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Fcuking Prick of a cat

Roger Hassenforder

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever. Stays still for ages, makes a run for it thinks he's away and basterd cat just stretches a paw and flicks him up in the air, and scoops him back in, and licks/sucks it. Being going on hours.

Just after distracting the fcuker with a few dreamies, picked up the mouse and put him somewhere safe. Cat now looking frantically for him where he lasr saw him.

They're cruel fcukers.
Should have got a dog.

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Graces7

Alvaro Little Stardom wrote: »

Yeah my dog kills very quickly

My dog is worse than the cats for tormenting mice.. far worse.. shudders.

Graces7

taytobreath wrote: »

Its true.
A neighbor of mine died in his home and was there for about 6 weeks, he had been caring for a cat and her kittens at the time and he left his bathroom window open and when they found him most of his face was gone. The cats got into him and ate his face.

I adopted one of those cats and he still is here. A relative of the dead guy wanted to have the cats poisoned because of what they done. I got homes for all of them.

Years ago an old lady died alone in a council flat and when they found her, most of her feet and legs had been eaten. As folk said, she would not have minded, Nor wouid I.. My cats are welcome to my flesh..why be sentimental?

and good for you! Bravo!

Graces7

Purple Mountain wrote: »

So let me get this straight..
You brought a cannibal cat into your home??

er no.. cannibal means eating your own species... all other flesh is on the menu..

Graces7

Grandeeod wrote: »

Feckin cat nibbled at my plated dinner tonight and destroyed it. Bitch!

Never ever leave food unattended! Not ever!

GoneHome

Things got worse here this morning at 5 15 am, in herself comes to the bedroom with a half dead robin

Fr_Dougal

GoneHome wrote: »

Things got worse here this morning at 5 15 am, in herself comes to the bedroom with a half dead robin

You should dump her.

GoneHome

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

You should dump her.

Just coped now I should have made it clear it was the cat not the wife;)

zoe 3619

Rescued three shrews off the cats yesterday.
Rescue the birds and mice as well.
Would rather have the mice than have the cats actually.
Only time they're useful is when they kill a rat.

GoneHome

zoe 3619 wrote: »

Only time they're useful is when they kill a rat.

Mine has never killed a rat (that I know of) and we have her about a year and a half now, she's brought dozens of shrews and mice to us and two birds, she's a small size cat for her age so I'm not sure it would be in her to kill a rat, has your's ?

zoe 3619

GoneHome wrote: »

Mine has never killed a rat (that I know of) and we have her about a year and a half now, she's brought dozens of shrews and mice to us and two birds, she's a small size cat for her age so I'm not sure it would be in her to kill a rat, has your's ?

Yes,a fair few over time.
Worst thing is when they bring them in alive and let them escape.Has only happened once,but it was fairly traumatic..

GoneHome

zoe 3619 wrote: »

Yes,a fair few over time.
Worst thing is when they bring them in alive and let them escape.Has only happened once,but it was fairly traumatic..

I WOULD LOSE MY LIFE if she bought in a live rat, how did you deal with that

Feisar

mdwexford wrote: »

What kind of sick weirdo are you.

A fairly standard way of dispatching rodents.

zoe 3619

GoneHome wrote: »

I WOULD LOSE MY LIFE if she bought in a live rat, how did you deal with that

It was horrible.Little kids in the house and the cat had bought the rat (slightly injured) upstairs.
Managed to shephard it into a boxroom,and for want of any better ideas,I shoved the three cats in with it,shut the door and went out for a few hours.
Came back to find the cats in a pile sleeping and the rat sitting in the middle of the floor.
Hit it with a cricket bat in the end.Sickened me to do it.
Cats are bastards.

tabby aspreme

Rat juggling, is a cat pastime

GoneHome

zoe 3619 wrote: »

Came back to find the cats in a pile sleeping and the rat sitting in the middle.

sorry I know I shouldn't but I laughed out loud at this image

Capt'n Midnight

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever.

dark crystal

GoneHome wrote: »

Oh Jesus H Christ I won't sleep for the night now thinking of that and my cat asleep in the next room:eek:

Your cat would never kill you, he'd only feast on your dead carcass to stay alive, which is pretty smart really.

