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Whats your story

I Am Nobody

I was born and reared in Newbridge.When I turned 19 went to the US to live.My jobs over the years were Bartender,bouncer,college student.I earned a degree in Fabrication and Welding.Made a decent living there in various States.Moved home in 2010.Worked an office job until myself and a few MC friends started our own business.So what is yours in a nutshell?

And I hope I'm not coming across as a Feg post.

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thereitisgone

Well i came from the lowlands, but because of constant confrontation with the neighbours i had to move to the mountains. Terrrible place really bad humidity
But im hoping to go back to the lowlands that i have a lovely patch of land that i raise few pigs on
Have a few brothers with big arms but they can find there own land

I Am Nobody

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm from me-hi-co and I like tequila, I'll have long hair forever except in photos, heh.

A gamey leg,sticky tits and now a love of Tequila.Your not really boasting your strong points.!

I Am Nobody

Deleted User wrote: »

What are MC friends?

My fellow Motorcycle club friends.

CBear1993

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Leg End Reject

I'm from me-hi-co and I like tequila, I'll have long hair forever except in photos, heh.

[Deleted User]

This thread seems to be all about taking the pìss out of others who some of you think aren't "real".

There were certainly one or two in recent times who we could write a book about such was the level of fantasy. Some of you though are extremely suspicious and you will only end up having high blood pressure with the madness of it all.

Purple Mountain

Everything I've ever posted about myself has been an absolute lie because for the last 12 years, I've been in witness protection for testifying against some of the earth's biggest scum.
This is my actual only outlet to 'talk' to anyone.
I may have to close my account soon.

[Deleted User]

Kylta wrote: »

Is MC not a modern cannibal

I thought it was short for emcee..Himself and a load of rappers started welding I think..

Kylta

Muahahaha wrote: »

MC a common abbreviation for motorcycle club

Either that or the OP is in a Mariah Carey fan club

Is MC not a modern cannibal

Muahahaha

Deleted User wrote: »

What are MC friends?

MC a common abbreviation for motorcycle club

Either that or the OP is in a Mariah Carey fan club

banie01

Deleted User wrote: »

Is this from a film or a poster on here?

Well some would say my life is quite cinematic...
Also, I am a poster on here!

So let's add to my legend!

[Deleted User]

banie01 wrote: »

My story...
Well I was a cop, and good at my job, but I committed the ultimate sin—and testified against other cops gone bad.
Cops that tried to kill me but got the woman I loved instead.
Framed for murder, now I prowls the badlands(Limerick as the locals call it)...
An outlaw hunting outlaws...a bounty hunter...a renegade.

Keeps me busy like.

Is this from a film or a poster on here?

banie01

My story...
Well I was a cop, and good at my job, but I committed the ultimate sin—and testified against other cops gone bad.
Cops that tried to kill me but got the woman I loved instead.
Framed for murder, now I prowls the badlands(Limerick as the locals call it)...
An outlaw hunting outlaws...a bounty hunter...a renegade.

Keeps me busy like.

Limpy

Deleted User wrote: »

What are MC friends?

They are an underground group who surface at McDonald's in busy shopping centers to obtain free WiFi, ssssshhh its secret.

[Deleted User]

I Am Nobody wrote: »

I was born and reared in Newbridge.When I turned 19 went to the US to live.My jobs over the years were Bartender,bouncer,college student.I earned a degree in Fabrication and Welding.Made a decent living there in various States.Moved home in 2010.Worked an office job until myself and a few MC friends started our own business.So what is yours in a nutshell?

And I hope I'm not coming across as a Feg post.

What are MC friends?

Hairy Japanese BASTARDS!

I'm in my 70's.

I'm a nature enthusiast who worked with wildlife..I know all kinds of famous people including David Attenborough.

I retired in 2012 or the late 90's, depending on which fabricated post you choose to believe.

I draw a pension of over €100,000 per year yet I spend my time doing online surveys for a mere fiver a week.

Mad_maxx

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets.

When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe.

At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer…

Limpy

I was born dark, or a bit tan,
One night i was requested, to fight like a man,
Ive a drawer full of medal's
D'wife likes to see,
All gotten in Flanders, how nice says she,

One night I packed up, put on my coat,
Left this green island, on a shakey old boat.
I almost came back, Leo put on a show,
People went crazy, party was no more.

Kylta

PTH2009 wrote: »

im spartacus

I'm spartacus

[Deleted User]

I was a free man in Paris, I felt unfettered and alive. There was nobody calling me up for favours, and nobody's future to decide. Y'know, I'd go back there tomorrow, but for the work I've taken on, modding the radio forum/ like a modern-day Mao Zedong.

PTH2009

im spartacus

Feisar

Deleted User wrote: »

Tis like something out of the bloody twilight zone..

Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound

Kylta

I Am Nobody wrote: »

You missed the gamey leg and sticky tits.I'm on to you!

It has to be the sticky tits that does it all the time

Ultima Thule

College student is a job now??

Kylta

I am kaiser zosa

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I retired over 20 years ago in 2012 with a very, very generous pension.

I'm an asexual, bisexual virgin who doesn't like sex and I'm 19, 20 or 22 depending on my mood.

I run a successful business and shower 5 times a day, but wear the same underwear for days on end.

I know lots of famous people and regard many as close friends.

I might be missing for some time.

Ahh don't say your feg, I think of you as the lady with the over protected boobs. My life is shattered

Your Face

I live in a VAN down by the RIVER.

con747

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

[Deleted User]

Username.

ShatterProof

Jolene Future Umpire wrote: »

I was born and raised in West Philadelphia. Used to spend all of my days in the playground. Played alot of b ball after school while relaxing. A couple of guys who were acting no good turned up in my neighbourhood. I happened to get into a small altercation with them. It scared my mother so much that she sent me to live with my aunt and uncle..

And that's how I ended up crab fishing in Bolivia...

That sounds like a rather plumb job.