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    #572
    Erik Shun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Erik Shun


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    It's the triangle piece of material on a pair of tights that keeps the legs together.

    No piece of material has ever kept a lady's legs together when I'm around!


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    #573
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    No piece of material has ever kept a lady's legs together when I'm around!

    0EBGt4T.gif


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    #574
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    No piece of material has ever kept a lady's legs together when I'm around!
    That's because they're too busy running away from ya!


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    #575
    Three More Big Sleeps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Three More Big Sleeps


    Three More Big Sleeps wrote: »
    "gusset"

    What madness have I unleashed?

    (I stand by the adorable Susie Dent: see the tweety machine for reference.)


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    #576
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,286 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Autecher wrote: »
    https://i.redd.it/xno67v8hfkz21.jpg

    Just what Staffies' reputation needs! :rolleyes:


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    #577
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,130 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    quickbeam wrote: »
    Just what Staffies' reputation needs! :rolleyes:


    Let it go, you're like a dog with a bone. :pac:


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    #578
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    Even Mary Poppins would tell this one fck right off!

    The poor child. :(:(:(


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    #579
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,130 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    https://asset-6.soup.io/asset/14428/6206_63f8.png

    And?


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    #580
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    https://asset-6.soup.io/asset/14428/6206_63f8.png

    And?
    four , six


    five


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    #581
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,130 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Read the text again, DB. :D


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    #582
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE


    Introduction to numbers in German. Not all of them, nor necessarily in the right order.


    see also
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo


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    #583
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,935 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    WTF did I just watch???


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    #584
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,130 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    "Mr Freud, what's between fear AND sex"?

    AND?

    That's what I meant.... :P

    And that Eurovision entry should be called "Freudian Slip". :/


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    #585
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Freudian skip for me, time they put that circus to bed.


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    #586
    inforfun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    fritzelly wrote: »
    WTF did I just watch???

    I ll spare you the reaction of the Dutch girl, who was announcing the points last weekend during the eurovision, when it became clear The Netherlands had won.


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    #587
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    lolie wrote: »
    Map pants
    I was going to say having an arse the size of Greenland was a brand new insult, but some Harry Potter fanfic from 2006 tells me otherwise.


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    #588
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,133 ✭✭✭✭josip


    ^^^^^What have I just read...?


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    #589
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,585 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote:
    Freudian skip for me, time they put that circus to bed.


    Booooooooo!!


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    #590
    stock>
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭stock>


    DTnUtmU.jpg

    A pizza is round so as each slice has a crust, it is sold in a square box because square is more space efficient for manufacturing and storage, to divide a disc in to equal sections all the cuts must pass through the centre point giving a triangular shape.
    I'm still unable to understand women.....................................


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    #591
    New Home
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    stock> wrote: »
    A pizza is round so as each slice has a crust, it is sold in a square box because square is more space efficient for manufacturing and storage, to divide a disc in to equal sections all the cuts must pass through the centre point giving a triangular shape.
     I'm still unable to understand women, .....................................


    "Fine!"


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    #592
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,762 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Mr E wrote: »
    e1O1DMh.jpg

    I've a habit of saying things I shouldn't :o

    Last weekend around at a neighbors the wife was giving her husband grief over not wearing goggles when using a circular saw, with good reason too the husband only has one eye after an accident.

    Anyway first thought in my mind which I managed not blurt out was "be careful as you'll be in real trouble if you cut that middle finger off" :D


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    #593
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110267276&postcount=8363


    It's obvious to me that they are on large lego wheels. Still pretty impressive though.
    fyHjjfw.jpg?1


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    #594
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,935 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Suckit wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110267276&postcount=8363


    It's obvious to me that they are on large lego wheels. Still pretty impressive though.
    fyHjjfw.jpg?1

    What and what?


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    #595
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    fritzelly wrote: »
    What and what?


    They have large lego wheels under their dresses. They're being remote controlled by people in the audience. Putin can't risk the shame of a slipper being seen or a step being counted.


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    #596
    emo72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭emo72


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110256947&postcount=6242

    i dont get this, satin is a fabric.


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    #597
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,935 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Suckit wrote: »
    They have large lego wheels under their dresses. They're being remote controlled by people in the audience. Putin can't risk the shame of a slipper being seen or a step being counted.

    D'oh


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    #598
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,738 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    emo72 wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110256947&postcount=6242

    i dont get this, satin is a fabric.
    sat in


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    #599
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,935 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    emo72 wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110256947&postcount=6242

    i dont get this, satin is a fabric.

    Sat in?


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    #600
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,133 ✭✭✭✭josip


    has anyone sat in these knickers?


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    #601
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    josip wrote: »
    has anyone sat in these knickers?


    They're Fab, Rick.


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