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Considering not drinking anymore

Mailcoachinn

Trading it for tea and fags. That’ll do. But I’d still like to go out at the weekend. As in go to bars and nightclubs, hug random girls...

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[Deleted User]

them fags will kill you. Tae you can’t go wrong with.

[Deleted User]

have a rather amusing image of OP sitting in a nightclub supping tea and chain smoking John player.

Mailcoachinn

Brain Matter wrote: »

Have fun never getting laid again.

Don’t want to get laid again actually. I like cuddling though

Arrival

I don't drink as much anymore, just a couple of pints or so. Other drugs are better and don't leave you feeling useless the following day

PapaOscar

Arrival wrote: »

I don't drink as much anymore, just a couple of pints or so. Other drugs are better and don't leave you feeling useless the following day

Other drugs like what?

bassy

PapaOscar wrote: »

Other drugs like what?

the wacky dal

gctest50

PapaOscar wrote: »

Other drugs like what?

Rens & Nellie test them all for you :

PapaOscar

Acidogusto wrote: »

I quit drinking a few years ago, I find it much easier pulling women as I have the car with me, so logistics become much easier.

Mate of mine does this, we call him The Predator.

sbsquarepants

Acidogusto wrote: »

I quit drinking a few years ago, I find it much easier pulling women as I have the car with me, so logistics become much easier.

Abducting them you mean:eek:

Why don't you want to get laid OP? Cup-o-tae and a cuddle is grand and all but it's not up there with sexy time on the auld fun-ometer.

And give up the smokes - no one wants to snog someone who stinks like an ashtray!

BeerWolf

*Reels back in horror*

Working class heroes

Acidogusto wrote: »

I quit drinking a few years ago, I find it much easier pulling women as I have the car with me, so logistics become much easier.

That you Larry?

Pintman Paddy Losty

Acidogusto wrote: »

I quit drinking a few years ago, I find it much easier pulling women as I have the car with me, so logistics become much easier.

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

SEPT 23 1989

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Ok....<Slowly backs away from thread>

sbsquarepants

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

Even as a joke - this sounds as creepy as fúck. Larry Murphy level creepy!

Not some of your best work Paddy - stick to the golfing trip fantasies I reckon.

Pintman Paddy Losty

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Even as a joke - this sounds as creepy as fúck. Larry Murphy level creepy!

Not some of your best work Paddy - stick to the golfing trip fantasies I reckon.

What the fck is creepy about it? All consensual my friend.

[Deleted User]

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

'Once they're in the car'.

That is grim as fkuc. (Even for a troll account).

Hector Savage

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

Good man Paddy

Oink

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

What the fck is creepy about it?

Staying sober on a night out!?! You creep!!! Bet you’re on the sex offender register!

....I think that’s what they mean anyway.

sbsquarepants

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

What the fck is creepy about it? All consensual my friend.

I've read a lot about your fantasy conquests - they're usually good for a giggle in work, but if you can't see what's creepy about picking up drunken young ones while cruising around town pretending to be a taxi then there ain't much hope for you I'm afraid.

[Deleted User]

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

What the fck is creepy about it? All consensual my friend.

Because of the implication.

Pintman Paddy Losty

Cop yourselves on.

Nothing wrong with engaging with a big of fun with a horny young one if she's up for it.

Some of my best rides were in the back of the Audi Q7 with birds who was looking for action after a night out.

2smiggy

Hector Savage

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Cop yourselves on.

Nothing wrong with engaging with a big of fun with a horny young one if she's up for it.

Some of my best rides were in the back of the Audi Q7 with birds who was looking for action after a night out.

That's a nice car Paddy!

ChikiChiki

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

Thats fcuking creepy. Like a predator. Why would you pull over and get them into your car when you know they're looking for a cab???

Woke Hogan

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Cop yourselves on.

Nothing wrong with engaging with a big of fun with a horny young one if she's up for it.

Some of my best rides were in the back of the Audi Q7 with birds who was looking for action after a night out.

There's a lot wrong with taking advantage of a pissed up young woman you picked up on the side of the road.

Strumms

I gave up drink roughly 18 months ago. I was a 3-4 night a week guy and about 3-4 pints at that with maybe Saturday a couple more. A regular drinker sure but anything crazy not too regularly. I gave up due to changing jobs and a minor enough health problem which I just beat.

I thought that I’d miss it but I don’t. If I never put a pint up to my lips again it wouldn’t bother me. I guess I miss it from a social perspective *at times* and maybe moreso coming into the winter but I’m healthier, of mind, body and pocket. I’ve tones of energy for the gym, staying healthy and having revisited my priorities it’s definitely the way forward for me now.

mr_edge_to_you

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Cop yourselves on.

Nothing wrong with engaging with a big of fun with a horny young one if she's up for it.

Some of my best rides were in the back of the Audi Q7 with birds who was looking for action after a night out.

Vorsprung Durch Technik

Peatys

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Cop yourselves on.

Nothing wrong with engaging with a big of fun with a horny young one if she's up for it.

Some of my best rides were in the back of the Audi Q7 with birds who was looking for action after a night out.

Dig up the way

somesoldiers

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Acidogusto wrote: »

I quit drinking a few years ago, I find it much easier pulling women as I have the car with me, so logistics become much easier.

I've pulled a fair few times with this tactic meself. Once or twice I wasn't even out meself just out in the car late at night. Young ones sticking the hand out thinking yer a taxi. Once they're in the car then I turn on the charm and before you know it you're balls deep in some randy young one.

Fake Taxi?