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Worst thing you or a classmate did in school

Sgt Hartman

I think the worst thing I did was when I picked up a classmate half my size and gave him an Undertaker Tombstone onto the concrete floor. He ended up getting a concussion and I got a bollocking from the principal.
The worst thing I saw someone do was fake an epileptic fit. He was expelled for that act of stupidity.

What's the worst thing you done or seen someone do?

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Dognapper

Snails pace wrote: »

Went to a country school. In 6th year myself and a few other friends drove to school. One friend of mine drove a jeep and the head teacher asked would he bring benches back over to the girls school across the road (we went to an all boys school). We loaded up the benches at 2pm and went across to the girls school. Dropped off the benches. one of the lads is fairly hairy so before leaving we decided we'd do an honorary lap of the school with the other friend sticking his hairy árse out the window at anyone who could see it.

Another thing we used do was pick up 1st and 2nd years and leave them at the other side of town so they'd be late coming back from lunch.

On wet days a pool of water would gather just before the turn into the school. We'd drive through it at speed and try soak as my people as possible. After 1 or 2 tries a lot of them would get wise to what's going on.

So you and your friends picked up young boys at lunch ? Got it

Snails pace

Went to a country school. In 6th year myself and a few other friends drove to school. One friend of mine drove a jeep and the head teacher asked would he bring benches back over to the girls school across the road (we went to an all boys school). We loaded up the benches at 2pm and went across to the girls school. Dropped off the benches. one of the lads is fairly hairy so before leaving we decided we'd do an honorary lap of the school with the other friend sticking his hairy árse out the window at anyone who could see it.

Another thing we used do was pick up 1st and 2nd years and leave them at the other side of town so they'd be late coming back from lunch.

On wet days a pool of water would gather just before the turn into the school. We'd drive through it at speed and try soak as my people as possible. After 1 or 2 tries a lot of them would get wise to what's going on.

Mad_maxx

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

There was a guy in my primary school class who was huge. At the age of 12 he was 6ft tall and 16st, he could have easily passed for 18. He was also the reason our class won the 6th class tug o war competition on the school sports day back in 1992 in The Brother's Field in Limerick.

This guy wasn't heavy but was made of iron ,played midfield for under fourteens when he was eleven, terrified the opposition

Curiously he hardly grew any taller past fourteen

Lewis_Benson

Some great stories, and some grim stories.

Borzoi

the purple tin wrote: »

Back in the old days it was next to impossible to sack a teacher. Short of actually murdering a pupil like, they were almost untouchable.
I wonder is it still like that nowadays.

I've older brothers who went to the Christian Brothers secondary in the late 70s. One got a hiding from a teacher so bad that my ma found out. She went berserk, up to the school, and the principal. The principal explained that there was little he could do without a formal complaint, and that as most parents in the school were in the civil service, they didn't want to rock the boat. My dad was not in the service, the complaint went in. Teacher was gone.

Sgt Hartman

Mad_maxx wrote: »
Guy in my class in primary school could handle many adults, he was huge and an animal to fight, it's possible nineteen year old might have been small and weak

There was a guy in my primary school class who was huge. At the age of 12 he was 6ft tall and 16st, he could have easily passed for 18. He was also the reason our class won the 6th class tug o war competition on the school sports day back in 1992 in The Brother's Field in Limerick.

Mad_maxx

unhappys10 wrote: »

Yeh that's bollox, if he was a year behind that makes him 11 max. No 11 year old could do that to a 19 year old unless he was about 20 stone and sat on him.

Guy in my class in primary school could handle many adults, he was huge and an animal to fight, it's possible nineteen year old might have been small and weak

Sgt Hartman

I recall an incident from 2nd year. We had a surprise visit from a priest in Religion Class one day. I think this particular priest must have been a regional RE coordinator or something because I remember he came across as quite surly, taking no attitude from anyone.

Anyway in a previous religion class I was bored so I doodled a drawing of a cowboy with 2 massive dongs holding them like guns shooting jizz everywhere while shouting "YEE HAWW!" at the back of my Religion copy. The priest decided to go around to each person one by one to inspect our copies. I was terrified that he would spot the drawing on my copy and that I would be suspended or expelled as I didn't have the time to scribble it out or erase it. He picked up my copy, flicked through the pages and put it back down, moving onto the guy behind me. Myself and my friend just looked at each other and I breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Also during our Xmas exams that year I was having a torrid time throughout the German exam. My nerves got the better of me and brought about a rather bad spell of flatulence. There was a hole at the back of the plastic chair so I just silently farted through that for the entire exam. My poor classmate behind me got the full brunt of it and he gave me a right bollocking over it after the exam. The same nervous spell of flatulence came upon me one day when our Maths teacher announced a surprise exam and I just let off an absolute thunder ripper in the middle of the class. I just shrivelled up in embarrassment while the class laughed a d the teacher looked at me in disgust. Luckily she called off the exam until the following week so my nerves returned to normal.

