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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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Hector Savage

meep wrote: »

You could always try your best to locate a transistor radio and ear piece, caller.

ah **** I remember that from yesterday, forgot to comment on it !!

ButtersSuki

inspector frost wrote: »

Is PBH being lined up to replace Joe full-time in a few years?

Not unless de Tree Twins die in the interim. And yes, dare will be a buke abour de deaths.

inspector frost

Is PBH being lined up to replace Joe full-time in a few years?

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

TBH, I only see de value in doing an end of yer comparison; 2-17 v 2-18 so to speak.

Even dat would be excellent, and a nice seasonal treat.

In the spirit of todays show, you're doing a fantastic job at the Joe tracking and dat and we're all really appreciative and dat. You're almost as good at it as Joe is at organising the PayPal visit, so to speak, in the face of complete incompetence from everyone (apart from RTE and all the callers), of course.

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

Suggestion and dat. Wood it be a lot of trouble to add the 2-17 number in brackets on the 2-18 wurkday calculator and dat? For example;

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 159 (251)
Joe Shows: 124 (197)
No Show Joe Shows: 35 (56)
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35 (56)
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30 (31)
etc.

Don't want to be adding any stress to the very delicate calculations required to generate the wurkday calculator and dat but if it was easy, it would be an excellent feature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTF8ixJUfY0

TBH, I only see de value in doing an end of yer comparison; 2-17 v 2-18 so to speak.

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

Go raibh maith agat, Petal.

I note PBH is alomost equalling last years productivity, and it only August.

Wow!

Well he (PBH) is the self-described "full-time host" of Da Lahn Lahn....

HeidiHeidi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I didn't listen twoday, as I rarely do anymore. It's pissing rain but the dogs will be walked at some stage this evening/tonight....should I podcast this show or something more cerebral and interesting? Tell me callers, tell me.

If you want to hear Joe being rude as bedamned to a devout invalid pilgrim with a head injury who just wants to go to mass with the pope, go right ahead caller.

(I thought Joe was going to have a stroke trying to stop him talking, funniest thing I've heard in a while

)

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Here's wan from December 22nd. From memory he didn't wurk wasn't back in again until January. I wasn't estimating fees back den but he'd only had 53 days off before Christmas!

Go raibh maith agat, Petal.

I note PBH is alomost equalling last years productivity, and it only August.

Wow!

Suggestion and dat. Wood it be a lot of trouble to add the 2-17 number in brackets on the 2-18 wurkday calculator and dat? For example;

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 159 (251)
Joe Shows: 124 (197)
No Show Joe Shows: 35 (56)
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35 (56)
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30 (31)
etc.

Don't want to be adding any stress to the very delicate calculations required to generate the wurkday calculator and dat but if it was easy, it would be an excellent feature.

ButtersSuki

De FINAL FINAL (so to speak) END OF DE YEAR DAT IS DE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2-17 and dat Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat which did have to amended again due to a repeat of a pre-recorded show so to speak totals:

Wurkdays in 2-17 and dat: 251
Joe Shows: 197***
No Show Joe Shows: 56 - or 11.2 weeks off!
PBH Shows: 31
D'Omen Shows: 14
AN Udder Shows: 8
De Budget Show instead of Da Lahv Lahn and dat: 1
De Funny Fryday on de Eve of Christmas Eve and dat*: 1
De St. Stephen'sessssssssssssssss Day Bestest Deaths a De Year Xtravaganza and dat**: 1 2 (incl. wan repeat so to speak)
No Shows at all because of De Chrimbo and dat: 3 2 (bonus repeat of Best Deaths Show for dose missing a bit of de auld misery at Christmas and dat)

Tanks to RTÉ's "commercial sensitivity" and the real fear (

) dat de top talent wood be poached by de BBC and NBC etc. (

), we will only have to wait until 2-19 to figure out "de fee per show" structure and arrangement. Dis duz be de only way to see if Noel has managed to secure a raise for de drop in listenership (as seems to be the way RTÉ wurks and dat so to speak) dat did befell de show in recent JNLRs so to speak. I have long suspected Joe took a drop in total remuneration to just below the €400K mark purely to make the optics of de farcical situation appear less offensive to the ordinary punter so to speak, but this is balanced out with an increase in breakeen's so to speak AND an increase in fees per show. So less shows for ballpark the same outrageous fees.

Notes:
* Technically not a Wurkday as it falls on a Sunday and dat so not included in de Wurkday total but included in Joe's total even dough he's probably on 3 x de usual fees and dat and it's nuttin' but a junket for him and his mates at de taxpayer's expense so to speak.
**pre-recorded so to speak and darefore not included in de Wurkday total and dat but again included in Joe's total so he's benefitting from creative accounting and dat.
***196 197 shows (incl. de repeat of De Bestest Deaths Show) recorded on 195 days

Special tanks to Atlantic Dawn for keeping de calendar up to date on de days I was unable to do so so to speak.

