46 Long wrote: » I don't need to tell you who the hero was behind the bicycle sheds on that glorious day.
46 Long wrote: » Many moons ago a young 46 Long sent a letter of complaint to Gallaher's Tobacco Ltd. claiming that my ten-box of Benson & Hedges Special Filter contained in fact, only nine Benson & Hedges Special Filters. A week or two went by before a polite lady wrote back to me with an apology, thanking me for my continued patronage of their fine tobacco products and including three aromatic 20 boxes of Benson and Hedges's finest cancer sticks. I don't need to tell you who the hero was behind the bicycle sheds on that glorious day.
ToddDameron wrote: » Bought a Hershey's bar once
But why does it taste so terrible? The secret lies with a chemical that is also found in parmesan cheese, rancid butter - and vomit.
MikeOxsgreen wrote: » I like to have a bit of craic with the QC dept of the companies, try throw in some humour. Worked in the sector once, people were always complaining about sh1te, kids old wans affected by burnt raisins etc. I used always send a bigger box to the ones that made me laugh.
Gregor Samsa wrote: » I think this is key. My dad used to write letters of complaint about all kinds of things, but they were always very funny. Any responses he got seemed to appreciate this fact.
keano_afc wrote: » When I were a nipper, I bought a Kit-Kat and was horrified to find out that the wafer was missing. It was entirely chocolate instead. I wrote off to them and said I wasnt happy. A few weeks later, a small box arrived with about 10 Kit-Kats in it. The first one I opened was the same as the one I sent - no wafer. I sent that one back, and complained that like the previous bar, this was waferless too and I couldnt believe I got the same bar again. They sent out less Kit-Kats second time round