[Deleted User]

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Get used to it guys. Language changes. Oxford English Dictionary has recognised this usage since 2011.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/10240917/Uproar-as-OED-includes-erroneous-use-of-literally.html

They’ve little to be at.

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weldoninhio wrote: »

Bart Simpson, in that episode of the Simpsons where he does the exact same thing. Season 2 Episode 14. :rolleyes:

Must have been post watershed if he wrote “c***s” in the episode.

Or, maybe he didn’t do the “exact same thing”. So take your smug little rollyeyes and see will they fit up your hole.

Gregor Samsa

The Royal Scam wrote: »

Classmate secretly ate 3 packets of chivers jelly from his schoolbag

Remember Wham bars?

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Friends of mine used to have competitions to see how many they could stuff in their mouth in the middle of class without getting caught. Obviously if you’re asked a question with three of them cementing your jaws together, you’re pretty goosed.

andekwarhola

I saw a first year girl from a really rough background metaphorically punching the head off of a 6th year girl in the hallway one day. The 6th year didn't stand a chance.

mightyreds

As some mentioned the Simpsons here's one straight out of the "Simpsons did it" handbook

A friend in school back in the early 00s managed to get a younger female teacher's number from his aunt's phone and basically cat fished her over a long weekend, pretending to be another male teacher, organised a date on the bank holiday Monday and obviously never showed.

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall in the canteen Tuesday when it all unraveled but all we know is it got back to him somehow and he was suspended.

McGinniesta

There were rumours about a french teacher in our school. It was alleged that she left her previous school because one of the students banged her.

The principal started banging her as well. She was a great teacher and she was gorgeous but she is said to have been around the block a few times

There were horny 16 year old boys on permanent horns in her french class

The Royal Scam

Classmate secretly ate 3 packets of chivers jelly from his schoolbag

MsStote

Well my class mates found out I am bisexual and proceed to throw literal rotten fruit and glass bottles at my head. Along with plastic bottles, did you know if you throw it right, that plastic ridge can leave a nice bump. Course I got punished by my mother for it... you know the victim lol

Sgt Hartman

Ush1 wrote: »

Literally?

Literally

Motivator

A guy in my class had a **** at the back of a science lab when we were in 2nd or 3rd year. The chap was a bit slow and genuinely didn’t see anything wrong with it. The science teacher to be fair had the best set of 30 something year old milf tits that you’ve ever seen. She wasn’t great to look at so used to flaunt her tits as much as she could. In an all boys school, it was like a red rag to a bull or in this case, it was a low cut top in a half empty science lab to a masturbating 14 year old on his own down the back. That was probably the most bizarre story and he didn’t even get caught, it was only copped when he went out the side door to go to the toilet and the huge mess on the front of his trousers was spotted.

Other than that, it was the almost daily fights around the back field. In a school with over 1,000 teenage boys, there was inevitable trouble each week. Two worst was two lads who went at each other with hurleys. I didn’t see it but it was savage, one ended up having to take a year out of school due to a fractured skull and the other was expelled and brought up on assault charges.

mirrorwall14

sweet_trip wrote: »

Did we go to the same school or was this just a common occurance around the country? lol

I don’t know a school who didn’t hate those damn things.

Lads ye are all mental. School Through 90s/early 00s and nothing on this scale! All girls though so maybe that’s it. Best I’ve got is a cat fight with a massive hairball fires in the window we were all hanging out. But that was like once in 6 years

Gregor Samsa

Ush1 wrote: »

Literally?

Piehead wrote: »

F me! Her head left her body? Did she get done for murder? Literally no way you can live without a head

Get used to it guys. Language changes. Oxford English Dictionary has recognised this usage since 2011.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/10240917/Uproar-as-OED-includes-erroneous-use-of-literally.html

Piehead

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I saw a first year girl from a really rough background literally punching the head off of a 6th year girl in the hallway one day. The 6th year didn't stand a chance.

F me! Her head left her body? Did she get done for murder? Literally no way you can live without a head

Ush1

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I saw a first year girl from a really rough background literally punching the head off of a 6th year girl in the hallway one day. The 6th year didn't stand a chance.