E&OE. All queries shall be answered in due course so to speak.

ButtersSuki

This jolly jape was beneath dat last post from 2-17. As it's a Fryday:

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word “dandelion” in it.
Joe: De cheetah is faster dan de lion so to speak.

ButtersSuki

djemba djemba wrote: »

That will be for PBH to deal with. I expect Joe will be off that week.

I did predict dat last week caller.

djemba djemba

Hector Savage wrote: »

I think the monday after the Pope mass will be GOLD ... no doubt there will be massive cock ups infrastructure wise.
Sadly I'll miss it as ill be camping ... think the site might have wifi .. might grab a sneaky listen to the podcast as im going to bed that night

That will be for PBH to deal with. I expect Joe will be off that week.

2smiggy

here caller

one from near the end of the year.

you can see how busy i am and my dedication to my work

ButtersSuki

Here's wan from December 22nd. From memory he didn't wurk wasn't back in again until January. I wasn't estimating fees back den but he'd only had 53 days off before Christmas!

De 2-17 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-17 to date so to speak up to and including St. Stephen'sessssssssssssssss Day and dat: 248
Joe Shows: 196
No Show Joe Shows: 53
PBH Shows: 31
D'Omen Shows: 14
AN Udder Shows: 8
De Budget Show instead of Da Lahv Lahn and dat: 1
De Funny Fryday on de Eve of Christmas and dat*: 1
De St. Stephen'sessssssssssssssss Day Bestest Deaths a De Year Xtravaganza and dat**: 1

Notes for de eagle-eyed amongst you who notice de sums don't add up now and dat:
* Technically not a Wurkday as it falls on a Sunday and dat so not included in de Wurkday total but included in Joe's total even dough he's probably on 3 x de usual fees and dat and it's nuttin' but a junket for him and his mates at de taxpayer's expense so to speak.
**pre-recorded so to speak and darefore not included in de Wurkday total and dat but again included in Joe's total so he's benefitting from creative accounting and dat.

E&OE. All queries shall be answered in due course so to speak.

ButtersSuki

meep wrote: »

By de way, is dere a linky available to the 2-17 wurday calculator and dat, just for the sake of comparison, so to speak?

Ah jaysis, I'll have ta luke for it. Give me a few mins.

meep

ButtersSuki wrote: »

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 159
Joe Shows: 124
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €310,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

By de way, is dere a linky* available to the 2-17 wurday calculator and dat, just for the sake of comparison, so to speak?

*one dat will wurk on de eye-pad

2smiggy

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I didn't listen twoday, as I rarely do anymore. It's pissing rain but the dogs will be walked at some stage this evening/tonight....should I podcast this show or something more cerebral and interesting? Tell me callers, tell me.

not under any circumstances !!

ButtersSuki

I didn't listen twoday, as I rarely do anymore. It's pissing rain but the dogs will be walked at some stage this evening/tonight....should I podcast this show or something more cerebral and interesting? Tell me callers, tell me.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 159
Joe Shows: 124
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €310,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

RustyNut

McDermotX wrote: »

2smiggy wrote: »

has anyone read his buke ? even himself ?

Bought it for me oul one a while back.

The shame still haunts me as I walk by Easons.

Jasus, what did she do on you to deserve dat?

meep

Hector Savage wrote: »

I think the monday after the Pope mass will be GOLD ... no doubt there will be massive cock ups infrastructure wise.
Sadly I'll miss it as ill be camping ... think the site might have wifi .. might grab a sneaky listen to the podcast as im going to bed that night

You could always try your best to locate a transistor radio and ear piece, caller.

Hector Savage

I think the monday after the Pope mass will be GOLD ... no doubt there will be massive cock ups infrastructure wise.
Sadly I'll miss it as ill be camping ... think the site might have wifi .. might grab a sneaky listen to the podcast as im going to bed that night

manodepeeple

Robert2012 wrote: »

I have a feeling we are in for some LL gold over the next few weeks, pre and post papal visit.. Fingers crossed..

I just hope there's a frequent Atheist caller to completely deflect from the debacle/success of the visit from the Toothfairy Pope.

Robert2012

I have a feeling we are in for some LL gold over the next few weeks, pre and post papal visit.. Fingers crossed..

McDermotX

2smiggy wrote: »

has anyone read his buke ? even himself ?

Bought it for me oul one a while back.

The shame still haunts me as I walk by Easons.

RobertKK

Promoting two RTE programs now...and then their coverage of the Papal visit.

RobertKK

Joe promoting his book...

2smiggy

has anyone read his buke ? even himself ?

Rock Lesnar

My Buck he says

McDermotX

Read my book