Sardonicat wrote: » Depends on which version, if any, you believe.
IamtheWalrus wrote: » OP: I had a worthwhile experience sardonicat: no you didn’t
sk8erboii wrote: » Im not exaggerating. Eating ass is mainstream as it gets.
Dial Hard wrote: » Yes, everyone who doesn't feel the need to post about their sexual proclivities on the internet is repressed. You've caught us.
Porklife wrote: » Sardonicat wrote: » All of your accounts of what happened have been collated by Zorya in one post and that range from, having to stop several times but him continuing, him speeding up after it hurt first and continuing to hurt you to til he finished to him being really gentle and stopping completely at the first sign of pain. Oh yeah, and candles and flowers. So Porky, I say this nicely if you are for real, if that guy was hurting you but carried on regardless that's not ok and he doesn't give a **** about you. If he stopped when you said it was sore and then he's a possible keeper and no harm done. You can try again another time if that's what you both want. If you have to change the narrative of what happened in your head to feel ok with it, it's time to get some help because you're laying yourself open to abuse. If you've been trolling, whatever floats your boat. Happy Christmas I did have to stop a few times and each time he stopped immediately. He'd ask if I'm OK and we'd start again gently. Jesus christ, this is like an anti rape trail where I'm trying to convince the jury that I had sex. What the hell. This is a reflection on your repressed views and not mine. I have zero reason to lie about having sex, why would I? I came here for a hopefully interesting discussion and to hear about other peoples experiences not to be accused of lying and made feel bad. Way to wreck the buzz... seriously.
Sardonicat wrote: » All of your accounts of what happened have been collated by Zorya in one post and that range from, having to stop several times but him continuing, him speeding up after it hurt first and continuing to hurt you to til he finished to him being really gentle and stopping completely at the first sign of pain. Oh yeah, and candles and flowers. So Porky, I say this nicely if you are for real, if that guy was hurting you but carried on regardless that's not ok and he doesn't give a **** about you. If he stopped when you said it was sore and then he's a possible keeper and no harm done. You can try again another time if that's what you both want. If you have to change the narrative of what happened in your head to feel ok with it, it's time to get some help because you're laying yourself open to abuse. If you've been trolling, whatever floats your boat. Happy Christmas
Poor Uncle Tom wrote: » The green eyed monster has surfaced in the thread since OP said she tried it out, and shock horror, she survived.... :rolleyes:
igCorcaigh wrote: » I know right? I was just about to say that this feels like a trial! I haven't read the entire thread, but what's with the over analysis of OP? It's a valuable topic to bring up, some thoughtful input could be welcome.
Porklife wrote: » Sardonicat wrote: » Why are all your accounts completely contradictory if it's true? We can read, like. Lol.. So Im not seeing a new guy and none of this is true? Jaysus, get a life.
Sardonicat wrote: » Why are all your accounts completely contradictory if it's true? We can read, like.
Dial Hard wrote: » For attention. Very obviously.
igCorcaigh wrote: » Aren't people funny OP. Anal can be great, but it does take a lot of communication during sex, you need to know if someone is comfortable or not. Of course, start slow, plenty lube, and foreplay is important. It's good to explore new things with a trusted partner. I'm glad you enjoyed it, and yes the little bit of hurt can be a good thing!
Porklife wrote: Why on earth would I pretend to be wary about having anal sex? Why would I start this thread if it wasn't true? Jesus, boards is so judgemental and weird sometimes. My new guy wanted to try anal sex. I started a thread about the topic in general and gave an update and I'm accused of being full of ****?! Bizarre. Why would I do that?
Dial Hard wrote: » I'm calling bullsh*t on this entire thread. Nobody comes to AH for genuine relationship advice and then regales the entire forum with a morning after the night before update on the issue they were supposedly worried about in the first place. Complete with candles and romance and everything!
Sardonicat wrote: » Lucky for you, eh? At least it keeps you occupied, something to do when you're not out rimming with the under 25s
Porklife wrote: » Dial Hard wrote: » I'm calling bullsh*t on this entire thread. Nobody comes to AH for genuine relationship advice and then regales the entire forum with a morning after the night before update on the issue they were supposedly worried about in the first place. Complete with candles and romance and everything! Why on earth would I pretend to be wary about having anal sex? Why would I start this thread if it wasn't true? Jesus, boards is so judgemental and weird sometimes. My new guy wanted to try anal sex. I started a thread about the topic in general and gave an update and I'm accused of being full of ****?! Bizarre. Why would I do that?
mvl wrote: » Ha - I also thought of that earlier, but I used other words to describe my "observation". Hammer89 didn't approve. Next "task" for me - remove from memory everything some of the posters I follow in general have posted in here
sk8erboii wrote: » Dial Hard wrote: » I'm calling bullsh*t on this entire thread. Nobody comes to AH for genuine relationship advice and then regales the entire forum with a morning after the night before update on the issue they were supposedly worried about in the first place. Complete with candles and romance and everything! Unfortunately some people are too gormless to notice a joke
Wibbs wrote: » A chap I knew who had a pain in his ballsack with "LOL" the like ran a message board back in the early noughties and he had a script thingie running that every time someone typed "LOL" it would auto change into "I'm a fcuking arsehole". Most copped it, except for a couple of Americans where the penny took longer to drop. One guy complained on a thread with; "why does it come out "I'm a fcuking arsehole" when I type "I'm a fcuking arsehole". "I'm a fcuking arsehole".
Zorya wrote: » Porklife wrote: » Well, I did it and it was better than I had expected. He seemed to really love it which made it more pleasurable for me. That said, I won't be rushing to do it again but I did like it. I had to stop a few times but overall the slight pain was weirdly nice. Porklife wrote: » Anal sex hurts, that's just a fact. He's not a dickhead for doing it knowing it hurt. He was being really slow and gentle and then he sped up, it hurt and he stopped and kissed me. Porklife wrote: » He didn't continue to hurt me until he came. He asked me was it OK and was really gentle. The minute it hurt, he stopped.... When I said stop, he immediately stopped. . Porklife wrote: » The minute it hurt, he stopped. I think the reason Sardonicat expressed concern is that your accounts are somewhat contradictory. Not outright contradictory, for sure. But, if I had my Jessica Fletcher hat on, I think one of my eyebrows would be at least somewhat cocked while I wrote your testimony in my elegant notebook. Having said that, I really hope it goes well for you with this fella, it sounds like you are mad about him. Best of luck.
Porklife wrote: » Well, I did it and it was better than I had expected. He seemed to really love it which made it more pleasurable for me. That said, I won't be rushing to do it again but I did like it. I had to stop a few times but overall the slight pain was weirdly nice.
Porklife wrote: » Anal sex hurts, that's just a fact. He's not a dickhead for doing it knowing it hurt. He was being really slow and gentle and then he sped up, it hurt and he stopped and kissed me.
Porklife wrote: » He didn't continue to hurt me until he came. He asked me was it OK and was really gentle. The minute it hurt, he stopped.... When I said stop, he immediately stopped. .
Porklife wrote: » The minute it hurt, he stopped.
