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How do you find a one night stand

trevk

When I was away for the weekend in 2015 I had a one night stand with a woman I met in a takeaway & didnt get her name, now I need to find her and all I know is she is from Tullamore and was at an event in the Annebrook Hotel any suggestions on how I would narrow down the search?

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Franz Von Peppercorn

Sinister Kid wrote: »

I'd actually love to know how that conversation went.

Wife - "I'm not in the mood to cook tonight, fancy getting a chipper"
OP - "Well darling, I have the funniest story about a chipper...."

I’m more impressed that he got picked up in a chipper.

“Here you dere with the blue shirt and de chips. Wanna come back to shag me in the hotel?”

“Well. I really shouldn’t. I’m married”

“Come on. I’m duurty and horny”.

“Right ho. Just let me pay up here and I’ll join you for coitus presently”

Franz Von Peppercorn

trevk wrote: »

Definatley not but she was in her late 40s married and had a clit piercing but a beer fox; my missus is 32, blonde tanned and hot. I know that makes me a bigger bollox

She must have been a sweet talker.

Anyway if she’s married leave it be.

Gravelly

trevk wrote: »

Definatley not but she was in her late 40s married and had a clit piercing but a beer fox; my missus is 32, blonde tanned and hot. I know that makes me a bigger bollox

YOU'RE THE BÁSTARD THAT'S BEEN BANGING MY MISSUS? YOU'RE DEAD :mad:

fxotoole

"beer fox"

Thats a new one on me, lol

punisher5112

That's Janine op.... Everyone has been up on her.

punisher5112

fxotoole wrote: »

"beer fox"

Thats a new one on me, lol

She was a foxy lady she had to get her thrills...

Howd she get him howd she know....

All the music and the chippos

minikin

trevk wrote: »

Definatley not but she was in her late 40s married and had a clit piercing but a beer fox; my missus is 32, blonde tanned and hot. I know that makes me a bigger bollox

Sounds like it was a regrettable snackbox.

So... anyway... your missus likely to be a free agent any time soon? What bands does she like?

deletthis

Moral of the story: don't dip yer battered sausage in another mans spicebag.

sbsquarepants

trevk wrote: »

Definatley not but she was in her late 40s married and had a clit piercing but a beer fox; my missus is 32, blonde tanned and hot. I know that makes me a bigger bollox

Are you sure it was a clit piercing, she might just have stashed her chipper change in her knickers, you don't flash money in Tullamore if you know what's good for you.

Sounds like a right wiley old beer fox, could be tricky to track OP. Do you own hounds by any chance? They would help.

Cleopatra_

What is a beer fox? Tried googling to no avail and now I'm curious!

fxotoole

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

What is a beer fox? Tried googling to no avail and now I'm curious!

I'm guessing it's a lady who's only foxy when you've got the beer goggles on

wexie

Cleopatra_ wrote: »

What is a beer fox? Tried googling to no avail and now I'm curious!

Kinda works like this

Wheety

Ah here if she's married, just leave it. Is that the real reason your wife wants to know? So she can try and ruin another relationship?

Gravelly

Wheety wrote: »

Ah here if she's married, just leave it. Is that the real reason your wife wants to know? So she can try and ruin another relationship?

Maybe his missus just wants a recommendation for a good clit piercer.

Hannibal_Smith

But...isn't your wife happier that you DON'T have a pic of her? What if you find a pic, show her and she goes all 'I can't believe you kept her picture?!'

Gravelly

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

But...isn't your wife happier that you DON'T have a pic of her? What if you find a pic, show her and she goes all 'I can't believe you kept her picture?!'

It hardly needs to be said that he doesn't whip a picture of his bit on the side ut of his wallet, that would be a hanging offence.

Though since he admitted it in the first place, perhaps he does need this pointed out............

LirW

Tell the wife it was a goth or so, complete opposite of her and enjoy how the whole thing unfolds.

Roger Hassenforder

fxotoole wrote: »

I'm guessing it's a lady who's only foxy when you've got the beer goggles on

Username almost perfect

wexie

Gravelly wrote: »

Maybe his missus just wants a recommendation for a good clit piercer.

You know when you get that urge to eat something just cause it's there?

Anyways....I don't do clit piercings anymore

Zubeneschamali

trevk wrote: »

Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

"Found out"? You mean you told her???

van_beano

4 pages in, think we need some photos put up - wife or mistress.

Roger Hassenforder

van_beano wrote: »

4 pages in, think we need some photos put up - wife or mistress.

I think we're all right for the mistress.
Be interested in the wife though.

van_beano

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I think we're all right for the mistress.
Be interested in the wife though.

I skipped on after page 2 so didn't realise there was an update on the mistress. Will go back and read up fully.

Ultimate Seduction

What's the point of your wife needing to see a pic or its divorce? Strange thing to say.

Gravelly

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

What's the point of your wife needing to see a pic or its divorce? Strange thing to say.

Show her this:

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punisher5112

Gravelly wrote: »

Show her this:

Looks like a serial killer.... Wonder does she do parties...

Purple Mountain

wexie wrote: »

Can't be too many places in Tullamore that pierce clits.

Email them all, tell them your predicament and that you'll need to come in to go through their before and after pictures

GDPR last Friday put paid to this idea!

trevk

Wheety wrote: »

Ah here if she's married, just leave it. Is that the real reason your wife wants to know? So she can try and ruin another relationship?

No she wouldnt do that she just wants to see who I ruined her trust for

trevk

wexie wrote: »

Kinda works like this

Exactly

Kimbot

trevk wrote: »

No she wouldnt do that she just wants to see who I ruined her trust for

It was a stranger, you know no names what so ever or anything so its pointless you searching. Tell your wife its the past and yo havent a clue who it is and work on either fixing the marage or ending it instead of a wild goose chase around Ireland.