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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

Porklife

Morning folks,

As this is AH, I'm expecting a plethora of vulgar answers but I'm genuinely wondering, what's the story with men and anal sex? Every guy I've been with over the last few years has asked for it. I can't think of a single guy who hasn't asked me if I'm up for it. Nothing at all wrong with that, I have done it in the right circumstances when the mood has taken over but I definitely don't enjoy it. I'm just wondering why men like it so much. I think the.. for want of a better word, normal way, is much nicer. Is it because its a bit taboo (or is it even?), is it because it shows the girl has a dirty side? Also.. And this hugely worries me, are you put off by a girl who does it? Do you judge her in some maybe even subconscious way?

Sorry to be so vulgar at breakfast time on a lovely Christmas Saturday folks but I have my reasons for asking ðŸ˜‰ðŸ˜‘ðŸ˜œ

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IamtheWalrus

zapitastas wrote: »

I wouldn't have considered myself to be but I must be from the repressed generation as i kind of retched just thinking about it.

I crave it.

RebelButtMunch

bubblypop wrote: »

Not necessarily

Says jimmy Somerville

[Deleted User]

Porklife wrote: »

Anal sex hurts, that's just a fact.

Not necessarily

zapitastas

sk8erboii wrote: »

Yes, when i mentioned eating ass the same people became hostile.

Its bizarre, probably from their sexually repressed generation

I wouldn't have considered myself to be but I must be from the repressed generation as i kind of retched just thinking about it.

Porklife

Candie wrote: »

Toad in the Hole or Spotted Dick, anyone?

I do actually love Toad in the Hole!*

*not a euphemism

[Deleted User]

Zorya wrote: »

Gosh. That sounds nice. Maybe we could save Christmas by turning this into a recipe exchange thread that will start out very confronting and end up very comforting.

Toad in the Hole or Spotted Dick, anyone?

I do actually love Toad in the Hole!*

*not a euphemism

fergus1001

this year give him what he really wants

a strap on in the butt

Zorya

Candie wrote: »

I'm making a chocolate trifle.

Somehow, it seems to pair well with this thread.

I just hope I don't think about it when I'm eating it. The trifle, that is.

Gosh. That sounds nice. Maybe we could save Christmas by turning this into a recipe exchange thread that will start out very confronting and end up very comforting.

[Deleted User]

Zorya wrote: »

While all this to and fro was going on I made profiteroles. That is not an innuendo. Neither is the word innuendo an innuendo. The profiteroles are really, really nice. Christmas is saved!

I'm making a chocolate trifle.

Somehow, it seems to pair well with this thread.

I just hope I don't think about it when I'm eating it. The trifle, that is.

Maggiesm70

had it done to me a few times, found it a bit uncomfortable but pleasurable at the same time, what some guys enjoy is a prostate massage, depends on the guy as well, some are very uncomfortable about it and get very shy lol

Porklife

Hammer89 wrote: »

This is just general AH ****housery I think.

The OP isn't lying. If she was, she wouldn't be defending herself against the trolling suggestions as often as she is. The only reason she might is if she was a regular poster here and didn't want certain people to view her in a different, more negative light if they thought she was making it up, but she isn't a regular.

She's someone who averages 11 posts a month on Boards.ie, which tells me she wouldn't give a flying f*ck about what people here thought of her if she was lying because they can't possibly know her. But she does care. Why? Because in all likelyhood she's telling the truth and nobody likes to be accused of trolling or lying when they put out personal information about themselves. It can be hurtful and very annoying.

Thank you so much for getting it. I have no reason to lie to strangers about my sex life or fear of certain elements of sex. Why people feel the need to derail an interesting thread with pointless accusations is beyond me. Captain Kill Joy.. Aka Sardonicat is just a jealous old hag who needs a good ****, give her something good to talk about instead of talking ****. She's brought out my mean streak! I'm glad a few of you lads get it though. Merry Christmas all!

Zorya

Try_harder wrote: »

In your end-o

Yesh. That was my Christmas joke.

Try_harder

Zorya wrote: »

Dayyum :mad: It was an innuendo..

In your end-o

Hammer89

This is just general AH ****housery I think.

The OP isn't lying. If she was, she wouldn't be defending herself against the trolling suggestions as often as she is. The only reason she might is if she was a regular poster here and didn't want certain people to view her in a different, more negative light if they thought she was making it up, but she isn't a regular.

