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If You Woke Up as the Opposite Sex

JupiterKid

So, let's say you went to sleep and - like the character Orlando in Virginia Woolf's book - you woke up as the opposite sex, and were that sex for a full week before reverting to the sex (not gender BTW) you were born with...

...what would you do? What feelings would you have?

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Hedgelayer

Hopefully ill wake up with the same physical build as Kylie Minogue similar looks and have the best week of catching up ever.....

Stark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkJ5CKcpJwo

Potential-Monke

As a man, if I woke up as a woman, I'd spend the entire week playing a game of 'What fits in there today'.

the beer revolu

Vegetables.

D3V!L

Jumping jacks.....

Loads and loads of jumping jacks.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Pee on things.

Lift heavy things.

I'm assuming we're all taking the immediate **** as read, yeah?

Also I hope you guys who are waking up female wake up on the right week of the month and aren't thrown in totally at the deep end :eek:

[Deleted User]

Play with my tits. I mean wtf do you expect any man, gay or bi or straight, to say to that? Women may have a different answer but I can only speak for men.

gerrybbadd

I'd have the bean absolutely flicked off meself.

JohnnyFlash

Sit at a bar looking sultry and mysterious so ugly dudes could buy me free drinks.

[Deleted User]

Brianna Bumpy Radio wrote: »

Pee on things.

Lift heavy things.

I'm assuming we're all taking the immediate **** as read, yeah?

Also I hope you guys who are waking up female wake up on the right week of the month and aren't thrown in totally at the deep end :eek:

You'd visit a certain rockstars grave and do the honours:. JJ ??? I'll edit this later.

Mams hippo flaps

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Sit at a bar looking sultry and mysterious so ugly dudes could buy me free drinks.

You can do that in The George every day of the week as it is!

branie2

I'd hope I looked like Gwyneth Paltrow

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You'd visit a certain rockstars grave and do the honours:. JJ ??? I'll edit this later.

I should certainly hope so :pac:

Wish I was drunk off my face at half two on a Thursday

Edit: saw the edit. Still lost.

Deebles McBeebles

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Sit at a bar looking sultry and mysterious so ugly dudes could buy me free drinks.

Aim higher Johnny, you might get a looker or two interested.

JohnnyFlash

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Aim higher Johnny, you might get a looker or two interested.

I’d be in it for the drinks and not for the dicks, Deebles.

Deebles McBeebles

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’d be in it for the drinks and not for the dicks, Deebles.

You big tease!

Pauliedragon

Experience a lot of bad sex.

JupiterKid

I would have an impossibly hard time trying to walk in heels. Ever seen the 1991 comedy film Switch with Ellen Barkin? It's hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gwGn8a64i0

Ragnar Lothbrok

I'm assuming I'd wake as a totally beautiful woman.

Then I'd wonder how I'd get from home to the lingerie shop dressed only in size 10 Doc Martens, jeans and an XL Cork City shirt. If I managed that, I'd get home and wonder how the hell all the fancy little clips and buttons worked.

Then I'd give up trying to be feminine, and spend the week on the beer.

gigantic09

Take up a 7 day gym membership and hit the showers.

[Deleted User]

I'd pee on things, high things, low things, big things, small things. I'd pee up stuff, on stuff, indoors, outdoors, I'd aim for stationary objects and I'd aim for moving targets.

I'd basically hose the world down with pee while I have the chance.

suicide_circus

i would suffer great oppression and degradation under the iron heel of the patriarchy, desperately scratching at the glass ceiling

is_that_so

suicide_circus wrote: »

i would suffer great oppression and degradation under the iron heel of the patriarchy, desperately scratching at the glass ceiling

All that in a week?

J Mysterio

So... Basically women just want to be able to piss like a man can? Fair enough, it is great fun.

hatrickpatrick

Go to the bathroom in a nightclub just to see what actually goes on in there when most women I know go to the loo in a "pack" (and even at house parties, go into the bathroom together in groups of no fewer than three). I mean it's one thing for lads to use the urinals next to eachother, but I just find it decidedly weird to imagine being in a cubicle while someone else is actually sitting on the jacks. I can only assume that whatever goes on in there is so epically fun and cool that it overcomes the aforementioned weirdness, hence a lifelong curiosity

J Mysterio

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Go to the bathroom in a nightclub just to see what actually goes on in there when most women I know go to the loo in a "pack" (and even at house parties, go into the bathroom together in groups of no fewer than three). I mean it's one thing for lads to use the urinals next to eachother, but I just find it decidedly weird to imagine being in a cubicle while someone else is actually sitting on the jacks. I can only assume that whatever goes on in there is so epically fun and cool that it overcomes the aforementioned weirdness, hence a lifelong curiosity

Guys toilets have pissy urinals and a few cubicles. In womens they have couches, TV's, bulletin boards, printing and laminating stations etc.

hatrickpatrick

Candie wrote: »

I'd pee on things, high things, low things, big things, small things. I'd pee up stuff, on stuff, indoors, outdoors, I'd aim for stationary objects and I'd aim for moving targets.

I'd basically hose the world down with pee while I have the chance.

So what you're saying is, you'd blast it with piss

hatrickpatrick

J Mysterio wrote: »

Guys toilets have pissy urinals and a few cubicles. In womens they have couches, TV's, bulletin boards, printing and laminating stations etc.

Surely in the nightclub context what they'd really want in there is a mini cocktail bar in the corner?

ILoveYourVibes

Lift heavy things. See how many push ups I can do.

Heads up to the guys ..if you feel heavy and pains in your legs ....then cramps in your abdomen..and breast tenderness ..this is not really a fair week to swap.