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Uri Geller has Brexit sorted...

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Uri Geller tells Theresa May he will stop Brexit telepathically

Illusionist Uri Geller has told Theresa May he will “not allow” her to lead Britain out of the European Union.

In an open letter to the British prime minister, the Israeli-British TV personality said he felt “psychically and very strongly” that most Britons were anti-Brexit and vowed to stop the process “telepathically”.

He wrote: “I feel psychically and very strongly that most British people do not want Brexit.

“I love you very much but I will not allow you to lead Britain into Brexit.

“As much as I admire you, I will stop you telepathically from doing this — and believe me I am capable of executing it.

“Before I take this drastic course of action, I appeal to you to stop the process immediately while you still have a chance.”

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Birneybau

Bender

BeerWolf

lol

biko

Uri Geller bending spoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=577WCemO300

Atlantic Dawn

I think it just might work, seems every bit as crazy as the daily goings on in the House Of Commons.

Mr E

I'd say they'll take all the help they can get at this stage.

Ten of Swords

Theresa May can hire some 'psychic bodyguards' to defend her from this.

Here is a documentary I saw on this,

One eyed Jack

There’s a joke about spooning in there somewhere

FTA69

F*ck off Uri, we all voted out.

force eleven

Two words for Geller. James Randi.

ancapailldorcha

FTA69 wrote: »

F*ck off Uri, we all voted out.

It was only 51.9% voted out.

ArchXStanton

Meh, the regime will just have another referendum, Its the new style democracy..

anawfulway

Birneybau wrote: »

Bender

Simple, yet brilliant.

FTA69

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

It was only 51.9% voted out.

Yeah it's hard to make that into a football chant though.

Yamanoto

Probably the only Israeli who manages to be creepier than Benjamin Netanyahu.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Wasn't he a friend of turbo child fancier Mickey Jackson?

Fcuk off big nose,you had your day.

mulbot

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

It was only 51.9% voted out.

Only is still the majority.

BorneTobyWilde

Now that Brexit looks doomed he is predicting it will not happen. He's the guy who predicts it will rain when the first few drops start to fall.
Magic

Avatar MIA

mulbot wrote: »

Only is still the majority.

Yes, but not the type of out. It was a moronic decision that didn't define what out meant. If only there had been a grown up that could have advised them. They wouldn't be living through the complete cluster fcuk they are now experiencing.

EmmetSpiceland

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

ancapailldorcha

mulbot wrote: »

Only is still the majority.

Quote me where I said it wasn't please.

RobbingBandit

**** off back to Brighton you two bit circus freak

Franz Von Peppercorn

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Now that Brexit looks doomed he is predicting it will not happen. He's the guy who predicts it will rain when the first few drops start to fall.
Magic

Brexit will happen. No deal probably won’t but who knows?

BorneTobyWilde

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

Brexit will happen. No deal probably won’t but who knows?

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

Beasty

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Quote me where I said it wasn't please.

You just said "it wasn't please"
:pac:

Avatar MIA

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

I think the above analysis is about right.

But even if there is a brexit, it'll only be a relatively short few years before an in government Labour party pushes for re-entry. And the price and ultimate legacy of the 51.9% leave vote will be the UK losing sterling.

gormdubhgorm

I just saw this you could not make it up.

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/discover/uri-geller-vows-to-stop-brexit-telepathically-912765.html

I was thinking to myself the fella is off his head.

But when reading celebrity net worth there are 20 million reasons which prove he knows exactly what he is doing.

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/uri-geller-net-worth/

All for a couple of parlor tricks and bluster.

https://www.wikihow.com/Bend-a-Spoon

BorneTobyWilde

May is clearly taking it personal and is willing to defy the EU and the remainers and leave without a deal just to win the argument, but doesn't seem to care about the cost to the people, to the country. It's very petty what she is doing.

gormdubhgorm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

Franz Von Peppercorn

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Won't happen. DUP won't support May's deal and it's the only one on the table. Others won't support it either and didn't they vote to take a no deal off the table, so that leaves only one out come, revoke article 50 and let the people vote on the available deal or remain.

Revoking article 50 is a fairly huge leap there.

They took no deal of the table but that’s just as a definitive action (sending May back to say they don’t want a deal). The British can’t vote for a no deal to never happen, it’s the default.

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EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Hasn’t Geller been exposed as a fraud on a few occasions at this stage?

Frequently. The depressing thing is that he even _had_ to be "exposed" for doing a magic trick many of us learnt as kids of the back of a cereal box!

But even the simplest magic tricks wow the ignorant alas. There is a user of boards who is still mightily impressed by the "actual" magic powers of a guy who can set news paper on fire with his mind. Also a trick I can and do often.

That an "exposure" was required at all is one of those little things that makes me despair for humanity.