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Fcuking Prick of a cat

Roger Hassenforder

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever. Stays still for ages, makes a run for it thinks he's away and basterd cat just stretches a paw and flicks him up in the air, and scoops him back in, and licks/sucks it. Being going on hours.

Just after distracting the fcuker with a few dreamies, picked up the mouse and put him somewhere safe. Cat now looking frantically for him where he lasr saw him.

They're cruel fcukers.
Should have got a dog.

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Mokuba

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

nullzero

Mokuba wrote: »

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

One four hour torture at a time.

Dave0301

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

He's been playing with a mouse since 6.30pm in the garden.

Toying with the poor crather. Smallest cutest mouse ever. Stays still for ages, makes a run for it thinks he's away and basterd cat just stretches a paw and flicks him up in the air, and scoops him back in, and licks/sucks it. Being going on hours.

Just after distracting the fcuker with a few dreamies, picked up the mouse and put him somewhere safe. Cat now looking frantically for him where he lasr saw him.

They're cruel fcukers.
Should have got a dog.

Took you about four hours to feel bad though...

The cat didn't lick that cruel streak up off the floor :pac:

ozmo

Saved the mouse- Nice one...

Those deamies - dunno what’s in them but the cat we had went absolutely mental for them- dealz sell them cheapish by the way.

Roger Hassenforder

Mokuba wrote: »

Be thankful that the cat is keeping your rodent problem under control.

Hes after wiping out half the passerine population of my area in Cork despite two bells on the fcuker.

Wouldnt mind if he just ate them quick. It's the toying with them I hate.

Roger Hassenforder

ozmo wrote: »

Saved the mouse- Nice one...

Those deamies - dunno what’s in them but the cat we had went absolutely mental for them- dealz sell them cheapish by the way.

Wouldn't buy them anywhere else!

Raging_Ninja

After having a good laugh at this thread. I love cats, it's gas the things they do for fun.

Roger Hassenforder

Dave0301 wrote: »

Took you about four hours to feel bad though...

The cat didn't lick that cruel streak up off the floor :pac:

I was hoping by the time I'd the dinner on, kids fed, cleaned up after, and had sat on the jacks with my head in my hands for an hour of me/quiet time, he'd have the thing eaten.

But no. Still flicking him around.

IvySlayer

My cat loves pouncing on raw spagehtti or fusiili pasta

Captain Red Beard

All cats are bastards.

Mongfinder General

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

All cats are bastards.

Animals are bastards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5GT0YDnhE

tabby aspreme

Was it a regular mouse or a pointy nosed field mouse, they don't eat the field mice

Carry

That happens only with well fed and spoilt rotten house cats.
You should starve your cat (only joking) and the mouse would be dead and eaten in seconds. Stray or wild cats wouldn't do all these shenanigans, not at length anyway.

Cats have a hunting instinct but if they are not hungry they just enjoy the hunting as such hence the "playing" with the poor mouse.

My certainly spoilt rotten house tiger didn't play long with mice, instead he caught them quickly and brought them alive into the house where he set them free to show me his hunting skills. Needless to say, I wasn't amused.

Cats are cats. Nothing you can do.

freshpopcorn

Just stand on the mouse!

Roger Hassenforder

tabby aspreme wrote: »

Was it a regular mouse or a pointy nosed field mouse, they don't eat the field mice

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Murinaeologist....

(He was a tiny tiny mouse. Nose was pretty pointy though.)

Roger Hassenforder

Carry wrote: »

Cats are cats. Nothing you can do.

I can take his mouse!!

Ray Palmer

https://www.pinterest.ie/pin/125115695880537106/

Computer Science Student

Yea, people with tattoos are either insecure or stupid

[Deleted User]

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Murinaeologist....

(He was a tiny tiny mouse. Nose was pretty pointy though.)

Sounds like a pigmy shrew. They are really tiny and cute, with a pointy nose.

Tom Mann Centuria

Sounds like a shrew rather than mouse.

Glass fused light

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I can take his mouse!!

It took you 4 hrs, ......:eek: 4 hrs to figure out how to catch a mouse

that the cat brought in as a demo tool. The poor cat will have to put a bit more effort into teaching ya the trade or your sure to starve...

Roger Hassenforder

Computer Science Student wrote: »

Yea, people with tattoos are either insecure or stupid

Dude, this is the 'cats are pricks' thread, not 'tatoos get you wimin'.

GTFO

endacl

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Should have got a dog.

Not too late.

Cat karma...

s7ryf3925pivug

Yeah my dog kills very quickly

Kermit.de.frog

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

Roger Hassenforder

Glass fused light wrote: »

It took you 4 hrs, ......:eek: 4 hrs to figure out how to catch a mouse that the cat brought in as a demo tool. The poor cat will have to put a bit more effort into teaching ya the trade or your sure to starve...

Ha!
He was very easy to catch! Literally just picked him up when the fcuker's back was turned, munching his dreamies.

somefeen

The shrews around here are decimated.
They make this high pitched sound that the cats just zero in on.
Then when they hide they keep making the noise so the cats never lose them

taytobreath

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Cats are natural born killers OP.

If you were smaller than a cat it would rip your head from your shoulders without batting an eyelid.

Now that's a thought, if u woke up in the morning and found u had shrunk to the same size of a rabbit say. Would the cat u have been feeding and caring for since it was a kitten kill you.

DEFTLEFTHAND

They love wild rabbits also.

Pure hunters, it's an instinct which will never be bred out of them.

GoneHome

Carry wrote: »

My certainly spoilt rotten house tiger didn't play long with mice, instead he caught them quickly and brought them alive into the house where he set them free to show me his hunting skills. Needless to say, I wasn't amused

My cat does this as well, I can't cope with it, can she not just kill the f***ing mouse and be done with it:(