The Noccers Interview Thread

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Addicted too all my hobby's gaming, internet, kittens on youtube

What's for breakfast?

It was a yogurt, banana and an apple.

Do you eat healthier food at home or in work?

@ home

Is Paddy Cosgrave a MESSIAH or MINGER to you as a boardsie ?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

@ home

Is Paddy Cosgrave a MESSIAH or MINGER to you as a boardsie ?

Well he can't be the Messiah. The Messiah is my sister. Ain't no king, man, she's my queen...

What's a boardsie when it's at home?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Well he can't be the Messiah. The Messiah is my sister. Ain't no king, man, she's my queen...

What's a boardsie when it's at home?

Abbreviation for people who use boards

Were you ever on a bus with a bald man sitting in front of you and you started playing his head like a pair of bongo drums?

Nah. I wouldn't try that on Kojak if he were sitting in front of me.

What was the title of the last Ladybird series of book you read - new hip or old edition

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Nah. I wouldn't try that on Kojak if he were sitting in front of me.

What was the title of the last Ladybird series of book you read - new hip or old edition

Puddle Lane

Have you ever had Updoc?

Lorelli! wrote: »

Puddle Lane

Have you ever had Updoc?

No

Whats a vector class?

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

No

Whats a vector class?

You're supposed to say 'no. What's up doc?' and then I say 'thats all folks'

No I don't know what it is, do you know?

Hahaha I thought you meant updoc used in testing 😀

Do you think lorelli's joke was not all that funny ? 😏

....Ah jaysus Seph.

What is your favorite North American based YouTube channel

[Deleted User] wrote: »

....Ah jaysus Seph.

What is your favorite North American based YouTube channel

I don't know. I watch some videos but I don't really follow anyone on YouTube or anything like that.

Will you go galavanting anywhere tonight?

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know. I watch some videos but I don't really follow anyone on YouTube or anything like that.

Will you go galavanting anywhere tonight?

I will but won't be out too late.

Yourself?

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I will but won't be out too late.

Yourself?

No not tonight. Maybe tomorrow night but it's a big maybe.

Do you think this week went by very fast?

Lorelli! wrote: »

No not tonight. Maybe tomorrow night but it's a big maybe.

Do you think this week went by very fast?

Definitely.

Why does a half an hour in work seem like a month but a half an hour browsing on your phone at home seem like a minute?

Because you are a Theory X worker, and not Theory Y or Z.

What would you do if you worked in an organization like your smartphone / computer manufacturer to improve it's success and profitability. Does'nt have to be popular with the staff or customers necessarily.

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Because you are a Theory X worker, and not Theory Y or Z.

What would you do if you worked in an organization like your smartphone / computer manufacturer to improve it's success and profitability. Does'nt have to be popular with the staff or customers necessarily.

It would come with a supply of free condoms

Have you ever used a condom for something it was not intended for?

Rubecula

yes why not?

have you ever eaten bratwurst with mayonnaise?

Rubecula wrote: »

yes why not?

have you ever eaten bratwurst with mayonnaise?

No

Do you ever mix a little bit of mayonnaise with ketchup for your chips?

Harder to wash up afterwards.

Do you still own a game joystick as distinct from a gamepad?

Deleted User wrote: »

Harder to wash up afterwards.

Do you still own a game joystick as distinct from a gamepad?

Yes

Lorelli! wrote: »

No

Do you ever mix a little bit of mayonnaise with ketchup for your chips?

No I'm too plain for that

Have you stocked up on bread for the incoming snow?

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Yes

No I'm too plain for that

Have you stocked up on bread for the incoming snow?

No, I shall clear out a drawer in the freezer for a few loafs.

What is your favourite brand of clothing?

Johnny Hilfiger

What was the last "...for Dummies" book you picked up.

C#

Are you familiar with abstract classes?

Aware of them, not familiar with them anymore.

When last did your computer / smartphone go faulty and what happened.

Edward M

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Aware of them, not familiar with them anymore.

When last did your computer / smartphone go faulty and what happened.

Last phone got driven across, around September last.

Do you still use a pc at home?

I do

Is that old fashioned and a thing of the past?

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I do

Is that old fashioned and a thing of the past?

No, mine broke and I'm going to replace it, sick of looking stuff up on my phone.

What time will you get up tomorrow?

8am

When did you last get your teeth whitened?

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

8am

When did you last get your teeth whitened?

I had them cleaned and polished in October.

Have you ever had yours professionally whitened?