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If You Woke Up as the Opposite Sex

JupiterKid

So, let's say you went to sleep and - like the character Orlando in Virginia Woolf's book - you woke up as the opposite sex, and were that sex for a full week before reverting to the sex (not gender BTW) you were born with...

...what would you do? What feelings would you have?

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Potential-Monke

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Heads up to the guys ..if you feel heavy and pains in your legs ....then cramps in your abdomen..and breast tenderness ..this is not really a fair week to swap.

If we're going to make this a possibility, then I think it's only fair to say that if you're a woman changing to a man for the week, you get periodic and swift kicks and flicks to the bollix for the week. Just to make it fair.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

I’d be a big kid and explore the advantages of having a willy.

ILoveYourVibes

Potential-Monke wrote: »

If we're going to make this a possibility, then I think it's only fair to say that if you're a woman changing to a man for the week, you get periodic and swift kicks and flicks to the bollix for the week. Just to make it fair.

You think periods are like a kick to the bollix? I thought that was labor???:D

Also i have been kicked in the crotch as a female ...excruciating!

Potential-Monke

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

You think periods are like a kick to the bollix? I thought that was labor???:D

Also i have been kicked in the crotch as a female ...excruciating!

I'm just liking pain for pain, neither of us can say which is worse, only that we know our own is bad. And usually a flick is worse than a kick. *shudders*

ILoveYourVibes

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I'm just liking pain for pain, neither of us can say which is worse, only that we know our own is bad. And usually a flick is worse than a kick. *shudders*

Ah well may your crotch be well protected so.

harry Bailey esq

JupiterKid wrote: »

So, let's say you went to sleep and - like the character Orlando in Virginia Woolf's book - you woke up as the opposite sex, and were that sex for a full week before reverting to the sex (not gender BTW) you were born with...

...what would you do? What feelings would you have?

I'm an early riser,so I'd play with my tits for a while. Then I'd hit Molloy's or some other early house and through a little innuendo and guile,score free drinks for meself all day and then take meself home for a drunken grope.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Women want to pee on things, men want free drinks.

We're simple creatures really aren't we. God maybe we should all swap!

Hector Savage

Would just sit in front of a mirror and camera vigorously masturbating and playing with my tits.
Like real legs behind the ears stuff, no soft sh*te, I'm a f*cking pervert me !!!

Well I like to think of myself as having the eyes and mind of a pervert - but the hands of a gentleman...

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Brianna Bumpy Radio wrote: »

Women want to pee on things, men want free drinks.

We're simple creatures really aren't we. God maybe we should all swap!

Hector Savage wrote: »

Would just sit in front of a mirror and camera vigorously masturbating and playing with my tits.
Like real legs behind the ears stuff, no soft sh*te, I'm a f*cking pervert me !!!

Well I like to think of myself as having the eyes and mind of a pervert - but the hands of a gentleman...

I take it back! :pac:

harry Bailey esq

Brianna Bumpy Radio wrote: »

Women want to pee on things, men want free drinks.

We're simple creatures really aren't we. God maybe we should all swap!

Jaysus! that's some 'niche' stuff there. Unless yer in Hamburg, fairly vanilla by their standards..

SEPT 23 1989

If as men we woke up with a big pair of swingers would our balance not be all out of whack?

Cee-Jay-Cee

I’d play with my tits, check out my ass in a mirror, give the wee man in the boat a good seeing too and probably spend an hour or two in the shower washing my pussy. Then I’d dress in something skimpy and revealing and go and get laid a few times.

ToddyDoody

I suppose I'd go clothes shopping and determine my bra size etc.

lipso tokko

I'd pee standing up, i mean i'm a guy at the minute, but still...

Hector Savage

But on a serious note actually, it would be great to go out on the town and experience the dating game from the other side ..

PistolsAtDawn

JupiterKid wrote: »

So, let's say you went to sleep and - like the character Orlando in Virginia Woolf's book - you woke up as the opposite sex, and were that sex for a full week before reverting to the sex (not gender BTW) you were born with...

...what would you do? What feelings would you have?

