Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: I dint think the thread would make sense if she were imaginary.
trevk wrote: » She found out by making me believe she knew she had done a fair bit of snooping and I believed her and dropped myself in it.
cml387 wrote: » The Annebook hotel is in Mullingar, not in Tullamore. I think you're in the clear.
maxwell smart wrote: » OP Firstly - can't believe the missus trapped you into telling her about the little frisson with Chipper Chick. That probably isn't now admissible as evidence (but that might be me mixing up my TV law shows). Anyway.... You have 3 choices: 1. Tell your wife Chipper Chick was so much hotter than her that you couldn't resist. She was slimmer / curvier etc etc. THIS WON'T END WELL 2. Tell your wife Chipper Chick was an oul bag of spanners and that you were drunk and taken advantage of. She was fatter / uglier. THIS ALSO WON'T END WELL 3. Tell your wife Chipper Chick was her doppleganger and that you thought it was some kinky game she was playing. THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE. Basically, you need to apologies, say you were drunk and that she has a free pass to bang someone she works with. OK?
Boom_Bap wrote: » Have you tried looking down the back of the couch?
trevk wrote: » Nope wife has known since October and has been ridiculously understanding and patient its just ****in with her head that she doesnt know what she looks like.
Minister wrote: » I just had a look at other posts by OP. Circa three years ago he was living in Mullingar. Maybe he is still suffering the results of a dodgy burger and nasty curry chip?
daheff wrote: » Deny deny deny Well....you sure don't seem to have the brains in the relationship! Anyways...any pics of the wife? Is she worth hanging on to or divorcing? Seriously though. don't show her any pics at all. Tell her it was a once off and ya didnt stop to record the fecking act. Just forget it and get over it or follow through in the divorce.
spindex wrote: » Can you give us any other clue that might narrow down the search ? For example, did she spit or swallow ?
Gravelly wrote: » Tell your Mrs that the reason you banged the slag in the chipper was that she looked EXACTLY like your Mrs. Then turn it around and tell her some rigamarole about being lonely and missing her, then turn the screw and blame the whole thing on her, leaving you alone there. Finish off by storming out of the room with a "have you no thought for MY feelings, I feel so used" then run off crying.
Roger Hassenforder wrote: » I reckon my auld doll would prefer if i banged a stunner than a munter. With a munter she night think "fair enough, she was fairly hot", With a moonpig theres no excuse.
Hector Savage wrote: » How did she find out 3 years later ? Did you just decide to tell her ?
ginandtonicsky wrote: » Was yer wan actually hot?
Specialun wrote: » hi Op i was in tullamore that night. i met a guy in a shirt and jeans in the chipper. we chatted as we were eating outside. what is you would like to discuss mary
fxotoole wrote: » OP was Chipper Chick hotter than your missus?
trevk wrote: » Definatley not but she was in her late 40s married and had a clit piercing but a beer fox; my missus is 32, blonde tanned and hot. I know that makes me a bigger bollox
AlphabetCards wrote: » Does that not worry you? Why on earth would someone do that?
sbsquarepants wrote: » No, no, noooo. That's a line you do not cross - you can't ever go hotter. If you absolutely have to admit to banging a chipper bird, it better be fat and hairy, poor personal hygiene couldn't hurt either - blame it on the beer goggles and tell her you couldn't even get it up and in fact had to thumb it in in desperation. Your missus will not forgive you rear ending Dua Lipa no matter what she says!
spindex wrote: » Can you give us any other clue that might narrow down the search ?
