jackboy wrote: » Recent hire showed little interest in doing any work. Spent his days creeping on woman. Always asking about various female colleagues, are they single or married. He would make bizarre unsuccessful attempts to chat them up. He approached one girl for the first time and asked her had she seen anything good on Netflix recently. Uncomfortable and all as she was she just said ‘no, what about you’. He replies ‘I don’t watch Netflix’.
tylercheribini wrote: » Jaysus a lot of child porn *****, why do they think its somehow safer in work?
ahnowbrowncow wrote: » Brilliant , I must use that as an ice breaker sometime.
vriesmays wrote: » Stationmaster wrote: » Nothing at all funny about this one. Did most of my training in a firm in the south east. Small office. 2 bosses, 1 middle aged lad that was there for years, 2 part timers in reception and 3/4 trainees then as well. The guy that was there for years was fair sound. Always helping out the trainees with work or any other problems etc. Often went out to lunch as a group (without the bosses) and he'd pay for it (he was from an old well to do family in the locality). Anyway, I moved on after a few years but anytime I was down there I'd pop in and say hello and there'd be the odd text etc usually to do with a gaa match if our counties were playing each other. Then a couple of years later I'm looking at the news and this guy is being sentenced to a fairly long jail term for abusing young lads for years. It would have been happening all the time we were working together. There were dozens of victims and the oldest any of them would have been would be the mid teens. I never had such a feeling of disbelief and the thought of how you could think one thing of a person while at the same time they are capable of sinking to such lows still bothers me. He's still in jail as far as I know. South East + well-to-do family + abusing young lads for years + still in jail = K.
Stationmaster wrote: » Nothing at all funny about this one. Did most of my training in a firm in the south east. Small office. 2 bosses, 1 middle aged lad that was there for years, 2 part timers in reception and 3/4 trainees then as well. The guy that was there for years was fair sound. Always helping out the trainees with work or any other problems etc. Often went out to lunch as a group (without the bosses) and he'd pay for it (he was from an old well to do family in the locality). Anyway, I moved on after a few years but anytime I was down there I'd pop in and say hello and there'd be the odd text etc usually to do with a gaa match if our counties were playing each other. Then a couple of years later I'm looking at the news and this guy is being sentenced to a fairly long jail term for abusing young lads for years. It would have been happening all the time we were working together. There were dozens of victims and the oldest any of them would have been would be the mid teens. I never had such a feeling of disbelief and the thought of how you could think one thing of a person while at the same time they are capable of sinking to such lows still bothers me. He's still in jail as far as I know.
sligojoek wrote: » In the late 80s I worked in an Irish pub in a big English midlands town. There was a huge Irish contingent so there was the obligatory "Irish Centre". I was very friendly with the steward. Very decent chap. Never afraid to decorate the mahogany. He had the total running of the bar and was only answerable to a committee of people who knew very little about accounting. The place was always heaving with 18st to 80th birthdays, anniversaries, funeral and wedding afters, bands over from Ireland etc. etc. He'd been there about 5 years when his mother had a stroke and he had to go home to Ireland for three months. In those three months the takings went up by about 30% with no extra footfall. When he came back the takings dropped again. After investigations it turned out he'd been bringing in his own beer, spirits and cigarettes and cigars. There was a till for busy nights that only he used. Remember in those days a till was just a calculator with a cash drawer and there was no CCTV. The place was making a healthy profit on 70% of the takings so nobody questioned anything He promptly got the boot and headed off to another town "Up North" in a 5 year old V12 Jag to start all over again.
sabat wrote: » I can also report the presence of a phantom sh1tter in a government department about 20 years ago. All the men in the building-about 60 of us-were summoned to a meeting where the AP went mental shouting at everyone as if we were all responsible, and demanding that any information about their identity be passed on to him. Apparently the entire walls, sinks, mirrors and all the fixtures were decorated like an all-brown Jackson Pollock. The poor cleaning lady who made the initial discovery was violently ill and had to take a couple of days off and an outside specialist firm had to be brought in to take care of it. AFAIK it was about the 3rd and last time it had happened.
facehugger99 wrote: » Snitches get stitches.
sportsfan90 wrote: » Nowhere near as big a deal as some of the stories here, but a fella I know always carries two phones with him. Not uncommon, I just presumed one was his work phone. I was right - it was a work phone, but for the company he left over 10 years ago. He was supposed to hand it back on his last day but told them he forgot it at home and that he’d drop it in next time he was passing by. He’s been using it away for the last decade and must have cost them thousands.
El Tarangu wrote: » This doesn't make any sense; the company would have just cut the contract after a few months (and who would want a 10 year-old phone anyway, you wouldn't be able to do much with it).
tylercheribini wrote: » **** loudly he/she must want to be caught, I don't even let a whimper when I cum at home.
sportsfan90 wrote: » Sorry I should have clarified, it's the phones monthly bill that has been paid for over the past 10 years, I presume he's changed the handset himself in that time.
El Tarangu wrote: » I'm a cynical one; would a sim card from 10 years ago even work in a phone today? I know its possible to cut a big sim card down to micro size with just a scissors, but I've been with my mobile supplier a lot less than 10 years, and they sent me a new sim card (and presumably stopping the old one) at least once.
partyguinness wrote: » A colleague at work has a friend (male) who spent a few years working on those cruise ships going around the Caribbean full of old retired couples. Basically there was this old American lady touching 80 on the ship for 3 months on her own. She offered him $1k cash to sleep with her. He did it 5 times and walked away with $5k over the course of the 3 months. He took it but the thing was she would wet herself in the troughs of passion. I told my friend for $5k so would I TBH.
bear1 wrote: » It's surprising me that I don't have anything close to some of these. Biggest I think is the company I'm in now. Girl worked with us, nice as well and always smiling. One weekend she went to Berlin for a party and the Monday she came back she was a different person.She would stop wearing underwear and sit in front of the whole team with the legs open. Then she'd take 2 hour breaks daily and management just seemed incompetent to get rid of her or just find out what caused her to change. She was then caught sniffing cocaine in the toilet which again didn't get her fired. Eventually she just deteriorated into such a state that she could no longer function, basic tasks became impossible. Eventually she just never came back to work and none of us knew what happened . We still don't.
Hector Savage wrote: » Jaysus I wish she'd cum work in my office!
Hector Savage wrote: » Jaysus I wish she'd come work in my office!
Captain_Crash wrote: » I kept using a company phone for about 2 years after I left
bear1 wrote: » It's surprising me that I don't have anything close to some of these. Biggest I think is the company I'm in now. Girl worked with us, nice as well and always smiling. One weekend she went to Berlin for a party and the Monday she came back she was a different person. She would stop wearing underwear and sit in front of the whole team with the legs open. Then she'd take 2 hour breaks daily and management just seemed incompetent to get rid of her or just find out what caused her to change. She was then caught sniffing cocaine in the toilet which again didn't get her fired. Eventually she just deteriorated into such a state that she could no longer function, basic tasks became impossible. Eventually she just never came back to work and none of us knew what happened . We still don't.
