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Signs that you're getting old

Mad_maxx

used to be a hard rock fan , now i only listen to Lyric FM while driving

Marty in the morning is my breakfast choice on the dial

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Sardonicat

Women will understand the significance of this one.

When you are in the radiology department going through the questionnaire and the radiographer asks "When was your last, oh sorry, do you still have periods?' That one really hit home.

Wichita Lineman

When all the great movies you know are from earlier than 2000.

FrKurtFahrt

My son got married this time last year - insisting that all 'the wedding party' wear tuxedos, and that they would NOT be hired, but the whole whack!. What could i do? I now own a tuxedo. I grumbled to my daughter ... 'when de fuq am i going to wear a fuquing tuxedo again???'... 'You'll look well at the wake'. I both laughed... and suddenly worried about my age.

SineadSpears

When your kids teachers are all younger than you & you've to go to parent teacher meetings

alias no.9

Wichita Lineman wrote: »

When all the great movies you know are from earlier than 2000.

When you use the cultural reference

Man, I'm too old for this ****

and have to explain its origins

The Northern Lights

Two things for me; I notice myself griping alot about youngsters being a bit smart ass, forgetting that my peers and I probably weren't too much different when we were their age. Also, I can remember as far back as 1984.

trashcan

Hyperbollix wrote: »

I used to watch football and play computer games in my spare time and pay little attention to news or current affairs. Over the course of my 30's, that's now completely the opposite.

He’s in his thirties and thinks he’s old:eek:

trashcan

Deleted User wrote: »

I got my hair cut back in September and was looking down as he did my neck and all this grey hair was gathering around my feet and i thought "they must be cutting some auld fellas hair beside me", sneaked a look to the left and realized it was mine!

And then the barber asks “will I do the eyebrows as well ?”

Sardonicat

trashcan wrote: »

He’s in his thirties and thinks he’s old:eek:

I did and I bet you did too. What fools we were.

You're still young, thirty somethings!

trashcan

storker wrote: »

I've just thought of a way to strike a balance...

I hope it’s get your hair cut on the toilet, not the other alternative :P

trashcan

Sardonicat wrote: »

I did and I bet you did too. What fools we were.

You're still young, thirty somethings!

I still don’t think I’m old, despite what my body and the mirror tells me. As someone once said, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional :cool:

Sardonicat

trashcan wrote: »

I still don’t think I’m old, despite what my body and the mirror tells me. As someone once said, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional :cool:

I think I'm with you there. I returned to education as a mature student and think the most important thing I learned from that was you are never too old to be young.

Potential-Monke

I'm happy at 37 to be reading the thread and knowing what ye are talking about, but I don't do most of that yet, so I must be still young. Yurt! I put it down to my hours upon hours of smoking weed and playing games! Keeps ya young!

FrKurtFahrt

trashcan wrote: »

I still don’t think I’m old, despite what my body and the mirror tells me. As someone once said, growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional :cool:

Or, as G.B. Shaw said......'youth is wasted on the young'. He was correct, but also very incorrect.

FatherTed

My GP is younger than me.

Canis Lupus

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I'm happy at 37 to be reading the thread and knowing what ye are talking about, but I don't do most of that yet, so I must be still young. Yurt! I put it down to my hours upon hours of smoking weed and playing games! Keeps ya young!

Crushing young folk online is one of life's joys. Never too old to teabag scrubs!

messrs

riclad wrote: »

Your favourite songs are on classic hits radio.
Young people's fashion looks strange. Staff in a shop say sir to you.
You don't understand some of the slang in pop songs. you have given up trying to keep up with new music
You look forward to staying in and watching the late late show instead of recording it
You have to ask a young person how to use an app or get some device working
Your favourite pop group has released a greatest hits collection
If you have have a fine pints it takes longer to get over a hangover

When classic Hits is the only radio station you listen to :cool:

sparkledrum

Being shattered by Thursday ðŸ¥±

BuboBubo

When I went out for a meal with extended family a few years ago, I went up to pay but the card terminal was broken.

Guy at the till used an embossing machine on my card, my 20 year old niece was utterly fascinated. She had never seen such a contraption, thought I was getting defrauded:)

stoneill

Youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery.

Sardonicat

sparkledrum wrote: »

Being shattered by Thursday ðŸ¥±

Dozing off on the sofa

partyguinness

BuboBubo wrote: »

Guy at the till used an embossing machine on my card, my 20 year old niece was utterly fascinated. She had never seen such a contraption, thought I was getting defrauded:)

Bloody hell I can't believe they are still around. I have not seen those since our family hoildays to Spain in the 80s with the carbon paper and all.

ablelocks

trashcan wrote: »

And then the barber asks “will I do the eyebrows as well ?”

and then says sure i'll do your ears too, no extra charge, hahaha.

bastard

partyguinness

Beyonce's "Crazy in Love" was played as a Golden Oldie on the radio a few months ago. WTF....! Sure that only came out last year. Staple of the dancfloor at 2:30am loaded up on red bull and vodka

No wait..come to think of it is was probably 2000/2001.

ohnonotgmail

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

Having to walk down the stairs in the morning one at a time. My knees seem to wake up 30 minutes after I do.

I knelt down this morning to tie shoelaces for somebody and yelped with the pain.

neris

when the 9 oclock news is one of the mainstays of watching tv in the evening

CoBo55

ec18 wrote: »

I have become Santa, giver of presents

Second phase, third phase you look like him!!

Spore

My local paedophile has stopped returning my calls

ohnonotgmail

CoBo55 wrote: »

Second phase, third phase you look like him!!

I'm already well into that stage.

CoBo55

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

I'm already well into that stage.

Same as that!!

I know they say it about guards, but primary teachers look ridiculously young.