Love cats. Fascinating creatures.

andekwarhola

That's what cool about cats.

If they were bigger, they'd be preying on you and your family but instead reluctantly coexist with you in order to get food.

Much better than some craven lickarse hound from a country and western song crying on your grave.

Spanish Eyes

Dogs have masters.

Cats have maids.

Imagine if you as a human were made to live with feral dogs or cats in the wild.

It is totally unnatural for animals to live with humans, just as the opposite is true.

But we would never have puppy farms or domestic vets either then would we.

andekwarhola

fritzelly wrote: »

A dog would mourn you til it died of starvation

What animal would lie around starving with a lump of meat in the same room.

Obviously too stupid to survive as a species without handing in their identity card and lickarsing humans.

Spanish Eyes

Far too much work involved in having a dog or a cat. Sorry now.

They can turn on you in an instant.

They are also not made to live with humans either. But are bred from puppy farms etc.. Yuk.

And re homing is a thing now when owners/masters cannot get on with them.

And the hairs, and the smells, and the sick, and having to walk them for an hour twice a day and the licking their own nether regions. That's a nope from me anyway! Sorry no offence intended.

They will always be in control of your life. Kennels if you want to go on holidays, Vet fees, vaccinations, and so on. Children need less looking after!

But each to their own I suppose.

juneg

At least I don't expect my mother to come and help me with my new kitten.......

fatherted1969

True story

Walked the kids down to the bus a few years ago when they were small. Saw a bastard of a cat playing with what I was fairly sure was someone's pet.

Lovely light colour, some parts cream and white. Fooker was just toying with him. Kids were upset so I said I'd try and separate him away from the cat to give him a fighting chance.

Did that then I noticed he had a limp so while the kids waited I ran back home and got a lunchbox to put him into so I could get a good look at his leg. Was obviously broken so I said feck it, it was someone's pet so I couldn't just leave him so I went to the vet with him to see if he could fix him up and I'd see about returning him to his owner.

Anyway I was wrong............................

Field mouse

Vets can be skitting hoors at times

kildare lad

I hate cats, the neighbors cat killed 4 wild rabbits last year, that were out my back garden. It used to leave them at my back door. Ive also see it stalking my bird feeder, its killed a few birds too. My uncle went outside last year and nearly stood on 2 goldfinches and a blackbird that someones cat left at his backdoor. If i had a gun id shoot the thing. Cats are pets for lazy people. They think cats are cute and leave them to go around during the day. They do untold damage to the wildlife.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/29/cats-wild-birds-mammals-study/1873871/

OwaynOTT

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

All cats are bastards.

The song is, all cats are grey.

OwaynOTT

kildare lad wrote: »

I hate cats, the neighbors cat killed 4 wild rabbits last year, that were out my back garden. It used to leave them at my back door. Ive also see it stalking my bird feeder, its killed a few birds too. My uncle went outside last year and nearly stood on 2 goldfinches and a blackbird that someones cat left at his backdoor. If i had a gun id shoot the thing. Cats are pets for lazy people. They think cats are cute and leave them to go around during the day. They do untold damage to the wildlife.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/29/cats-wild-birds-mammals-study/1873871/

What if you have cats and dogs. Are you still lazy then?

CowGoesMoo100

andekwarhola wrote: »

That's what cool about cats.

If they were bigger, they'd be preying on you and your family but instead reluctantly coexist with you in order to get food.

Much better than some craven lickarse hound from a country and western song crying on your grave.

Yes. And much more like humans than dogs IMO.I don't wanna go to work but I have to in order to collect a paycheque at the end of the month so I acquiesce. I don't wanna go to the gym but I reluctantly go otherwise I'll turn into a fat slob. I don't wanna spend money on my girlfriend but I do it because........you get my point.

Trigger Happy

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Far too much work involved in having a dog or a cat. Sorry now.

This is it for me. I would love to have a dog but the poor fella would be alone way too much of the time.
And the novelty would wear off I think.
Would never have a cat though and doubt any cat would ever have me...we don’t like each other.

FishOnABike

Purple Mountain wrote: »

So let me get this straight..
You brought a cannibal cat into your home??

Surely a cannibal cat would be a cat that eats other cats?

derfderf

A cat is not really a pet. It's a housemate that doesn't really like you until it wants something.