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How do you know when your drunk?(Omackeral)

freshpopcorn

When my nose started to feel numb I always knew I was drunk.

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Donald Trump

How do you know when your what is drunk?

Jim Bob Scratcher

jamesbere

When I fell over, that was usually a sign for me

freshpopcorn

Is your nose going numb common when our drunk?

corner of hells

I stand at the door of my bedroom , wait for the bed to spin round to me and jump on , that's generally a good sign I'm drunk.

corner of hells

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Is your nose going numb common when our drunk?

That could be frostbite , I'd be careful if I was you.

Capt'n Midnight

Ford : “You’d better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.”

Arthur : “What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?”

Ford : “You ask a glass of water.”

- Douglas Adams , The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Filmer Paradise

When all you see is shocked faces & someone (usually female) says 'Take me away from the scary man!'.

Bogfairy

When I go for a pi55, pull out my flute, see two, put one back in my pants, and pi55 in my trousers.

Yuhh, Tim e tog o hom..........e...........

*Hic*.........

freshpopcorn

corner of hells wrote: »

That could be frostbite , I'd be careful if I was you.

I was once by a friend that their nose always went numb when they took cocaine.

Carry

When you start threads in AH ....

[Deleted User]

When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

How Soon Is Now

Omackeral wrote: »

When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

I'm out of me tree so!

freshpopcorn

Omackeral wrote: »

When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!

Bearhunter

When you feel sophisticated, but can't pronounce it.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

When money, work and responsibility all become meaningless and secondary to continuing the party.

mzungu

Heavy metal becomes slightly bearable to listen to.

[Deleted User]

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!

Your the moderator

freshpopcorn

Omackeral wrote: »

Your the moderator

I know....................

[Deleted User]

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I know....................

Sorry I meant you're the moderator. They're was a mistake.

Purple Mountain

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Grammar and spelling has never being my friend and remember who's the moderator here!

They (have) never been my friend either man

freshpopcorn

Purple Mountain wrote: »

They (have) never been my friend either man

I gave up worrying about your/your're/there/their/there're the day I decided to do ordinary level English!

The Backwards Man

When I spent the last half an hour trying to get a bat out of the pub, barman left squealing and didn't even give me a pint when I got the wee bugger out.

[Deleted User]

The Backwards Man wrote: »

When I spent the last half an hour trying to get a bat out of the pub, barman left squealing and didn't even give me a pint when I got the wee bugger out.

CATCH HIM DERRY!!!

The Backwards Man

Omackeral wrote: »

CATCH HIM DERRY!!!

Haha was thinking of that, me and another fella in the pub after hours, full drunk, barman nowhere to be seen, double doors wide open, one of those times you wish the guards would come.

diusmr8a504cvk

freshpopcorn wrote: »

When my nose started to feel numb I always knew I was drunk.

I can concur, along with my cheeks (not the arse cheeks).
Some man to pull all the same lads, no messing.

Noveight

When you see yourself in the jacks mirror and instinctively ask "Howayou gettin' on?" :P

freshpopcorn

Noveight wrote: »

When you see yourself in the jacks mirror and instinctively ask "Howayou gettin' on?" :P

Oh God One night I was certain I met somebody who looked exactly like me. It took me a few minutes to cop on.

WhiteMemento9

Bottle of red wine. I am a lightweight these days

TightyWhiteys

Omackeral wrote: »

When you don't know the difference between your and you're.

How Soon Is Now wrote: »

I'm out of me tree so!

I know I'm going to get a slap on the wrist for this but.. ...
You're is short for 'you are' the clue is in the word! It's practically half spelled out for you! You(a)'re

Same with they(a)'re