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  • #2252
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jokes aside this is an actual serious issue for some people.


  • #2253
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,421 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    his hard drive had to be sent to an incinerator


  • #2254
    maebee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,805 ✭✭✭maebee


    dvcireland wrote: »
    voice disguiser does not sound too convincing

    Yea, if you knew him, you'd know him, so to speak.


  • #2255
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,328 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    The modem to broadband was the big change.
    You could be waiting for a picture to load for ages...so to speak....so I have heard


  • #2256
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    I was **** the vitamins out of myself last night to some of the lovely girls on redtube.


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  • #2257
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Zip up your mickey


  • #2258
    purifol0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭purifol0


    This is surprisingly boring.


  • #2259
    surferdudz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭surferdudz


    WtaF


  • #2260
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jokes aside this is an actual serious issue for some people.

    And so is an addiction to graveyards


  • #2261
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm just in but this really sounds like Neil Francis.


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  • #2262
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,328 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    I was **** the vitamins out of myself last night to some of the lovely girls on redtube.
    Vitamin d?
    You need dat at da minute due to da pestolince


  • #2263
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jokes aside this is an actual serious issue for some people.

    Jokes aside? You are in the wrong thread.


  • #2264
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    gmisk wrote: »
    The modem to broadband was the big change.
    You could be waiting for a picture to load for ages...so to speak....so I have heard

    Up all night to see three women.


  • #2265
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Why did he call liveline


  • #2266
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,421 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    6ff73112a37fac3bb9f24fdd36ce1a0f.jpeg


  • #2267
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta




  • #2268
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wance a wanker always a wanker


  • #2269
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I’m just trying to figure out how this call came about. Why would anyone call a radio station to tell the nation about their addiction to porn?


  • #2270
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,328 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Why did he call liveline
    It turns him on so to speak?
    He is joe-mo-sexual


  • #2271
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59,632 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Hmm,

    Monday afternoon. What will I do?

    I know, phone liveline to tell them that I am into a birra porn

    Bore the fooking tits off everyone!!


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  • #2272
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Up all night to see three women.

    Or men in your case.


  • #2273
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I'm just in but this really sounds like Neil Francis.

    I hope he was watching porn last Saturday night instead of that ****e from Paris


  • #2274
    Greasy Tool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Joe even makes this topic boring .


  • #2275
    SnowyMay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭SnowyMay


    Surely listening to Joe is a great cure for the auld porn addiction?


  • #2276
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Why did he call liveline

    He meant to call de live sex line but dialled the wrong number and here we are now.


  • #2277
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dvcireland wrote: »
    6ff73112a37fac3bb9f24fdd36ce1a0f.jpeg

    Have you ever seen de amount a Chihuahua produces compared to a human man?


  • #2278
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe is addicted to porn. He gets a fix of misery porn for 75mins mins a day monday to friday


  • #2279
    kerryjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,652 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    He woke up one morning with the solution on hand


  • #2280
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Group therapy for porn addiction.

    No doesn't sound dodgy at all.


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  • #2281
    gmisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,328 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Or men in your case.
    You can't say dat!!

    Only joking...ain't that the truth...

    AOL on a modem....the joys


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