I would identify as my previous gender therefore nothing would have changed.

hatrickpatrick

ToddyDoody wrote: »

I suppose I'd go clothes shopping and determine my bra size etc.

A female Boardsie might be able to confirm this, but one of my friends who's super into clothes and fashion once told me that a lot of women (can't remember if she implied a majority or just a large minority) probably don't have their bra size exactly right and suffer unnecessarily as a result. I think she mainly meant because one's body shape and size can change dramatically even just from one year to the next depending on what you're doing, but a lot of women only get properly / professionally "fitted" for a bra a few times in their lives. Could be rubbish, but she was a model and brand ambassador for a few lines of clothing so I presume she knows her stuff?

In fairness, lads are probably the same - I wonder how many of us are wearing ill-fitting underpants because we never bother revisiting what size we need. Not a problem if you're a boxers man, but if you're a Y-fronts / "ball stranglers" kind of lad, the latter nickname could easily become far too literal

764dak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb7UGyWm0bs

dartboardio

Has anyone seen the new Black Mirror episode?

The guy gets a new video game, when you play it you kind of teleport into the game.

He plays as this fighter, fighting his best friend (in real life his best friend is a male) but in the game is a woman, they have sex like 50 times

One weird episode! But interesting

dartboardio

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

A female Boardsie might be able to confirm this, but one of my friends who's super into clothes and fashion once told me that a lot of women (can't remember if she implied a majority or just a large minority) probably don't have their bra size exactly right and suffer unnecessarily as a result. I think she mainly meant because one's body shape and size can change dramatically even just from one year to the next depending on what you're doing, but a lot of women only get properly / professionally "fitted" for a bra a few times in their lives. Could be rubbish, but she was a model and brand ambassador for a few lines of clothing so I presume she knows her stuff?

In fairness, lads are probably the same - I wonder how many of us are wearing ill-fitting underpants because we never bother revisiting what size we need. Not a problem if you're a boxers man, but if you're a Y-fronts / "ball stranglers" kind of lad, the latter nickname could easily become far too literal

Im a woman boardsie,

I can confirm most women probably have the wrong bra size yes, but we don't necessarily suffer for it, its nothing to do with us thinking our breasts are bigger, its more the fact that the majority of women/girls never got properly 'measured' or fitted as a teen like you do in a womens clothing store. So just wear the size we think fits best!

I am 21 and have never had my bra fitted 'professionally' like you should. I have never had pain of suffering as a result of it though.

Canis Lupus

I'd probably cry for a week solid being the worst of the two sexes and no one will even bat an eyelid because I'll be female...........

Hobosan

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I'd probably cry for a week solid being the worst of the two sexes and no one will even bat an eyelid because I'll be female...........

I assumed we were talking about humans, but it is fun to get the perspective of a Preying Mantis all the same.

[Deleted User]

Would be 100% gay for the week. Can't imagine finding men attractive just because my beautiful, soft, moist bits.... sorry, where was I?

J Mysterio

dartboardio wrote: »

Im a woman boardsie,

I am 21 and have never had my bra fitted 'professionally' like you should. I have never had pain of suffering as a result of it though.

I might be able to help - PM me and we can arrange a consultation

corner of hells

As a woman for week , I'd join the army .
There would be no actual combat, just lots of countries not talking to each other and a lot of crying.

J Mysterio

corner of hells wrote: »

As a woman for week , I'd join the army .
There would be no actual combat, just lots of countries not talking to each other and a lot of crying.

B-D-P--

One eyed Jack

JupiterKid wrote: »

So, let's say you went to sleep and - like the character Orlando in Virginia Woolf's book - you woke up as the opposite sex, and were that sex for a full week before reverting to the sex (not gender BTW) you were born with...

...what would you do? What feelings would you have?

I’d call work and tell them I’m going to be out sick for the week.

No way I’m stepping outside the door without my face on

Former Observer

Try and get absolutely destroyed by as many men as possible even though I'm not gay.

retro:electro

Potential-Monke wrote: »

As a man, if I woke up as a woman, I'd spend the entire week playing a game of 'What fits in there today'.

Dying that someone called “One More Toy” thanked this.

Also, helicopter dick.