She's someone who averages 11 posts a month on Boards.ie, which tells me she wouldn't give a flying f*ck about what people here thought of her if she was lying because they can't possibly know her. But she does care. Why? Because in all likelyhood she's telling the truth and nobody likes to be accused of trolling or lying when they put out personal information about themselves. It can be hurtful and very annoying.

Zorya

Esel wrote: »

FYP

Dayyum :mad: It was an innuendo..

Esel

Zorya wrote: »

While all this to and fro was going on I made profiterholes. That is not an innuendo. Neither is the word innuendo an innuendo. The profiterholes are really, really nice. Christmas is saved!

FYP

Zorya

Candie wrote: »

Well. Things have gotten pretty heated. You've all ruined Christmas and I hope you're sorry.

This is why we can't have nice things.

While all this to and fro was going on I made profiteroles. That is not an innuendo. Neither is the word innuendo an innuendo. The profiteroles are really, really nice. Christmas is saved!

YFlyer

Porklife wrote: »

What's bothering you most; is it the fact that I've got a boyfriend and you don't? Is it that he has a big dick and is exciting and experimental, something you're clearly not and never will be or is it secret door number three.. that you're just a bitter, jealous wrench? I'm placing my bet on number three.
You know what, I'm blaring Christmas tunes drinking baileys feeling happy, plus I got laid last night and I'll be damned if a sour **** like you wrecks my ****ing buzz.

Well said.

Porklife

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

But isn’t the OP allowed to summarise her view? Yes they’re a bit contradictory but it was only last night her hole was filled. She’s probably a mixed bag of emotions, maybe her view tomorrow will be radically different from today but as it stands, she has no regrets. Is that no ok? Surely a mature lady should be able to make her own decisions with what to do with her body without having her validity questioned. The ‘bottom’ line is, she tried it, wasn’t amazed by it but her initial fears weren’t founded. Ambivalence is acceptable.

Nail on the ****ing head maestro

Porklife

Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »

No it isn't - unless Sardonicat has her views for religious reasons. The "Catholic repression" thing gets thrown around all to easily without people really knowing what it means. The fact people are confusing porn with real life is a prime example of sexual repression.

Porklife said it was sore and wouldn't be in a rush to do it again, and wasn't keen to do it in the first place and didn't enjoy it before. I may not agree with other stuff Sardonicat says, but Porklife said those things in black and white.

Thanks a million Gimme a Pound (love the username:)).. I know I said it hurt and I said that because, well, it did hurt. However, it was kinda sexy nice pain and the minute it became actual pain, we stopped. Today I feel a bit tender but that's not to say he was rough or it wasn't a nice experience. I'm crazy about this guy and he's so lovely. He would never hurt me on purpose. Fact is, anal sex hurts a little. I don't really want to do it again but not because it was awful, more because it was just OK. The payoff isn't worth it but Sardonicat has made my bf out to be some creep who, in her words, doesn't give a **** about me and I'm just not having that. This is AH. It's Christmas eve. I didn't come here for a fight but she's attacking me and calling me a liar and it's just ridiculous. I don't get what her problem is to be honest. But thanks for the support

IamtheWalrus

Javier Fierce Moon wrote: »

No it isn't - unless Sardonicat has her views for religious reasons. The "Catholic repression" thing gets thrown around all to easily without people really knowing what it means. The fact people are confusing porn with real life is a prime example of sexual repression.

Porklife said it was sore and wouldn't be in a rush to do it again, and wasn't keen to do it in the first place and didn't enjoy it before. I may not agree with other stuff Sardonicat says, but Porklife said those things in black and white.

But isn’t the OP allowed to summarise her view? Yes they’re a bit contradictory but it was only last night her hole was filled. She’s probably a mixed bag of emotions, maybe her view tomorrow will be radically different from today but as it stands, she has no regrets. Is that no ok? Surely a mature lady should be able to make her own decisions with what to do with her body without having her validity questioned. The ‘bottom’ line is, she tried it, wasn’t amazed by it but her initial fears weren’t founded. Ambivalence is acceptable.

[Deleted User]

Sardonicat wrote: »

No, I was the woman who had a mature conversation with her adult niece and her friends about sex. Grown ups do that.

