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When will Jesus return?

knockers84

It’s been 2019 years now, surely due an appearance?

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BDI

He probably created a load of planets.

Probably like a big bag of marbles to him that he grew out of a thousand years ago, in some box in an attic just like Andy’s toys.

BuboBubo

https://youtu.be/NMR2MbM6L3g

Ipso

Any century now.

MrMiata

I'm sure he's cooler friends than us.
We're like the lads he met during the first few days of college vs the ones you went to playschool with.

greencap

Back next Wednesday, he took a few days, took the kids to Waterford.

_Brian

knockers84 wrote: »

It’s been 2019 years now, surely due an appearance?

Of course to “return” one would need to believe there was an initial visit ?

Mr.Maroon

I reckon he'll start ahead of Aguero on Sunday.

Ken.

If your imaginary friend was born in the year 0 and allegedly died 33 years later then he's only been gone for 1986 years. Not 2019.

odyssey06

If Jesus returns its more likely to be an advanced alien race called the Vorlons trying to win us over to their side in an intergalactic war...

Say my name

Do Christian burials face west if they are east of Jerusalem?

Redneck Reject

Well if you are of the Christian faith, and read and understood the Bible and Scripture. You would know only Jesus knows of the day and hour of it. Instead of making a post asking people if they know. Truth is no one knows.

7 Seconds...

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branie2

We don't know the day or the hour of his return. Only God knows that

khalessi

Im thinking after a nice lunch. cos lets face it supper didnt work out for him

Carry

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Well if you are of the Christian faith, and read and understood the Bible and Scripture. You would know only Jesus knows of the day and hour of it. Instead of making a post asking people if they know. Truth is no one knows.

So it's like when the plumber says he's definitely there tomorrow?

Joe Kane

He's supposed to be very bad on the sneachta these days.

Capt'n Midnight

In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
“Guess it's time for the judgement day!”

bucketybuck

8 year olds dude.

frag420

Saw him this morning...in my toast!

Cee-Jay-Cee

He arrived back 17 years ago and proclaimed he was Jesus Christ in the carpark of a Supermercado near Madrid and was arrested and sectioned in a psych ward as no one claimed him and he had no ID on him...which makes perfect sense when you think of it.

Archeron

Nosnon wrote: »

If your imaginary friend was born in the year 0 and allegedly died 33 years later then he's only been gone for 1986 years. Not 2019.

So is it 1986 again now? The producers of reeling in the years are not gonna be happy.

d8491prj5boyvg

Shouldn't this be in the euro 2020 forum? He'll be back to play in goals for Italy. After all, Jesus saves.

nkl12xtw5goz70

Archeron wrote: »

So is it 1986 again now?

Yes, and I'm eagerly awaiting the return of Marty McFly.

Panthro

He was in town last weekend.
Suppin on Virgin Martinis like a boss

Leg End Reject

khalessi wrote: »

Im thinking after a nice lunch. cos lets face it supper didnt work out for him

:pac::pac: At least we'll know it's pointless killing him again.

[Deleted User]

Nosnon wrote: »

If your imaginary friend was born in the year 0 and allegedly died 33 years later then he's only been gone for 1986 years. Not 2019.

2033 is going to be mahoosive! on the second coming front.

SEPT 23 1989

When he is good and ready

[Deleted User]

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Well if you are of the Christian faith, and read and understood the Bible and Scripture. You would know only Jesus knows of the day and hour of it. Instead of making a post asking people if they know. Truth is no one knows.

Does his omnipotent father have any inkling?

Montage of Feck

From the book of revolutions I'm sure they mentioned the two girls one cup thing:

"And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:"

khalessi

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!