Literally?

freshpopcorn

In primary school we had a stink bomb, people smoking, somebody got pushed into a bin, etc.
In secondary these a few fireworks and generally fights, etc nothing major tough to be honest.
I did creep out the PE teacher once. We went to an all boys school and myself and another lad locked ourselves in the changing rooms and the poor PE teacher didn’t know what to say when he unlocked the door to find myself and another lad semi dressed. He thought we were doing something and to be fair to him he never mentioned it.

Sgt Hartman

joeguevara wrote: »

When I was in 4th class, and my brother was in 6th class, one of his classmates literally beat the sh1t out of a 17 or 18 year old in front of all of us. The guy was wearing the uniform of 5th or 6th year (junior cycle wore a different colour) so it definitely could happen.

I saw a first year girl from a really rough background "figuratively" punching the head off of a 6th year girl in the hallway one day. The 6th year didn't stand a chance.

joeguevara

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Believe what you want lads, no skin off my nose, but the reason I'm telling the story is because it's exceptional. Obviously I can't offer any evidence, but it's a thread for anecdotes, so it is what it is. It was a school on the northside of Dublin, around 1984 or so. I remember the names of the trainee brother and the kid. Everyone else I know who went to the school at the time knows it happened too, it's been often talked about over the years.

When I was in 4th class, and my brother was in 6th class, one of his classmates literally beat the sh1t out of a 17 or 18 year old in front of all of us. The guy was wearing the uniform of 5th or 6th year (junior cycle wore a different colour) so it definitely could happen.

the purple tin

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

The teacher I had when I was 7 used to make us do competitions where 2 of us had to sit on the boiling hot radiators in the class, and the last one to cry was the winner. He'd physically hold you down on it if he thought you were trying to hop off too early. He had another competition where the last 3 kids into the class in the morning had to stand up at the top, and would be beaten on the arse with a bamboo rod. Again, last one to cry was the "winner". There was no prize. There'd be a stampede in the morning not to be last in, bt someone always had to be.

One teacher stripped a 9 year old kid down to his underwear, threw all his clothes out the a second floor window, and made him run down and collect them with half the school watching out the windows - and that was just the teacher having a laugh.

Another one in primary school held a kid out a second floor window by his ankle, the kid screaming in fear. That guy would regularly punch little kids full force in the chest, knock them on the ground and kick them, ram their heads into the door. He should have been in prison. Instead, he was just lauded as a "tough" teacher.

It was absolutely ****ed up what they got away with. School is so different now.

Back in the old days it was next to impossible to sack a teacher. Short of actually murdering a pupil like, they were almost untouchable.
I wonder is it still like that nowadays.

sweet_trip

BrownFinger wrote: »

That reminds me,
There was a big classroom in our school and there was a folding wall,
it folded like an accordian .
It was really heavy duty.
If we had a free cass we would run the length of the class into the wall to annoy the teacher on the other side.
One time a fella sat in a desk (the joint ones) and we slid him up the isle as fast as possible into the wall.
the whole thing came crashing down !

Did we go to the same school or was this just a common occurance around the country? lol

spurious

joeguevara wrote: »

There was a case a year or so ago (in clare as far as i remember) where a principal was demoted to a teaching post after they were found guilty of publicly humiliating and bullying primary school children.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/high-court/principal-loses-challenge-to-demotion-over-emotional-abuse-of-pupil-1.3886628

Something very strange going on in that woman's head. Disgusting.

joeguevara

There was a case a year or so ago (in clare as far as i remember) where a principal was demoted to a teaching post after they were found guilty of publicly humiliating and bullying primary school children.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/high-court/principal-loses-challenge-to-demotion-over-emotional-abuse-of-pupil-1.3886628

unhappys10

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Shame no former pupils came back for him in later life.

We had a primary school teacher, senior infants I think it was.
She was an out and out cnut. Regularly hit us, this would have been 1989/90.
She tormented one lad in particular, so much so that he'd leave the school grounds and run home at break each day, maybe 10min walk away.

This lad came from a large family, big older brothers, not culturally inclined but into keeping horses so used to hard work etc.

I think his older brother was 15 or 16 at the time, but he was big, could have passed for his 20's, even now known to be a hot head you wouldn't want to cross.

He burst into the room one day, went for this teacher and grabbed her by the neck and had her against the blackboard. Can't remember exactly but told her something along the lines of if she touched his brother again he'd come back and kill her.

We only had a few months left with her, she didn't lay another finger on any of us and never so much as looked at your man's brother.