Some grown-ups also enjoy anal sex. It's not your place to police anyone else's behaviour.

Anal sex is referenced in art going way back, and worldwide from Nepal to Lady Chatterly's Lover, fair enough if it's not for you but **** off judging anyone else for it.

Franz Von Peppercorn

sk8erboii wrote: »

All i said was young people are eating ass then about 3-4 old lads/lasses went on the offensive.

In LOLing here, contextually its the usual ‘old people reacts negatively to new thing’

Could be eating ass, Facebook, bitcoin, etc

Merry christmas

Facebook? FFS man facebook is more than a decade old. There are 35 year olds using it who started it in college. And bitcoin is for eejits.

You might be right on the rimming though, just another thing to lick.

Gimme A Pound

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

My conclusion: sardonicat is ultra-feminist, and as much as it sounds like an attack on the OP, it’s actually a defence of her as a female. I feel sardonicat sees anal sex as a patriarchal attack on women. The fact that the OP was nervy but gave it a go anyway (she’s is in her 30’s so mature enough to have made the decision) and has no regrets has forced Sardonicat and others to question the OP’s sincerity. That is some old fashioned Irish famine catholic potato guilt right there!

No it isn't - unless Sardonicat has her views for religious reasons. The "Catholic repression" thing gets thrown around all to easily without people really knowing what it means. The fact people are confusing porn with real life is a prime example of sexual repression.

Porklife said it was sore and wouldn't be in a rush to do it again, and wasn't keen to do it in the first place and didn't enjoy it before. I may not agree with other stuff Sardonicat says, but Porklife said those things in black and white.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Porklife wrote: »

Id never even heard of it.. sounds gross but probably feels good. Whatever gets your clock ticking. Happ Christmas

I’d say you should give rimming a go, probably less pain than the old anal.

[Deleted User]

Well. Things have gotten pretty heated. You've all ruined Christmas and I hope you're sorry.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Gimme A Pound

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

The green eyed monster has surfaced in the thread since OP said she tried it out, and shock horror, she survived.... :rolleyes:

Green eyed monster?
Porklife said it was sore and she wouldn't be in a rush to do it again.

She also said she hasn't enjoyed it before, and has felt pressured into it.

Why on earth would people be jealous of that?!

And while I believe her that the guy is a decent fella and it's not always straightforward - I think stuff about him being a sh1tty guy is pretty harsh when folk don't know him - she still however wrote the other stuff I mentioned above. So people aren't being unreasonable by being confused, because there are contradictions.

I don't think Porklife is on a wind-up though and I think she seems like a really nice person.

sk8erboii wrote: »

Yes, when i mentioned eating ass the same people became hostile.

Its bizarre, probably from their sexually repressed generation

Why do you keep pretending stuff was said which wasn't. Saying not everyone who's a teenager/in their 20s engages in rimming, saying that it's not mainstream, and that feeling obliged to comply with a sexual "trend" is grim... is not the same as having a problem with the act itself. Why are you so defensive about that? Seems like you're not actually that comfortable with this mainstream "trend".

Sexual repression now means doing stuff you don't want to do because it's a "trend".

IamtheWalrus

My conclusion: sardonicat is ultra-feminist, and as much as it sounds like an attack on the OP, it’s actually a defence of her as a female. I feel sardonicat sees anal sex as a patriarchal attack on women. The fact that the OP was nervy but gave it a go anyway (she’s is in her 30’s so mature enough to have made the decision) and has no regrets has forced Sardonicat and others to question the OP’s sincerity. That is some old fashioned Irish famine catholic potato guilt right there!

sk8erboii

Me: Young people are eating ass
Sardonicat: WTF NO THEYRE NO I ASKED MY NIECE AND SHE TOLD ME SHE DOESNT

I suggest clozapine

Porklife

Sardonicat wrote: »

Depends on which version, if any, you believe.

What's bothering you most; is it the fact that I've got a boyfriend and you don't? Is it that he has a big dick and is exciting and experimental, something you're clearly not and never will be or is it secret door number three.. that you're just a bitter, jealous wrench? I'm placing my bet on number three.
You know what, I'm blaring Christmas tunes drinking baileys feeling happy, plus I got laid last night and I'll be damned if a sour **** like you wrecks my ****ing buzz.