Yes frequently

Do you break the speed limit

Frequently.

Why isnt toothpaste chocolate flavoured?