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most ridiculous and useless things ever invented Thread....

Andy From Sligo

I will start off with those stupid fascinator things the women wear on their heads at the day at the races and weddings....

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Water John

Andy has a wife??
Not putting that in as a useless invention.

Andy From Sligo

J. Smith wrote: »

These points have reminded me of a thought that occurs quite regularly to me – that I think would NOT be a ridiculous, useless invention...

CENTER INDICATORS!!!

When I'm at certain mini roundabouts – and certain crossroads, I always feel that center indicators would be seriously handy!! – Just to indicate to the person directly opposite to me at the crossroad or mini roundabout my intention, to drive straight ahead.

Anybody? Just me?

yeah - pretty good idea. or people should indicate with their eyes , like if they are going ahead their eyes should point straight ahead .... failing that a hand gesture to tell other users you are going straight ahead ...

TG1

ctrl-alt-delete wrote: »

You've just given me an idea!!

I'm slightly worried if a carrot chopper gave you an idea...............

Andy From Sligo

acai berry wrote: »

A sharps calculator that I have for years and never use.

i've still got one of those Euro calculators in a press here somewhere the ones in 2002 when we changed over from punts to euro and they were giving em out free - pretty sure I still have it , even though useless I couldnd't bear chuck it out ...

Franz Von Peppercorn

Warren Old-fashioned Minibike wrote: »

The Useless Box beats all comers.

Same idea, but slightly more entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGCW8xftdOA

Andy From Sligo

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Selfie sticks.

ah - they not too bad ... handy when you havent got a long arm - or a person around ...

Franz Von Peppercorn

TG1 wrote: »

I'm slightly worried if a carrot chopper gave you an idea...............

I had the same idea. A bigger carrot chopper.

Donald Trump

TG1 wrote: »

I'm slightly worried if a carrot chopper gave you an idea...............

No no. He doesn't want to chop it.

He just heard about a big carrot and wants to stick it up his bum

Andy From Sligo

Water John wrote: »

Andy has a wife??
Not putting that in as a useless invention.

well, more like a 'person in suffering' than a wife .... i mean , could you imagine living with me?

el_gaucho

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Selfie sticks.

The good thing about them is they double up as lightning rods.

Alpha_zero

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Mini roundabouts.

I invented those

Andy From Sligo

Egg Slicer: - i mean... why, just why?

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TG1

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

Egg Slicer: - i mean... why, just why?

I feel like whoever invented that, the carrot one the bannana one, the apple one etc. Might have missed a much earlier invention called the knife.....

TheValeyard

The DVD rewinder

http://www.dvdrewinder.com

Andy From Sligo

im in 2 minds about the potato peeler ... you know the small knives with the slit in them ... you could just use a normal small knife couldnt you?

daheff

Andy From Sligo wrote: »

I will start off with those stupid fascinator things the women wear on their heads at the day at the races and weddings....

you mean hats?

twas far from fascinators you were rared laddie

greenflash

goat2 wrote: »

some cordless vaccums, pure useless, have not found a cordless to beat the corded Meile I use, wish I did, but not yet

You could just get a girlfriend

Andy From Sligo

daheff wrote: »

you mean hats?

their not hats! ... thats an offence to hats that is. hats were good inventions

Andy From Sligo

cuff-links - pretty uesless . I'm 53 and I have never owned cufflinks nor have the desire to .. and i havent turned out too bad

Andy From Sligo

beards - like this:

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUrw3xrrE1_B9cuQVmCD0MwGNhPGCvwxZLVoUYcZR6RUTMYv4Osg

I mean beards are pretty useless as it is ... men dont really need beards at the end of the day , its not a necessity its not like their face needs warming up - we (men) have hair under our armpits and testicles for a reason ... but faces? - nah , not needed .... and then some men go silly and grow a beard like the one above ...

zcorpian88

Andrewf20

Pin stripe paint and portable door handles.

Also, skirting board ladders & left and right sock tags.

Andy From Sligo

zcorpian88 wrote: »

haha at the bottom bit where it says "having some fun!" ...

zcorpian88

The perfect eyedrop...

zcorpian88

Steering wheel tray!

foxy farmer

Neck ties. A big long piece of material knotted in a slip knot around the neck purely for decorative purposes. A scarf is handy. Most of the tie is hidden by collars and jackets. A bit of nuisance in the heat as well.

somefeen

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Steering wheel tray!

What's wrong with that? I'd buy one of those looks dead han.....oooooooh

zcorpian88

Subway Sleep Guard

andrew1977

Easy peel and reseal packets for sliced meats.
Total fraud and never work,

Del2005

zcorpian88 wrote: »

The perfect eyedrop...

That would be useful.