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decky1

Anyone know any? When you meet a man with one leg it's very hard not to talk about shoes.:):)

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Mookie Blaylock

Autosport wrote: »

The right man will move mountains to be with you, he won't hide behind them.

Slow progress is better than no progress

Or hide behind bushes in your garden... Ted!!

Ted_YNWA

I might not always be right, but I am never wrong.

sligojoek

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

The cream may rise to the top, but sh1t also floats.

When asked about The Pet Shop Boys song beating Fairytale of New York to No1 at Xmas Shane MacGowan said, " the top 10 is like a cesspit. The sh1t floats to the top. "

harry Bailey esq

foxy farmer wrote: »

He who dipeth his wick must payeth for the oil.

Morally, that should be the scenario. Unfortunately foxy my friend isn't always thus so.

gozunda

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I might not always be right, but I am never wrong.

I would agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong ...

Mehaffey1

What comes around is all around

Mehaffey1

[font=Lato, sans-serif]Don't judge a cover of a book by its look[/font]
[font=Lato, sans-serif]Get two birds stoned at once[/font]
[font=Lato, sans-serif]Keep your friends close, but your enemies toaster[/font]
[font=Lato, sans-serif]http://trailerpark.wikia.com/wiki/Rickyisms[/font]

DrPhilG

A friend in need...

Is a pest, get rid of him.

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Where there's a will...

There's relatives.

RiderOnTheStorm

Eagles may soar high, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

indioblack

decky1 wrote: »

Anyone know any? When you meet a man with one leg it's very hard not to talk about shoes.:):)

As Peter Cook said to a one-legged Dudley Moore, "I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is, neither have you".

decky1

Can I come too... wrote: »

Heard this on the radio today, thought it was good:

No point being the richest person in the graveyard.

maybe same program, 'There's no towbar on a hearse.

decky1

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt.

I don't know what's going on here , i got told off for saying 'I hate Christmas' how did you get away with this??????????

Mookie Blaylock

decky1 wrote: »

I don't know what's going on here , i got told off for saying 'I hate Christmas' how did you get away with this??????????

He doesn't hate Christmas!

indioblack

"Find yourself something to do that'll stop you thinking and you'll be happy."

indioblack

indioblack wrote: »

"Find yourself something to do that'll stop you thinking and you'll be happy."

This was from a YouTube video about a camera. The man was using street photography to demonstrate the camera and he came upon this man sitting on the pavement in London.
The man gave the quote I used in my last post and said that it was told to him by his mother.
The photographer then asked the man what happened, [i.e. did the man make use of this piece of wisdom].
There was a long pause and the man wistfully replied, "I thought".

Miss Demeanour

foxy farmer wrote: »

He who dipeth his wick must payeth for the oil.

Or must lighteth the candle

indioblack

foxy farmer wrote: »

He who dipeth his wick must payeth for the oil.

The Spanish have it less graphically - "Take what you want said God. Take what you want and pay for it".

elvis83

It's a long road that has no bends in it.
Even if you fall on your face, you are still moving forward
That's like blaming the barman for your hangover
A wild goose never reared a game gosling

And my favourite:

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

gozunda

I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear unarmed ...

YFlyer

The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao.

YFlyer

sligojoek wrote: »

When asked about The Pet Shop Boys song beating Fairytale of New York to No1 at Xmas Shane MacGowan said, " the top 10 is like a cesspit. The sh1t floats to the top. "

Pet Shop Boys.

jem

He who sows wild oats hopes for crop failure

indioblack

Words of wisdom from Del Boy - "There's none so blind as them as what won't listen."

decky1

thanks guys some great one's there.LOL.

ToddyDoody

You never step in the same river twice.
Pizza pie very hot these days.