MikeOxsgreen wrote: » My family are always at it. Key wins: Sister pointed out a spelling on a pack of monster munches years ago. Week or two later big truck pulls up outside with a few boxes. Sent a box of jellies.The best before dates on the packaging v inner plastic sleeve were about 2 years apart. Got a massive box of jellies back. Complained about porridge packaging once, got a massive hamper. Complained about gone off Rancheros, another big box delivered by courier. Most recent has been a complaint about a price differential between price on pack v price on shelf. Currently f**king myself as suggested by Tesco. The white chocolate rarely works. I like to have a bit of craic with the QC dept of the companies, try throw in some humour. Worked in the sector once, people were always complaining about sh1te, kids old wans affected by burnt raisins etc. I used always send a bigger box to the ones that made me laugh.
COVID wrote: » A few years ago I sent back a can of 'Lilt' as its advertised 'totally tropical taste' didn't quite meet my expectations. They sent back 50 new cans, a two-week holiday in a luxury Kingston hotel, plus 10,000 Jamaican dollars spending money............. ........back in Dublin now, of course, looking out the window on this cold grey morning, we can but dream.
46 Long wrote: » Many moons ago a young 46 Long sent a letter of complaint to Gallaher's Tobacco Ltd. claiming that my ten-box of Benson & Hedges Special Filter contained in fact, only nine Benson & Hedges Special Filters. A week or two went by before a polite lady wrote back to me with an apology, thanking me for my continued patronage of their fine tobacco products and including three aromatic 20 boxes of Benson and Hedges's finest cancer sticks. I don't need to tell you who the hero was behind the bicycle sheds on that glorious day.