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My sister in law robbed my shirt.

corner of hells

A while ago my wife had an accident resulting in her needing surgery. Shes going to have a long recovery period and is more or less incapacitated.
As a result of the surgery one of her sisters decided to do laundry , cooking and a little housework around the house to keep her company.

I noticed recently a newly bought shirt had gone missing and was nowhere to be found.
Today her brother in law called to the house and low and behold there he was wearing my shirt.

I know it's mine because of a tiny ink mark on the sleeve.

Any suggestions to what I should do ?
I'm debating burning their house down or kidnapping her dog.

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magic_murph

Panthro wrote: »

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Chuck Norris would do his wife. He's known for it. Worldwide.

touts

Tell the brother in law that shirt is very stylish and looks awfully like the one your mate Johnny used to wear and he's a snappy dresser. Ah Johnny he's a gas lad. Rides half of Dublin married or single. He was recently telling the lads a story of how he was with some wan and her husband came home unexpectedly. He had to sneak out the back door pulling on his boxers and never got his cloths back.

greenspurs

The same happened me.....
but when I say ' the same' ….. it was I kinda ended up with the sis in laws knickers....

So yeh, The same thing happened me ….

homosapien91

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

I was watching an episode of a small situation comedy from a few years ago where a character thought the cleaner had stolen an article of clothing from her. Hilarity ensued when she tried to find the distinguishing mark. I like stories.

The friends episode where Monica thought the cleanerr had stolen her jeans but turns out Rachel stole them and then she thought the cleaner had stolen her bra but she was wearing it, hilarious

Thargor

Panthro wrote: »

Ask yourself "what would Chuck Norris do?"

Wow fresh material, how do you keep up with all the latest memes like that?

fergus1001

greenspurs wrote: »

The same happened me.....
but when I say ' the same' ….. it was I kinda ended up with the sis in laws knickers....

So yeh, The same thing happened me ….

:P

durrrrty Baxtards

fergus1001

corner of hells wrote: »

Any suggestions to what I should do ?

is she good looking ?

[Deleted User]

I hope your wife makes a good recovery, OP. That sounds very traumatic.

It's very nice of your SIL to do so much to keep things ticking over, I'm sure your wife is glad of her company too.

Next time you see your BIL in your shirt..."Dave, that's my shirt! Look at the little inkspot. It must have gotten mixed up with one of yours that looks similar".

Face saved, embarrassment averted, no accusations made, shirt returned to rightful owner. I should be a hostage negotiator.

jimgoose

Send Two-Mile Borris 'round 'is manor Guv'nor, do 'im up like a kipper good an' proper nah mistake, innit??

LollipopJimmy

Just go back to Penny's and buy another one, what was it €3?

BorneTobyWilde

How about asking her why your shirt was taking and why he is now wearing it? Be blunt and to the point.

H3llR4iser

magic_murph wrote: »

Chuck Norris would do his wife. He's known for it. Worldwide.

Chuck Norris HAS done his wife. Even if they were never in the same room.

As "what to do" - severed horse head in the bed. Works all the time for problems big and small.

Alternatively, if you're in Dublin there are a lot of construction sites around. Plenty of pillars, lots of concrete. You figure this out.

stoneill

touts wrote: »

Tell the brother in law that shirt is very stylish and looks awfully like the one your mate Johnny used to wear and he's a snappy dresser. Ah Johnny he's a gas lad. Rides half of Dublin married or single. He was recently telling the lads a story of how he was with some wan and her husband came home unexpectedly. He had to sneak out the back door pulling on his boxers and never got his cloths back.

Is that Johnny with the scabies and persistent itch?

corner of hells

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

It was you, you dope...your reflection in the mirror.

Your wife's sisters....brother in law.....it's YOU wearing the shirt.

I've decided to thank your post , just to be like the 51 others.

corner of hells

lbc2019 wrote: »

Maybe pay your sister in law for what she did and not a crappy second hand stained shirt

I did , bought her a gift as a token of my appreciation.

corner of hells

Westernyelp wrote: »

You should be thankful your wife is okay and forget about the stupid fukin shirt

Easy there , big boy.
She's recovering nicely.

corner of hells

Sardonicat wrote: »

Do your own housework!

I do.

corner of hells

fergus1001 wrote: »

is she good looking ?

If you like Deirdre Barlow , yes.

10pennymixup

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

FFS man up, tell him to get your fücking shirt off before you knock seven colours of shít out of him and his gypsy thieving scumbag wife or you could simply say it to your sister in law that you think she might have taken your shirt by accident.

She steals gypsies too? Who in hell would steal a gypsy?

mvl

Maybe next time you see him wearing it, you could offer to do their laundry for that day ?
This can happen to everyone, not a big deal. Guess it depends on what value you put on what's missing; sometimes its better to just let it go.
-I am sure I've seen some of my stuff worn by my sister, without any recollection of me giving it to her !

Franz Von Peppercorn

corner of hells wrote: »

If you like Deirdre Barlow , yes.

Phwarrr

lbc2019

corner of hells wrote: »

I did , bought her a gift as a token of my appreciation.

Obviously it was mean or stingy or she wouldnt have half inched your short

sbsquarepants

Westernyelp wrote: »

You should be thankful your wife is okay and forget about the stupid fukin shirt

Just give the man back his shirt you freeloading fúcker!

Agent Smith

I'd write a 32 part hiphopra about it to be honest...

Esel

Lift her skirt.

biko

OP is in the lead for "most Irish way of dealing with it" award of 2019.

Living Off The Splash

Did the fool of a husband not know that it was not his shirt? He strikes me as the type who might have his bread buttered by his wife...........