Originally posted by Sangre No, get the bouncer usually. And if there isn't one, it's because they probably don't need one.
Originally posted by Havelock Oh and make it a quick death, cause you hospital time costs money.
Originally posted by Cabaal Exactly what I was going to say, you may die sooner then me but while your dieing your taking up a hospital bed and your wasting the health services resources. Basically its a needless waste when it can be stopped.
Originally posted by Havelock Just gimmie a call, I can make it look like an accident.
Originally posted by Wook And stop crying about the cost of my healthservice, the sooner i die , the faster my pension can be used for other people.
Originally posted by Victor False logic. The average person spends 18 years growing up, 40-45 years working and 10-15 years in retirement. The smoker would spend 18 years growing up, 20-25 years working and 10-15 years in de facto retirement / ill health. Smokers (and heavy drinkers and the obese and ....) are a net drain on society.
Originally posted by Wook yes yes , and we all need blond children with blue eyes !
Dubliners given portable ashtrays for butts From:ireland.com Tuesday, 9th September, 2003 Dublin City Council have begun a campaign to distribute 20,000 free ashtrays to smokers in a bid to curb cigarette littering on the city's streets. The "Butts Out" campaign was officially unveiled this morning by the city's Lord Mayor, Mr Royston Brady, who called on smokers in Dublin to "act responsibly". "Cigarette butts are litter and it is simply unacceptable to throw them on the ground," he said. Smokers discarding a cigarette butt on the city's streets face a €125 litter fine under the Litter Pollution Act, which can be raised to €1,900 if the offender is successfully prosecuted. A number of prosecutions are under way, the City Council confirmed this morning. The portable ashtrays will be sold in retail outlets and newsagents throughout the city, as well as through Dublin City Council's website. The recommended retail price is €2. Over the next fortnight, 20,000 of the ashtrays, which hold up to six butts apiece, will be handed out free to Dublin smokers. The lightweight containers are designed to be clipped to a belt or carried in a handbag, and are made of the same material as car ashtrays. The campaign is inspired by a similar initiative in Britain and Australia. Four million cigarettes are consumed each day by Dublin's 280,000 smokers, and the City Council claims that 32 per cent of litter in the capital is cigarette-related.
Originally posted by Victor Really, why would that be? Smoking is a choice (admittedly also an addiction). Why should society pay for your abuses? BTW, I invoke Godwins Law.
Originally posted by Wook start by smoking
Originally posted by Wook chewing gum
Originally posted by Wook ban cars running on petrol
Originally posted by Wook ban mobile masts
Originally posted by Wook ban loud music
Originally posted by Wook ban busy motorways
Originally posted by Wook ban stress at work
Originally posted by Wook ban your granny from visiting on a hangover Sunday...continues...
Originally posted by Wook and who the fock is 'godwin' :P
Godwin's Law prov. [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any _intentional_ triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.
Originally posted by Victor Dubliners given portable ashtrays for butts From:ireland.com Tuesday, 9th September, 2003
Four million cigarettes are consumed each day by Dublin's 280,000 smokers, and the City Council claims that 32 per cent of litter in the capital is cigarette-related.
Originally posted by Cabaal Smokers are not going to carrying there ash and stuff around with them, no way in hell. They'd much preffer tip it into mugs, pints glasses whatever is near at hand.
Originally posted by Victor The problem is, come January, smokers will be tipping that ash / butts / packets onto the footpath, instead of nominally into a pub ashtray.
Originally posted by mike65 As a matter of interest, did you ever do the maths?
Originally posted by Dustaz Also, i think youll fine we smokers contribute more than enough in taxes on our smokes to allow us some medical care. Or would you rather that tax went onto your beer, mineral water or ****ing tofu.