Foweva Awone wrote: » Holy jaysus I've seen it all now.
griffin100 wrote: » That’s from a Jim Jeffries comedy routine. He says he had his son circumcised so he would get more BJ’s in later life He talks about it during his gay men docking routine, well worth a watch, but not in work!
duffman13 wrote: » A woman a friend of mine has shacked up with, 6 kids and never worked a day in her life. Been friends on Facebook for a few months and her 2nd youngest started school. The first 3 days are as follows on FB Day 1 My God I know I I shudnt burst out laughing wen the teacher had me like a child in her office sayin how my son held up the school was dancing on the table tellin all the kids to help him sing we want to go out side... Trew hez table back to hard apparently nearly hit another child... Ran round the school and teachers upset cuz as hez running hez screaming back to.them. tag ur it lololol I'm like I'm sorry for laughing but hes four years old like lolol A bold lil **** but hez 4 wait till the brother starts nxt year lolol... No seriously hed wanna cop on now mommas tired lol Day 2 Day 2 ..devil child sent home..Corbing kids... I'm taken after me telling him I'll bring him doctors an get him a needle if he blaggards... Meeting with principal again 5 boys but this fella has to be acting the maneeen round the place.... Day 3 New was to good to be true .. I'll swing fir that teacher The devils spawns been sent home again.... Apparently jumping front wall of the school and tellin teacher hez goin home cuz he wasn aloud into the bigger yard to play with hez older brother in 5th class ... And very upset wen he was told hez in baby infant yard so walkd out of the school roaring hez no baby lolol My 4 year thinks hez a teenager... Day 4 is a video id love to share where she's laughing at his antics of being sent home from school telling him for the 4th day and after buying him supremacs she'll make him wear her bra and knickers over to neighbours house Day 5 Picture Me and my little devil spawn having munchies and day off, hez so gud Some people should be ****in sterilized
Lady Haywire wrote: » I was translating lush as alcohol....? No?
RhubarbCrumble wrote: » I'm just picturing her having a humourous conversation with someone, but in my mind instead of laughing, she's actually saying "lololololol".
Foweva Awone wrote: » I make luxuries kids cacks prices from £30 Can also do Chritmas cacks like santa and snowman PM me hun can deliver for petty money
De Bhál wrote: » What are cacks?
El Weirdo wrote: » Put it this way, you probably wouldn't want to buy one from someone that can't even spell it.
Foweva Awone wrote: » Cacks = Cakes on this occasion, very dodgy looking ones too!!
De Bhál wrote: » post a pic of one
Foweva Awone wrote: » You'll be sorry you asked
Chiorino wrote: » Dear Jesus, they are horrifying.
8mv wrote: » Took me a moment or two to figure that one out. 'Petty money' though?...
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