Off Topic Thread 4.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8rWTGZhak

Has anyone seen some of the videos of this yellow vest protest in Dublin?

Scarleh.

CatFromHue

worst waiter ever!

https://twitter.com/PA/status/1085935464861847552

Neil3030

Jack Bogle died yesterday

Founder of the Vanguard investment company and pioneer of passive indexing; a man who reveled in how much Wall Street despised him, and probably did more to help ordinary people reap the benefits of the stock market than anyone else in history.

Yeah_Right

swiwi_ wrote: »

Once treated an elderly guy with heart valve infection. Usually see this sort of thing with drug users. Anyway turned out he kept syringes at home and had a thing where he’d suck up the water from the toilet bowl into the syringe then inject himself.

The things people do.

There was also the guy with the ubiquitous plastic aubergine where the sun don’t shine but that is more mundane TBH. I suppose the choice of aubergine rather than carrot was a touch of originality.

People from Canterbury are weird.

swiwi_ wrote: »

Some sort of buzzard ideas he had. Don’t think it was a fetish more a weird scientist type.

Like a how many times can I do this without killing myself kind of experiment :eek:

swiwi_

stephen_n wrote: »

What prey tell did he think the toilet water would do?

Some sort of buzzard ideas he had. Don’t think it was a fetish more a weird scientist type.

swiwi_ wrote: »

Once treated an elderly guy with heart valve infection. Usually see this sort of thing with drug users. Anyway turned out he kept syringes at home and had a thing where he’d suck up the water from the toilet bowl into the syringe then inject himself.

The things people do.

There was also the guy with the ubiquitous plastic aubergine where the sun don’t shine but that is more mundane TBH. I suppose the choice of aubergine rather than carrot was a touch of originality.

What prey tell did he think the toilet water would do?

swiwi_

MaybeMaybe wrote: »

http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-1.3759941

man injects himself with semen to cure back pain.

wtf?

Once treated an elderly guy with heart valve infection. Usually see this sort of thing with drug users. Anyway turned out he kept syringes at home and had a thing where he’d suck up the water from the toilet bowl into the syringe then inject himself.

The things people do.

There was also the guy with the ubiquitous plastic aubergine where the sun don’t shine but that is more mundane TBH. I suppose the choice of aubergine rather than carrot was a touch of originality.

Corbyn giving a speech in the house of commons....

"I was in Brussels last week speaking to government ministers and heads of state, and do you know what they said to me?"

*voice from back*

"Who are you?"

Even the lad sitting behind him could barely hold in the laugh.

I walked outside this morning and my balls just up and disappeared.

MaybeMaybe wrote: »

http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-1.3759941

man injects himself with semen to cure back pain.

wtf?

As you do.

http://imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess/

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-1.3759941

man injects himself with semen to cure back pain.

wtf?

errlloyd

I think I am probably one of those phone addicts you read about. All of the following are things I do Primarily with my phone.

Casting Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, EirSport
Controlling Lights, Smart Plugs, Heating
Alarms and Cooking Timers
Recipes Tutorials
Fitbit and Eurylife Smart Scale tracking
Scanning receipts managing work expenses
Google Pay (for almost everything)
Revolut / Digital Cards (for almost everything else)
Spotify / Castbox
Managing instagram marketing for a business
Dublin Bikes / Topping up Leap Card / Mytaxi / Uber
Online shopping via Asos and Amazon apps
Manage all boarding cars with relevant airline app
Food from Deliveroo / Uber Eats / Just Eat
Mindfullness with Headspace
NFL Fantasy
RB Digital for Magazines
Kindle (Read a whole book off my phone last week).
Whatsapp / FB Chat / Snapchat / Text

Neil3030

Stheno wrote: »

I must be the crappiest user of a mobile I surf the web make calls and check whatsapp

That's me too, just add using Google maps.

Like seriously, bring out a phone with a browser, whatsapp, camera and google maps, and nothing else to drain the battery, I'll snap your hand off.

Stheno wrote: »

I must be the crappiest user of a mobile I surf the web make calls and check whatsapp

Not far off that tbh Stheno...bar taking photos of set out drawings in work I'm pretty much a low user of the bells and whistles that come with today's phones.

Stheno

mfceiling wrote: »

I also retired my S5 and went with a moto g5s plus. Not the greatest phone in the world but it's amazing how they've moved on in 3 years. I basically use mine to take pics, send invoices, browse the net and listen to music. We've come a long way from the Nokia 3310!!

I must be the crappiest user of a mobile I surf the web make calls and check whatsapp

kuang1 wrote: »

I've just retired my Samsung galaxy S5 and have splurged on the Note 9.

Holy.
Sweet.
Mother.

What a device.

I also retired my S5 and went with a moto g5s plus. Not the greatest phone in the world but it's amazing how they've moved on in 3 years. I basically use mine to take pics, send invoices, browse the net and listen to music. We've come a long way from the Nokia 3310!!

So May survives the vote and after all of the bull****, only now is she trying get some consensus on a deal by crossing the aisle.

Looks like all of the opposition parties are telling her that a condition for negotiating is taking a hard Brexit off the table.

pickarooney

mfceiling wrote: »

So....chip 'an dale.

Anyone?

Those are the twins' names in FX comedy Baskets which I assume everyone watches.

kuang1

I've just retired my Samsung galaxy S5 and have splurged on the Note 9.

Holy.
Sweet.
Mother.

What a device.

Deleted User wrote: »

And not have to stray all that far from the truth. Sad state of affairs.

Trudeau at the end. Priceless.

stephen_n wrote: »

Not a fan of family guy, but it’s a bit mad they could go that far with a sitting president.

And not have to stray all that far from the truth. Sad state of affairs.

Deleted User wrote: »

My god.

Not a fan of family guy, but it’s a bit mad they could go that far with a sitting president.

My god.

awec wrote: »

Does anyone else’s kids watch that Little Baby Bum show on YouTube/Netflix?

I’ve been sitting in work all day singing those fecking songs, I can’t get them out of my head!

Just for you

https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w

swiwi_

MaybeMaybe wrote: »

We've been asked several times about taking and freezing stem cells

Don’t. The chance of ever using them is minuscule and the cost is high.

We've been asked several times about taking and freezing stem cells

awec

Does anyone else’s kids watch that Little Baby Bum show on YouTube/Netflix?

I’ve been sitting in work all day singing those fecking songs, I can’t get them out of my head!

mfceiling wrote: »

It must be a relatively new thing? My last was born 9 years ago and there wasn't a word about it at the time.

You were probably in the pub wetting the babies head at the time of the conversation.