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Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

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First day of Level 5, as Liveline rises to the challenge of the incoming tidal wave of sadness. Yet Joe will still manage to sprinkle us de odd shower of Gold Dust with his gems of phraseology!

Carry on in hope, callers, with usual rules of basic decency and respect in spite of our tongue-in-cheek posting. Most of us feel quite stressed, it would be good if we could stay chilled. We may be edgy at times, but don't go over that edge.

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statto25

Has Joe been overthrown?

cozar

enough Joe we get it.

dvcireland

touts

I'm a professional musician!

Not any more luv!

SEPT 23 1989

after releasing that into the world she deserves everything she gets

dvcireland

the cringiest liveline moment ever

cozar

where's me jumper.

zell12

where's my oven
where's my oven
where's my oven
where's my oven

DoctorEdgeWild

Someone PLEASE ring in with your medical history. Please. Anything.

Rock Lesnar

Tune fits the standard of this show perfectly

Pelvis Parsley

Jesus Christ.

Dan Jaman

Make it stop.
Somebody pull de plug / or slash de tyers.

vicwatson

I wish argos would shove the oven in her gob

Atlantic Dawn

Mudder Fooking El El Cool Jay so to speak.

2smiggy

have we reached a new low ?

boarddotie

BPKS wrote: »

I was wondering where the fcuk this was going.

And I never for a minute thought it would end up here.

A professional musician you say. Caller - I'd be changing professions.

I snorted. Hahaha!

Roger_007

Enough, ENOUGH!

touts

I hope RTE is charging her for this free advertising!

vicwatson

Ten Pin wrote: »

And here it is....free promotion for an RTE staffers niece/daughter/granny

Waiting on the RTE connection

Odyssey 2005

Brilliant says the clown

zell12

All together now

where's my oven

Pelvis Parsley

Duff is in the background flippin' gangsta signs.

gmisk

It no where's my jumper..

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Cougars on Da Lahv Lahn.
Parcels, ovens, cuke-ers and wine. A caller has a poem song no less about her hilarious delivery. POTENTIAL GOLD.

Grants to unemployed artists - everyone is in favour of dat sez he - I'M NOT!

Chisler won't come home to her over-bearing mudder - WHOY? Today's request will be Ed Sheeran.

Postcards moriya.

I predicted it! Sadly I can't listen. How bad is it? On a scale of 1 to 15,973,576,387,529,329.

PieOhMy

Like Bart on the simpsons - wheres my elephant

dvcireland

McGinniesta

dvcireland wrote: »

the cringiest liveline moment ever

That wasn't so much douche chills it was douche seizures

touts

Where's my OVEN!

The same place your singing career is heading after this.

zell12

Argos and Littlewoods out of business by 3pm

Odyssey 2005

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I predicted it! Sadly I can't listen. How bad is it? On a scale of 1 to 15,973,576,387,529,329.

Wurser